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noncon or dubcon/cnc if you want, ABO, alpha jaskier, sounding, prostate milking, overstimulation, orgasm control, bondage

geralt needs alpha cum for [potions/contract/insert reason here], so he hides/throws out jaskier's suppressants and while jaskier is asleep, ties him down to the bed. jaskier is a heavy sleeper, so it's no wonder he doesn't wake up until geralt is tightening the final knot.

geralt is kind enough to explain what he needs--and he explains that of course jaskier needs to be tied down, because otherwise he might waste the seed geralt is trying to collect. then geralt takes out a vial of pheromones/omega slick he keeps in his pack and uncorks it in front of jaskier's face, watching the way his pupils dilate and sweat breaks out on his brow. jaskier goes into rut, moaning and instantly hardening.

geralt oils up his hand and starts to stroke jaskier, the bard trying to thrust his hips up but unable to from the restraints. it's not long at all before he's on the verge of coming, and geralt pulls away to grab an empty potion bottle. jaskier whines, his orgasm snatched away from him, but the whine turns into a moan when geralt places the mouth of the bottle against the tip of his cock and rubs at the crown of his cock, coaxing his spend out of him in a powerful orgasm.

unfortunately it's much more powerful than geralt expected, and more than half of it lands on his chest, wasted. only a few drops make it into the bottle. undeterred, geralt keeps stroking, trying to milk more spend out of him. jaskier is gasping, oversensitive, his knot on the verge of popping but not able to with nothing to lock into. tears form in the corners of his eyes but geralt doesn't stop until jaskier is once more on the edge, and it's then that geralt pulls away again, rifling through his bag for the tool he needs. it's both a relief and torture

geralt pulls out a hollow tube, about the width of his pinky finger, which connects to a large vial. it'll be tricky to get it into jaskier's cock, but luckily he can't squirm much and hurt himself.

he returns to jaskier, catching his breath on the bed, and gives his cock another few cursory strokes to keep him hard and on the edge. then he carefully lines the sound up with jaskier's slit, readjusting when the contact makes his cock twitch, and in one smooth motion, pushes it in, down the whole length of his cock. jaskier lets out a garbled half-moan, half-cry and comes again, seed spattering the sides of the tube and rushing into the vial. perfect, but still not enough.

by this point jaskier's cock looks painful, almost purple with need, twitching and throbbing, a hairsbreadth away from popping a knot. geralt oils up his other hand and glides a finger against jaskier's hole, slowly coaxing it to open--unnatural in his rut, but something that will help geralt milk more orgasms out of him.

only one finger pressing against his prostate is enough to have jaskier shooting off again, aided by geralt's other hand massaging jaskier's knot. "please," jaskier begs breathlessly, "please, i need a break--"

geralt ignores him. it will be far easier on jaskier to collect what geralt needs now, while he's bolstered by his rut, than to give him a break and risk the artificially-induced rut ending. he squeezes tighter around jaskier's knot, and with a strangled moan jaskier locks geralt's hand, wave after wave of spend spurting out of him. all his muscles tense, yanking against the ropes, trying both to thrust further into geralt's hand and to squirm away from the painful overstimulation.

two fingers rubbing ruthlessly against jaskier's prostate prolong his orgasm further, or maybe send him into another one on the heels of the former. either way, geralt has almost as much as he needs. one more orgasm should do it, but jaskier looks to be on the verge of passing out, completely drained.

he releases jaskier's cock, leaving his knot inflated inside nothing and drawing a pitiful whine out of the bard. he watches as the knot slowly goes down, jaskier's frantic pants slowing down as he's allowed to catch his breath. geralt waits until jaskier is almost entirely soft before starting again, ignoring (or maybe enjoying) how jaskier screams until his voice cracks. it takes a good while, but eventually jaskier comes for a final time, running dry by the end of it, and when geralt glances up jaskier is unconscious.

he withdraws the tube from jaskier's poor tortured cock, wiping him clean with a warm, wet cloth, and undoing the restraints around his wrists and ankles. he tucks the bard back into bed when he's done and stores the vial safely in his pack. it'll be put to good use later.

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Im drunk and thinking of masturbation addict Jaskier being a degenerate man as any amount of cleavage has his cock hard and straining in public, the strip of skin shown when a coworker stretches around him makes him twitch and leak. At any time of the day he can be found either holding back his whines as he jacks himself in the bathroom or shoots another load under his desk.

Jakier ducking away in public to jack off in an alley, or sneakily doing so as he stares at the fat ass in front of him in the escalator (quick on his heels the moment they are on the next floor hoping she doesn’t feel the wet spend dripping off her clothes until he’s far away)

Or just him pathetically humping his hand for hours, not even bothering to cover up his noises as he grunts, moans and whines in his apartment; drooling down his chest as he jerks himself through the oversensitivity into another orgasm over and over and over-

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Thinking of Yennefer grooming far too inexperienced Jaskier...

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Lambert

The youngest of the Wolf Witchers. Also the prickiest :D

Shot given by @ningnomaningnong and my edits.

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Thinking of Yennefer grooming far too inexperienced Jaskier...

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Can’t get the image out of my head of Eskel or Geralt prying Lambert’s mouth open and letting their cocks just... dribble down onto his tongue. A long strand of precome still connected to their coks that slowly inches closer to his mouth, Lambert struggling against their grip but eventually it releases it’s tension and splashes down on his tongue. The other witcher just strokes himself slowly and hard, forcing more pre out that he feeds the pup.

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Yennefer seducing straight Jaskier to join her in her room, making sweet promises while tying him to the bedframe. He isn’t particularly into being tied up, but hell, Yennefer is criminally sexy so how could he say no? Except she never mentioned her boyfriend Geralt. Cue forced bi Jaskier being tricked by Yennefer and then fucked and used as she watches.

I like the idea of her having him eat her out, but also just want Jaskier to be completely denied the woman he came there for, taking Geralt in hopes he might get as much as a taste of Yennefer if he’s good.

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how’s the vibe with autoassassinophiliac jaskier?

I would probably see it in a modern au, mostly for all the wonderful possibilities as well as the cultural clash, but just imagine jaskier being so utterly aroused by any and all dangerous experiences that could potentially have him killed. Even better paired with a very unconvinced Geralt giving his very dubious consent to please his boyfriend by indulging him in all kind of reckless stuff.

Maybe he thinks Jaskier as just an odd daredevil at first; always walking out in traffic before the light goes green with an amused smile as he narrowly avoid a car, staying just a little too long underneath the surface when they go skinny dipping in the summer, waving away Geralt’s worry when he approaches the biggest dude at the bar to rile him up, egging his boyfriend on to go faster and faster down the road as he hugs himself close to his back behind him on Geralt’s motorcycle(no helmet in sight and his hair wildly tossing about in the wind.)

Eventually Jaskier truly brings it into the bedroom, handing Geralt a sharp knife to press against his neck while fucking him hard, refusing to stay still and nicking himself on the blade continuously. He asks to be held underwater and for Geralt to not let him up until he goes slack. The other is uncomfortable to say the least, but Geralt thinks he can’t say no since technically he’a not the one being hurt.

He manages to get himself into some shady business both for the thrill, but also to obtain whatever will sate his needs. It develops into all kinds of dangerous things, Jaskier dragging his boyfriend further into the whole mess as time goes on. Jacking off Geralt from behind as they speed down a road at night on his motorcycle. Hands him a loaded gun and tells him to point it at his skull while he blows him, knowing how close Geralt is to pulling the trigger out of sheer pleasure as he comes. Being fucked hard as he’s halfway out a window or off a balcony, so close to tipping over as he begs for Geralt to go harder. Riding Geralt as his back is flush against the wooden beams of a train track, the rails shaking as the train is getting closer and closer and Jaskier refuses to get off until they both come.

Geralt just miserably doing his best to make him happy, all the while Jaskier is oblivious to how little he wants to be part of it.

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Love me some boys absolutely broken by fleshlights, drooling and panting as the room fills with wet, sloppy sounds

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Wait, you were in the hospital?! Hope you're doing well again or at least getting well soon! 🐭

My body decided (once again) to spontaneously try and kill me, so yeah. It’s chronic, so not much I can do, and also why I have a lot of “at the hospital again!” updates on my blog. But the doctors are quite good at handling it, so I’m not really in danger when it happens! But I do need the medical care.

I am stable and home again, still having some issues but nothing that impede with my daily life all too much except being tired all the time due to meds.

Thank you for your message!

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Good news: i am alive despite my body’s best efforts

Bad news: the hospital did not allow me to be on my phone the entire time and thus I have made no progress on the ♻️ fics

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Writer Goal Ask List for a New Year

💥 - Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you’re most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

- I do have one that I’ve been thinking about for a long time that I can’t share details on since it would go against the rules of tumblr, but I would love to get it done eventually!

Other than that I am very keen on a fic where Jaskier purposefully riles Geralt up until he beats his shit up, taunting him the entire time as he gets his face kicked in basically. Oh, and he is on the verge of coming in his pants the entire time. Here’s a short snippet:

The blow threw him backwards, Jaskier barely noticing the sharp splinters of bark digging into the back of his head and spine. His upper body used the leverage of the tree behind him to rest momentarily, his still functioning hand wiping away the blood trickling down over his lips before his arm swung back limply against his side.

“Are you even trying?” His voice was barely above a whisper, yet his taunt clearly stung deeply within the witcher. One moment Geralt stood comfortably across from him, the next he was pressed up against his torso with a hand fisted in his thin blouse.

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Oh let's do 🍄 I'm very curious

Writer Goal Ask List for a New Year

🍄 - Are there any fandoms you’ve never written for but want to try?

- There are many! I consume a lot of podcasts that I would love to write for, for example TAZ, DnDads, TMA. There are also a few books I would love to write for, one being the Red Rising series. Oh, and the elder scrolls games; I love that universe soooo much.

Also haven’t written for Harry Potter in years, wouldn’t mind revisiting that since it was the first fandom I ever wrote for.

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Writer Goal Ask List for a New Year 🎉

These writer asks are always so fun to both ask and answer. Fanfic or original fiction writers, reblog away! These are asks based in new goals for a new year.

💖 What is your primary writing goal for this year?

🛳 Are there any new ships you want to write for? (Platonic, romantic, or anything in between.)

🤔 Are there any new characters you want to write about?

🥸 Does anyone in IRL know you write fanfic or original fiction? If not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?

🥵 Any plans to write steamy or spicy content this year?

👻 Is there a new genre you’d like to write?

🦄 Is there a new POV you’d like to try writing?

🐌 What is one of your smallest writing goals?

🦖 Are there any fandoms you wrote for in the past that you’d like to return to?

🍄 Are there any fandoms you’ve never written for but want to try?

🌈 What research do you plan on doing for your writing?

✨What’s one area of your writing that you think needs the least amount of improvement?

🥕 What’s one area of your writing that you think needs the most amount of improvement?

🫘 Spill the beans. What’s a new project you’re doing this year?

🥳 How are you going to celebrate when you achieve one of your writing goals?

🎃 Do you plan on writing any seasonal fics?

🐾 Do you plan on writing for any fests or competitions?

✍️ Which stat matters most to you (if at all!): subscriptions, kudos/favorites, comments, bookmarks, word count, or hits?

👾 Do you have any “bad” writing habits you want to break?

🤖 Are you looking to change your current writing setup? (Or establish one, if you don’t have one?)

🦷 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you’re dreading to write (but is necessary to your plot)? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you’re most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

🍕Will you be making any changes to your posting schedule (if you have one)? (Or do you want to establish a posting schedule?)

🛏 Is there a new trope you’d like to write this year?

🪩 Do you have any “good” writing habits you want to cultivate?

🎉 How are you going to be kind to yourself if you don’t meet your goals?

💌 Are you willing to take requests or prompts for writing?

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Yall 👀👀

Gave into my base instincts and am now a soon-to-be owner of a knotted dildo

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I think Lambert is being a lil’ overdramatic. I too had a horrible childhood that was completely ruined and I never got two swords.

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they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them