#serveradminshockwave

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[serveradmin-shockwave] .: Ambulon, I picked up on your distress signal. Have you been harmed? :.

Ambulon cursed, dropping a cube he had stolen. 

Aw.. 

All that energon, on the ground now. 

Was that...

:: ... Sir? No I’m-- I’m. :: 

Was he fine?

:: I’m unharmed. :: 

@serveradmin-shockwave

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Primus. How did Shockwave even get his comm number??

As Ambulon listened to the comm, he felt more and more like he was getting punk’d. One of Soundwave’s kids put him up to this, he was sure.

Or he was in a simulation. And the simulation broke.

:: .... thank you. ::

[ pinging @splitmedic ]

[asw]: I wish to extend gratification and commendation because of your efforts to contain and then cure the outbreak that ran through the ship.

[asw]: I have asked Soundwave what would be an appropriate phrasing, and he informed me that “attaboy, good job” is his preferred method of praising Rumble and Frenzy.

[asw]: As such: Attaboy. You have exceeded expectations. Please continue to operate well. I hold an admiration for you and your accomplishments.

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It’s still a cool rock.

If bad children get coal, and that’s a good thing for us-

That means no consequences for being bad