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Changed some stuff around on the blog. Gonna try to get back to archiving on the regular, but probably gonna have to stay a weekend activity for now!

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tapping on the trigger - chapter 2

“Okay, see you! Don’t scare him too bad, Jaiden!” Niki calls from the door. “No promises!” Jaiden calls back. “Well that’s reassurin’,” Techno jokes, finishing up his drink. Jaiden laughs. “Nah, you’ll be fine! You’re only in for what, a consult right? Nothing scary about that.” “Depend’s what I’m bein’ consulted about,” Techno counters. He thinks he likes Jaiden, she’s fun, if… a lot. “Best torture method, now that would be unsettlin’.” “Torture?” comes another voice. “Jaiden, are you scaring off customers again, y’ little shit?”

Chapters: 2/?

Fandom: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Niki | Nihachu & Technoblade

Characters: Technoblade, Phil Watson | Philza, Niki | Nihachu, Toby Smith | Tubbo, Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag, FitMC, Jaiden Animations, Background & Cameo Characters

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Superheroes, Supervillains, Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Tattoo Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Villain Technoblade, Villain Phil Watson | Philza, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Identity Porn, BAMF Technoblade, BAMF Phil Watson | Philza, theyre all BAMFs tbh, Winged Phil Watson | Philza, Disabled Phil Watson | Philza, Queerplatonic Relationships, Queerplatonic Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Canon-Typical Violence

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woooo new chapter!!!! im so excited to get into the meat of this fic its going to be soooo fun and definitely not painful who said that. cant wait for all the fun secret identity stuff to kick off hehe

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tapping on the trigger

That’s weird, the van’s still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Techno’s hearing, and it’s only getting closer. He scans the road—driveway, really—that the van came in on, but there’s nothing there. Maybe beh- THUNK Technoblade whips back around, and- “Shit,” he whispers. “Lark, shit, Jackdaw’s here.” Jackdaw. The city’s most feared criminal. Hell, villain. He’s not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Techno’s in. Not in most circles. --- Or, Technoblade stumbles into something he really shouldn't have seen, and makes several decisions he really shouldn't have made.

Chapters: 1/?

Fandom: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Niki | Nihachu & Technoblade

Characters: Technoblade, Phil Watson | Philza, Niki | Nihachu, Toby Smith | Tubbo, Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag, FitMC, Jaiden Animations, Background & Cameo Characters

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Superheroes, Supervillains, Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Tattoo Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Villain Technoblade, Villain Phil Watson | Philza, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Identity Porn, BAMF Technoblade, BAMF Phil Watson | Philza, theyre all BAMFs tbh, Winged Phil Watson | Philza, Disabled Phil Watson | Philza, Queerplatonic Relationships, Queerplatonic Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Canon-Typical Violence

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new fic new fic new fic!!!!! having so much fun with this one oh my god i hope you guys like it even half as much as i do!!! got lots of secret identities and sickass villain aesthetics in this one. also i gave tubbo a motorbike im sure nothings gonna go wrong with that!

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Headcanon that techno sleeps like the dead, but phil wakes up easily-- but phil also goes back to sleep easily (when they're safely in their house). This leads to regular instances when techno is moving or getting out of bed and phil grumbles at him sleepily and then pulls the blankets around himself and falls back asleep. Which Techno finds cute but he's not gonna kiss him and wake him up again, phil would not be pleased (phil would not mind it SO much).

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Absolutely, he is a gremlin for sure and definitely a challenge on traditional. I would still make a deal with him though.

@arctichusbands your colouring is so distinctive and I love it! Also your comic for the techza week changes something fundamentally in me and I agreed that this is the cuntiest Dream ever drawn.

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Okey not to be insane but I'm surprised I haven't seen a redraw of this as Techza because I KNOW we who ship them absolutely eat the size difference up

Also the au possibilities are INSANE

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techza halloween week (long overdue) : day 7- till death do us part (part 5/5)

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Phil is only one man how's he gonna deal with Techno AND Kristin lmao

Nah he'll be just fine

I mean, have you seen him? Techno AND Kristin are exactly what he needs

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Dreamzablade head canons?

(IVE SEEN YOUR ASS ON ETHEKS BLOG)

cPhil likes to call cTechno special, because in cPhil's eyes, he is.

cTechza has a pair of emerald jewelry pieces that cTechno made in a fit of his piglin instincts. He spent literally days mining for the purest emeralds, then painstakingly cutting them into perfect diamond shapes to match piglin customs about the meaning of shapes. He also went to the Nether to find gold and dig it up with his bare hands, so he could feel the satisfaction of finding it. Then he smelted a gold mold to make an earring, and since he saw that cPhilza didn't wear long earrings, he decided to start with studs. (He would later make a pendant for cDream.)

He made his jewelry from the leftover gold, enough for a frame and a small chain. And maybe he overdid it a bit with the gold, but then he saw the amount of emeralds and decided that he would soon go to the village to trade.

cTechno likes touching, but he is a little hesitant about it in prison, because cDream is wary of it like fire. It hurts cTechno to watch, he does not want to know how a person can be brought to such a state. He tries to give him as much good as he can, because cDream needs it, and cTechno can only give him this small mercy.

cDream likes sweets. cTechno promises him the most delicious muffins with sweet berries in prison. cDream cries.

cPhilza bakes him a pie with sweet berries when he is feeling better. Dream cries again.

cTechza likes to sit cDream on their laps, they like to keep him safe in their sight. They hug him and change cDream's position with ease, especially when he falls asleep in their laps. cPhilza covers him with her wings, leaving him in a cocoon. cTechno hugs him with her big arms, giving cDream complete peace.

Kissing with cTechno is difficult, he has a different anatomy, but they have their own analogy to kissing.

cTechza kiss each other like an old married couple, they kiss in the kitchen while they cook, in the bath while they wash cDream, in the forge while cDream sleeps or does other housework. Sometimes they are wild, fighting and dominating each other.

cDreamza kisses deeply, sensually, cPhil gently holds cDream's chin, completely leading in the kiss. cDream is a puddle in his hands.

cTechno kisses cDream softly and anywhere at any time to make him as embarrassed as possible, making him giggle and smile. cTechno is a gentle giant.

cPhilza likes to tease cTechno about his choice of boyfriends, because he brought a mini version of cPhil home. cTechza teases cDream about liking older men. cDream and cTechno tease cPhil about his memory.

cDreamzables like to do mini concerts, where cTechno uses the violin, cPhilza picks up the tambourine, and cDream either sings or plays the flute.

cDream is their little bard, who loves to hum something and experiment with different instruments.

cDream likes to sleep between cTechza, because it is so paradoxically nice there that despite the hateful heat and feeling of constraint, cDream feels completely safe and loved.

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techza halloween week (long overdue) : day 7- till death do us part (part 4/5)

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Hello people, have some Techza

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Why choose when you can have both husband and wife

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techza halloween week (long overdue) : day 7- till death do us part (part 3/5)

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happy 1 year of shipping techza put in the open I still haven't posted anything on ao3 yet

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c!techno and c!phil are inlove.

"oh but what about kristin" dw shes included too. polyamory.

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Hello people

I'm slowly loosing interest in dsmp and drawing them, but guess what?? Orphan's path by aenor_llelo on Ao3 making me fall in love with Techza for 628281 time istg

I love rereading OP when I'm feeling like I'm not into Techza anymore and then I'm going back to drawing these idiots tsk. What a wonderful feeling

The last pic is not OP related, I just felt like drawing them dancing