#shameless Catching Strays plug...

[codderanged]

IVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG BUT THIS. FUCKING. THIS.

I feel like we moved on W A Y too quickly from the new skin for Adler LITERALLY BEING CALLED "DADLER"

Maybe it's just because of my Tumblr feed, but I haven't seen shit about it since it was announced

And like. I feel like this is huge??

Like, can this really be a coincidence? They could have called it so many things, but they chose "Dadler". They could have called it "grill sergeant" or "smokin" or SOMETHING GRILL RELATED. YOU KNOW. BECAUSE ITS A 4TH OF JULY SKIN??

But they. Chose. Dadler.

And there's too many people who work on these games for no one to be on Tumblr

NOT ONLY THAT- LISTEN TO ME, OKAY, LISTEN-!!

The apron? #1 dad?? The little paintings that were clearly made by a child??? The HAND PRINT??

This not only is a "haha, we know about you guys" skin.

Nonono

They are FULLY CONFIRMING THE EXISTENCE OF ADLER HAVING A CHILD.

This is past the small detail of his file having a redacted name in the "children" section. That was deliberate, but VERY small

This is upfront. This is saying so much more

And need I repost the existence of THIS PARALLEL???

WE DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT JUST HOW SIMILAR THEY LOOK IN GENERAL. WE ALL SEE IT

I think they might be slowly bringing Dadler and Graveson to Canon. And I am not complaining one bit

That's all, thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[whaticannotshowyou]

I can't get this idea out of my head of Lambert being an arsehole to jaskier the first time he arrives at kaer morgen, saying he's a nothing more than a whore, that he can smell that geralt uses him. Generally being a c*by about jaskier taking cock, because he's the lowest ranking in the pack and it feels good to have someone be the bitch around the keep, only for Aiden to make a surprise visit to the Keep. Aiden walks into Lambert talking to jaskier like that and proceeds to completely humiliate the wolf Infront of everyone, laughing at him exposing him for sleeping with both him and Coen, calling him a bitch for taking a cats cock, happily regaling stories about things he's made Lambert do for his amusement (fucking monsters?animals? Cutting off a monsters cock after its just used Lambert and stuffing it deep in him with the cum and letting him to go collect his coin while plugged up with the beasts cock and seed) All while casually putting his stuff down before making a simple motion for Lambert to present himself like the bitch he is. (I have this head cannon that the witchers have cocks like the animal their school is based on because mutagens come from that animal so aiden has a barbed cock like a cat, Coen as whatever a griffins is, vipers have two cocks and obviously wolves have a knot etc)

And since I recieved this, I haven’t been able to get it out of my head either. In love with the general concept of Lambert being an absolute menace the moment Jaskier tags along to Kaer Morhen. I can’t stte how much I vibe with that, the younger witcher finally having someone to pick on and actually be in the right in doing so. The addition of him getting put into place is just a perfect treat to have afterwards 😍

So Lambert is just unbearable, berating Jaskier for every single thing he can come up with. Being a weak human, unable to help around the keep, obviously just Geralt’s little cocksleeve when money is too tight for a proper whore. At first the bard doesn’t pay him any mind, knowing fully well that he and Geralt are having a great time together, but he gets tired after a while. He doesn’t even fully understand why the witcher is so keen to shaming him?

He gets his answer when Aiden makes his entrance, the rest of the wolves joining him into the room. Geralt is quick to growl at Lambert, tired of him being all over his bard at any given time, but is stopped by the cat as he smiles. Obviously he’s been told some of his behaviour during the short trip from the courtyard to the room they occupy at the moment and probably heard him call the human a shameless witcher slut. Lambert’s face drops at Aiden’s devious grin.

“Finally found someone lower than you to pick on? One would figure a pack bitch would have some sympathy for a new low-rank, right?” Jaskier gives him a confused look, then shifts his gaze back to Lmbert. Oh, he is... very much uncomfortable. The cat doesn’t stop though, instead steps forward after dropping his bags to the floor. The tounger wolf immediately bares his neck, eyes flickering to his family as he does so but never letting up.

Jaskier watches as the entire pack stares Lambert down as Aiden recounts all sorts of stories from their travels together, calling him a hypocrite for picking on Jaskier when he himself can’t even be sated with just one cock inside of him. He says names of witchers Jaskier has only heard in passing, or not at all, as the rest of them get visibly suprised by the confessions. Geralt mouths a “no way” as Aiden starts going into Lambert’s time amongst monsters, the car snickering at Lambert’s silent pleas for him to be quiet.

“Oh, don’t want your pack to know you fuck beasts? What about taking werewolf knots? Or letting that stray mutt of a dog we found in the woods use you?” The wolf is shaking with humiliation but he makes no move to stop the other, just slowly crumbling in on himself for each word that leaves the man. Aiden lists more encounters, horrendous monsters that the witcher had been fucked by, used and plugged up with as he was leaking it’s come all over a nobleman’s floor while collecting his bounty.

Eventually Aiden is done with his bags, most of his armour neatly folded on top of his backpack as he stands to his full height with a smirk, Jaskier noting the battlescarred skin under his dark shirt and how well he fits in his trousers. Lambert seems to do so as well, for he drops to his knees without breaking eye contact with the man.

“Good pup,” Aidens says and takes another step forward. “Now present yourself so the rest of our campany can see just what a bitch you are for a cat’s cock.”

And he does. The witcher strips in a haste before bending over, his face hidden in his arms as he presents his arse, thighs quivering with humiliation as he knows his pack is watching. Still, he doesn’t move, just stays like that as Aiden gets closer. He turns to Jaskier with a toothy grin, asking if the bitch should prepare himself and show them all what a loose hole he has? Jaskier makes no sound, not wanting to further aggravate the younger witcher in case he would want a payback later. Aidens doesn’t need his answer though, just kneels down next to the man and orders him to “get on with it.”

He can sink two of his thick fingers into himself without any issue, groaning the tiniest bit as the third enters dry and he slowly scissors them. Jaskier sees Eskel’s nostrils flare, no doubt taking in the heavy scent of lust permeating the entire room at that stage. Aiden spits in his hand before taking his cock into his hand, lazily stroking it. It’s long and pointy, small spikes raking up the base. Jaskier had just grown accustomed to the knot on Geralt, head soinning eith the possibility of even more exotic cocks to try. But he doesn’t have long to ponder it, instead transfixed by the scene unfolding before him.

The cat moves so he is kneeling behing Lambert, hands moving up and down his sides and spine as he humps his cock against his hole. The wolf melts into the touch, going slack as if he’s forgotten the group watching him. Instead he thrusts back against the cock, a whine barely audible as it catches on his rim but doesn’t sink in. With a chuckle, Aiden uses one hand to steady himself, pushing in halfway before stopping to check on the man. Jaskier wished he had a witcher’s hearing, unable to make out what they were whispering, but from the sight of it Aiden was making sure he was doing all right, that he wasn’t overstepping any boundaries. Lambert nodded before pushing back against him, moaning as the penile spines dragged along his insides and caught on his rim.

With the confirmation, Aiden wastes no time being gentle. He fucks into the man like their lives depend on it, Lambert’s voice picking up until he‘s practically screaming with each thrust. The cat laughs cruelly as the other spills himself from the fucking alone, calling him a good cockslut for coming hands free. When Aiden finally slows down and come inside of him with a pleased groan, Lambert is boneless against the floor.

He dismounts the wolf with a smile and tells him to clean himself up, unless of course any of their onlookers would like a round.