#shaggedmarriedannoyed

[thingsbeforeimthirty]

In the spirit of Shagged, Married, Annoyed, I thought I would share my email. There is a lot of gross stuff shared, so this is fairly tame!

Dear Chris & Rosie,

I would apologise for another shit story but we all know everyone loves a poo joke.

So my friend and I have encountered some pretty gross stuff over the years working in the catering industry. At one point we were both working in a local coffee shop, the age range varied from old to super old so we were always dealing with one Nana dilemma or another.

Anyway, this one day we see a queue forming around the toilets (there were only two separate toilets) we do rock, paper, scissors to decide who has to go over and check if everything is okay, just as we decide we see the door open from the other side of the cafe and order is resumed...or so we thought. Carrying about our business, a slightly hunched, greying grandma comes over to the counter and exclaims that "Someone, has made a right mess in the ladies love!" At that she scurried off and down the high street. 

Now a very distinctive smell has started to waft across the place and a feeling of dread starts to come over us both. We decide to tackle the crime scene bog as a double team! 

As we enter the now putrid smelling room, the sight of what can only be described as a dirty protest greets us. Shit, everywhere! On the toilet, on the floor, on the sink, everywhere! We venture further in, only to discover that not only has the toilet not been flushed but it has been stuffed with and ADULT NAPPY!! 

We can only assume that the hunchback granny has exploded everywhere and decided we should clean it up! 

I know some people can't help it, but really not something that falls into our job description. We had to close off the offending toilet for the rest of the day so that it could be fumigated. 

Still love a poo joke but it turns out they aren't as funny when you are elbow deep in Nana Nappy!

Thanks for reading!

[togbyemma]

YAY ITS FRIDAY.... AKA S.M.A DAY. Love the podcast so much.... they really do sum up married life and being a parent.... #togsbyemma #personalised #clothing #shaggedmarriedannoyed #whatsyourbeef #podcast #shagged #married #annoyed #sma (at TOGS by Emma) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Ug_RTn-ux/?igshid=1y18pgdt2znqb

[lisajaynemurray]

Current podcast obsession @rosemarinoramsey & @iamchrisramsey with their Geordie antics. #shaggedmarriedannoyed. Makes me feel quite homesick listening to their accent being a #geordie abroad. I love the local references from my childhood. #minchellasicecream #oceanroadsouthshields #morpeth #durham #southshields #greenlanefisheries (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1QDzmtATsl/?igshid=10rx9j0chdr3p

[darrenlock]

I see #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed is trending, which perfectly describes my relationship with The Missus...

I see #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed is trending, which perfectly describes my relationship with The Missus...

— Darren Lock (@darren_lock) August 19, 2020

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[togbyemma]

Playing around with an idea of some family jumpers.... if you know you know... #togsbyemma #personalised #clothing #podcast #jumper #familyjumpers #shaggedmarriedannoyed #whatsyourbeef (at TOGS by Emma) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ShuhGnc4j/?igshid=13vjxyjwphydd

[togbyemma]

When you xant get their jingle out of your head. . From the best pod cast ever...... bit if rainbow metallic with some reflective silver so you can see me when shopping 🤩 #shaggedmarriedannoyed #togsbyemma #Togstowers #peronalised #podcast #babadobabadobabadobajingle #jingle #bagforlife #mydaeha (at TOGS by Emma) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3JuKYQHc9Z/?igshid=18a4mmqmlpajm