#sexc arc. etc. etc.

[katierosefun]

doing things that consistently make me go “lol . . . [insert character] core”

[samikozume-todoroki]

Warning: straight crack

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Wildchild memelord reader meeting the guys for the first time and love at first sight:

Bakugou Katsuki:

You bump into him

“WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING EXTRA!!!!”

Boom boom, fingy explosions, boom boom

Gets in yo face

Not in the sexy way tho😔✊

You back up slightly

“I have a thick skin but dude you are scary scary”

Does that cute confused thing^

Like no one has said that straight to his face, and not with such nonchalance either

He respects it

But he’s still confused

“W-what??”

“Also sir please get outta my bubble, I mean I don’t mind a hot guy getting all up in my space but like consent is sexc ya feel?”

You’re an idiot.

Katsuki likes idiots (bakusqaud cough)

“And that’s how your father met me kids😌💅✨”

“Y/n I’m older than you”

“Kiri shut up, don’t ruin the story of mom and dad meeting🥺”

Todoroki Shouto:

You come up to him after the sports festival

“Ay yo! That’s the ice zuko!”

Ice zuko??? What’s a zuko???

You grab his hands in that whole “I’m praying with/for you” position

“I believe in your redemption arc!! You got this Ice zuko!!”

“My name is shouto todoroki??? What’s a zuko???”

He ends up in some random strangers, yours, house binging Avatar the next few days.

and that’s the story of how you met your future hubby

and how y’all went to comic-con in Zuko and Mai cosplay

and how your three kids were named

“Alright Zuko, Aang, and Iroh let’s go to bed”

“I can’t believe you named your kids that”

“Shut up Midoriya, when you meet the love of your life through a show then you can talk”

Kirishima Eijirou:

You bumped into him at the mall

And fell into the fountain

He helped you out apologizing

“Ya know, I don’t think this is how you get a girl wet sir”

“Agsjsghsjs w-w-whAt”

*voice crack bAybEE*

“Ya I mean usually you take her out to dinner or y’all watch a movie then you lure her to the bed-“

“mAAAM PLEA-“

“I mean that’s how it goes in all the wattpad lemons hm. Not gonna lie tho, the view of you-“

Licks lips

“Is all I need”

Kirishima_Eijirou.exe stopped working

Wait or Restart?

“Yes he will gladly take your number”

Bless Kaminari, after hyena cackling his ass off, he stepped in

A true bro😔✊

“And that is how I seduced your future son-in-law!”

“Y/n we talked about this- get better pickup lines cmon your game is weak”

“And Kirishima honey, I’m disappointed in your pick up line tolerance”

Midoriya Izuku:

You fell from the sky

Well not really you just crashed through the ceiling

Landing on top of deku your dazed face looks into his eyes

“Damn I must’ve crashed into hell because you’re fucking hot”

Izuku is blushing yes but he’s also out of it cause he knocked his head

“Then baby there’s no way you’re an angel cause you’re dripping sin”

I made that up on the spot and I am proud, wow my own talent astonishes me🤩

“I may be an angel, but I will gladly sin for you”

You both are two inches away from a heated makeout session but-

Cough cough

“Dudes the whole class is still here”

Izuku finally snaps out of it and promptly faints in shock

Meanwhile you’re mad cause

NO HEAD?! *throws phone, jumps and snaps a skateboard*

Doodling you number on Izukus forehead you skip out of the classroom and back upstairs

“And that’s how we met Miss Midoriya!”

“Izuku you’re all grown up”😭

“Mom whAT-“

Kaminari Denki:

This motherfucker also has wild child memelord energy

And wild children meme lords attract

Like put some meme lords in a mile radius of the other and they will sniff each other out eventually

So your first day of UA you run into the class in the middle of English

Point straight at Denki, him out of his seat pointing straight at you

“BRO!””PIKABRO!”

“Shawty let me suckle on them toes”😫

“Only if you allow me to break your ankles and put you in a skirt cause you remind me of my mom”😫

“BRO! FEEL free! Please lure me into your basement!!”😫😫

“I ain’t paid enough for this bullshit” present mic leaves the classroom💀

“And that’s how the mafia works”🤩✨

“Dad you literally told us how y’all met where did mafia come from?”

“Denki we raised a wack ass kid wtf”

“Ikr like who put the stick up his ass”

“Parentals I’m literally right here how are you guys adults I cannot-“

Shinsou Hitoshi:

So like everyone knows he loves cats right???

All of UA knows too

“Hola cat boy! Can you do me a favor???”

You walk up to him in a cat costume

Not one of the skimpy ones

Sadly

Like a full on cat in the hat onesie type deal

“I didn’t know cat in the hat went to UA?”

“I heard ya like cats, and I need you, so I am a cat

I am now irresistible you have to do as I say”

“You would have had better luck if you wore a skimpy cat costume but I’ll hear you out. What do ya want?”

“Okay right so this dickwad decided “yo let’s take panty shots of random girls”

and I’m one of them

and like he took the picture with one of my comfty panties

so the picture isn’t even cute

and I want it back but he won’t give it to me

so like can you do your whole Jedi mind trick and get me the photo back???”

“Lmao,,, what???”

“Wat???”

“So you get sexually harassed and you’re more upset by the fact that you weren’t wearing cute panties???”

“When you put it like that it sounds bad”

“That’s because it is bad”

“Oh yeah now that you put it like that it is bad. Can you fuck up his shit too???”

Mans beats the fucker up black and blue, shreds all the photos, destroys the camera, memory stick thingy, deletes all gmail account data then the account, destroys laptop, computer, hard drives, phones, 3DS, etc. etc. thoroughly

“Wow when you smashed his 3DS in his balls that was very hot”

Make out session over a half dead body: check 💯✅

“And that was how I prevented a man from having kids”🥰

“God you’re so hot, I could fu-“

“Y/n. We are literally in public with all of our friends. Stop being horny”

“I can’t help it you’re so hot yummy yummy man🤩”

A/n: LMAO I’m rereading this after waking up. I wrote this ten minutes before I went to sleep and it shows cause my god this is a hot mess💀

Tagged: @mssyprsn

[ofthewilderwest]

Bway songs that vibe w these characters from The Arcana

Thiiiiiiis is gonna be a kinda long post bc I didn’t realize how ridiculously much I had to say. Anyways here u go.

Forever Yours (Once on This Island)- Asra being Ti Moune and trading their life for yours? Protecting you from death??? Also I said they would sing like Isaac Powell earlier so they could be either role tbh.

Hero (Ghost Quartet)- Portia angst abt her fantasies of being an incredible fantastical hero but still feeling like a background character in her own life (comparing to Julian, Tasya, Nadia, etc.)

Made of Stone (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)- Muriel…… pushing ppl away……. Thinking he’s incapable of doing anything good……. H.

As Long as He Needs Me (Oliver!)- more Portia angst sticking around on Julian’s side despite him pushing her away….. she just loves her brother :(

Come What May (Moulin Rouge)- Okay okay I said Julian=Aaron Tveit AND he says Come What May in his route THIS SONG IS LITERALLY HIS CONFESSION SCENE?????

Stronger (Finding Neverland)- Lucio u r so sexc give me your villain arc *makes out w u*

Kristoff Lullaby (Frozen)- Muriel….. realizing he’s in love??? Tears and crying.

Dangerous to Dream (Frozen)- SPEAKING OF FROZEN. Nadia??? Is Elsa. The end.

Why Does She Love Me? (Love Never Dies)- THIS IS LITERALLY JULIAN. THIS IS THE ENTIRE ROUTE. AND WITH PORTIA AS MEG AT THE END TELLING HIM TO RUN AWAY???

The Ball (Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812)- I want to talk about how Lucio and Anatole are so. Yeah they’re both sexy and dumb and blonde so uh.

Heart of Stone (Six)- Nadia. That is all. Get Down from Six is also her.

Right Hand Man (Something Rotten)- I think abt Portia a lot okay.

Til’ I Hear You Sing (Love Never Dies)- is there any way I can convince u this is Asra after MC died.

Before the Parade Passes by (Hello Dolly!)- Nadia coming back to the world after her 3 year nap and taking back her life and her love…… girlboss.

Once Upon Another Time (Love Never Dies)- Julian sweetie it’s okay to accept that some things can’t be changed and the past is in the past we just gotta live in the moment now.

Tango Dancer (Ghost Quartet)- Nadia reflecting on her dream premonitions and life before Lucio’s death.

The Phantom of the Opera (Phantom of the Opera)- They reference it in canon multiple times involving Lucio. “Why so Silent” from Masquerade is also him they LITERALLY quote it.

Something There (Beauty and the Beast)- this one (the show) is also canonically referenced in regards to Muriel so it’s a given.

It Takes Two (Into the Woods)- Julian is an idiot and is just now realizing maybe he needs to let others help him.

Dust and Ashes (Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812)- Julian fears death while also craving it? Drinking a lot and also Russian? Yeah babey.

Ti Moune (Once on This Island)- Asra in any route but his…. “Go and find your love, go and swim the sea, you know where we’ll be.” This concept makes me SCREAM I’m so sad.

Prayer (Ghost Quartet)- okay but this one is MC. “For not remembering, for not being in my body”??? Yeah.

Only Girl in a Material World (Moulin Rouge)- Lucio is hot and also spoils MC God I wish that were me.

In a Place of Miracles (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)- Lucio admitting MC changed him for the better and accepting their new life at the end of his route….. kisses him.

Yeah okay long post my apologies this has been in my drafts forever and uhhhhh hyperfixation OCD moment lolz here u go Tumblr. :3

[pathologising]

Angel! One of the characters in my new game is having her joker arc and she’s so sexc and hot and hot like awooga I want to be her lampshade

I love when women in media go apeshit like yes kill death murder slaughter etc etc you know

[5pearb]

No no please don't worry it's so fun talking with you! 💗 But honestly Bisky was a whole damn mood because OOF hiSoKa (who allowed him to be this well-built and tall too,, and his butt 👀👀) anyway I love that he's always so collected(?), if you know what I mean lmfao, cause yeah he's got a lot of questionable traits but he's fully aware of it and knows how to use them to his own advantage 💀 and let's be honest, he's actually to most chill guy in this anime (or at least as long as nobody tries to kill gon 😂😭😭) he simply wants to enjoy (read: fight fun opponents) his life in peace 🤷‍♀️😂 hmm objectively speaking chimera ant arc might've actually been the best, like the story got quite deep and dark and discussed fundamental human issues etc etc etc but for me personally it was too long and not as fun as the other arcs (and no Hisoka nor Kurapika smh ;-;) hhh I really wanna spoil the fight against Chrollo but I won't because you should be allowed to enjoy it properly (and don't stress yourself with reading it, the manga won't run away it hasn't been updated for at least a year now I think) and YEAH Killua&Alluka protection squad member here, I'm always ready to throw some fists for them 😤✊🏻 also aHbdhnkyv please why are you such a mood with your comparison to Pouf and the use of emoji for Illumi istg I LOVE your humour girl 😭😂😂😭 and yes yes yes I watched Haikyuu and needless to say had a crush on Oikawa and Kuroo lmfao when I found out that Oikawa and Hisoka had the same seiyuu I was quite shocked but not surprised because his voice?? Is so sexc??? Definitely gonna watch the other anime though abhykfr you had me with hot boys (and interesting story) 😂😂🤡 - 🍐

Bro it's so fun talking to u too 😎🤩OMG I loveeee bisky she's so badass (and I live seeing her & killua interact dhdjsj their dynamics are so fun!!) but frrrrr she was me staring at the hisokabooty 😳🥵 (bro.. I KNOWWW he's so fineee. lichrally my ideal man minus the creep aspects sfhshdj. if only he was real 💔) omg I totally know what u mean,, you will Never catch him slipping !! Omggg one of my fave parts w him is when chrollo gave the phantom troupe their fortune things and ON THE FLY this mf used his nen to disguise his real one. Like,,, bruh thinking of a message that kinda relates to the other fortunes wHILST putting it in haikuu form to fit the style all in like the 3 seconds pakunoda came and asked for his paper??? That was so big brain of him omg I got so excited fhdjsjak like, chrollo's hella smart so he would've easily caught on if hisoka messed up but my man stays winning😤🤩🥵 yEAAH I get that ppl would think it's the best bc of that but also,, the animated eps just seemed to drag on :// it def wasn't as engaging as the other arcs. like,, 10 mf episodes later the narrator goes 'oh yeah this all happened within the first 2 mins of them entering the palace 🤩' uhhh nani‽ (And yeah, no hisoka or kurapika 😔😔 they were both w me 🥰🥵) "the manga won't run away" GDJSJS LMFAOOO😭😭😭 Omg I might try starting it this weekend just so I can get to the fight asap so we can talk abt it fhsjak Bro I just,,, every time I think of Pouf, I just wanna beat his ass 😭😭 let me fight this butterfly b1tch 💀😤 girl OUR humour >>>>> 😌😌💖 yOOO FRRR their va is soooo good omg, the confidence that comes thru his voice is Top Tier I love it. Omfggg pls lmk if u do get round to watching it, i need someone to scream abt it to fhsjak all my homies watch anime for the hot boys😤😌💖 (fr,,, my friend always msgs me like 'kia watch this anime, you'll like it, it's got hot guys in it' dhdkshi)