#sexpest

[cripspy]

Giorno and the birds. Based on a photo from @jojosbizarresecondlife

[transingthoseformers]

Sexpest Megs is not what I expected on my daily browse through the goddamn TFP tag

But imma add fuel to the fire, mainly: Animated Flavor

Sexpest!Megatron and Blitzwing! Megatron gets flirty, maybe a few shots of high grade for courage to start getting touchy results in Megatron making the brillant discover of him having a size and strength kink thanks to Blitzwing straight up just picking him up and carrying him in one hand and one hand alone before absolutely railing him! Bonus points is him bragging/recounting this to Starscream or Shockwave who just spray bottles him.

idk if this counts as a ship i just found this idea funny

Sometimes all you need for a ship is a fun idea

So basically: YES. YES YES YES YES YES

[bearbaitbf]

i’m like a werewolf, except instead of being a man who turns into a monster under a full moon, i’m a normal regular guy who turns into a needy sexpest after smoking a joint

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Brock Baker joking about Justin Roiland getting fired despite the fact he got fired from Helluva Boss for being a sexpest is the most cursed shit ever.

[cognitosclowns]

A story in four parts

[cuntstable]

like its never happened to me before so i guess that adds to me being crazy irritated but it really is so horrid when a character you like has most of their content just be about a specific ship. especially in this case where its a fucking disgusting missread of a relationship at that. may you all explode

[matchavanillalatte]

Larys from HoTD is not charmingly effete enough to get away with being an entertaining evil royal advisor like Varys or Petyr Baelish. Also his name is literally Larry.

[seaworthee]

funny thing about aegon the second is how he says 'i dont want the throne. why would i take that from my sister?' and then half a year later he breaks all the bones in his body and feeds his sister to a dragon for the very same throne he was negging before

[oswednesday]

while i do like the ice king and i think all that is kiiiinda spicy it has always bothered me that the story focuses so much on him and makes all the princesses like these one off jokes theyre not deep characters right but its like hey lets invest a lot of time and energy on a guy who puts them in contact with a lot of unwanted physical pg sexual attention and develop empathy for this guy cause he was rendered insane by magic like,,,idk,,,that just isnt it gfdghdhdf

[comradecowplant]

Grown adults who call themselves progressive arguing in 2023 over whether it's cool to call everyone they don't like the r slur, millionaire socialist streamer cries about how the transes are a bunch of bullies for asking people to not give the the biggest living face of the anti-trans movement more money, the internet was a mistake & I honestly have no hope for the western left ("""""left""""") 🙃

[funnypizzaland2002]

you can do both without having to feel like shit about it 😬

anon i PROMISE you your quality of life will improve if you stop watching youtube shows featuring mediocre men who can't even manage to not cheat on their spouse

[sheeshiki]

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seeing (ffxiv) twt conflict on my timeline and just thinking...... 'man, i am so happy i trusted my gut feeling and i'm still pretty good at reading people'.

ffxiv twt be normal challenge (failed)

[gyrrakavian]

TIL

The few known instances of a female brown recluse killing a male brown recluse generally involve the male being too aggressive about mating, and the female not being interested.

So, if you ever find yourself waking up as a recluse spider, don't be a sexpest. The latter half is just good advice in general.

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[ceruleanpunch]

it goes to show how atrocious takumi and r*ira are that I completely forget how much r*n sucks too until he unhinges his mouth to say atrocious shit and it reminds me where the ages were when this relationship started

[cuntstable]

ultimately.

[imfromthemiddlekingdom]

Had the worst interaction in uni today. I fucking hate westerners in my city. Get out! Get out! I hate all of you colonial remnants and your stupid superiority complexes that mean you’ll never learn my fucking language and when locals don’t speak enough English you fucking laugh. I wish all expats in my city a very get the fuck out. You’re insignificant to the GDP and do nothing but prey on young girls. “阿斐你不能这样歧视人家哦～他们不一定全是坏人啊。你得要宽容待人，需要善待他人。” nope, fuck off. If I wish to waste my energy hating these interlopers who prey on younge Chinese girls in the clubs I will. I want all these sexpest to get out of my country or be miserable forever. Idk. I just don’t want them here acting all superior to us locals and acting like we’re second class because English isn’t out native language.