#shameless self promotion too lmfao

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

Just my Jason/Al ramblings from the Ta server xd

First of all, wolf boi & dog boi

Jason being part of a pack vs Al trying to pull off the lone wolf thing but being so ready to roll over and wag his tail at the slightest hint of affection (Luke, Hecate, possibly Kronos being manipulative)

And then there's how they're both so loyal to their own sides

And Jason being put on a pedestal as the child of Rome and Al being put on a pedestal bc he's the strongest sibling etc etc

And post-Hoo Jason is making shrines for the minor gods! And he's not in any of the camps which Al is exiled from

Also there's the whole soul for a soul thing, Al would stop at nothing to see his beloved siblings again and Jason escaped death at least once (The Lost Hero)

Othrys is literally neighbours with Camp Jupiter

Anyways. I can and will push Al towards everyone and in everything I can and that's a promise. Also not to self promote but if you like Jason/Al too may I interest you guys in my Torringrace fic and Titan Army!Jason au ficlet

[karasimpno]

FIVE HUNDOOOOOOO 🥳

Can I get Iwaizumi NSFW and SFW? 😛

YES DARLING HIIIII (also omg i thought I was already following you?? sorry bby!)

NSFW

God he’s just SO strong he can really do whatEVER position you want him too (including this one 😈shameless self promotion lmfao)

He does really love the view when you’re on top though - forwards or reverse, doesn’t matter

Lots of scrunched eyebrows and euphoric faces - other than occasional grunts n pants, he’s not the MOST vocal but his face is always SO expressive

SFW

He loves you, he really does. And not just your body, not just the sex, but having sex just makes his awareness of loving you really intense

So he’s really soft after sex, holding you close, forehead-to-forehead as you just breathe together

He’s not a words of affirmation love language person (if his relationship w Oikawa is any indication lol) but hot damn physical touch and quality time???? good luck trying to get out of bed

Elle.500

[jean----ralphio]

BoB live blog ep 2!

Aw yis episode 2 pls

Episode 2: Day of days.

And now for some shameless self-promotion: I named the restaurant in my BoB restaurant!au fanfic Jour des Jours, which according to google translate is French for day of days. It was a French restaurant. See what I did? I’m so smart. Any way it’s on AO3 if you wanna read it – Speirton have sex in a wine cellar. That’s the only thing I remember because tbh what else matters?

Anyway

On to the ep!

02:25 Once again I am an emotional wreck after just the credits. THE. MUSIC.

02:26 THEN THIS SHOW HAS THE AUDACITY TO HIT ME WITH IRL DICK WINTERS. NO. NO I CANNOT. I CANNOT COPE YOU GUYS I AM WEAK I LOVE YOU IRL DICK WINTERS!

04:02 OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NO DON’T CRY IRL BABY, DON’T CRY I CAN’T HANDLE IT

04:58 RICH. I feel better now. Is it the best idea to be smoking at this point, Rich?

05:12 LOL at Dick staring, and his little smile. Kinda creepy there, Dick.

06:00 This is getting stressful. I am getting stressed.

06:15 Dick I really wish you would move away from the fucking door, I am having a hard enough time as it is

06:40 RICH.

06:45 Oh, nervous boys

06:56 Rich be careful, don’t break the clicky thing

07:27 OH GOD

08:08 OH SHIT

08:20 OH GOD NO. I AM STRESSED.

08:57 OH NO

09:05 OH NOOOOO

09:17 OH NO, OH GOD, FUCK

09:30 GUYS. STRESS.

10:20 JESUS SHIT

10:21 THAT WAS A MESS

11:05 I’m still so scared ahhhh Dick :s

11:08 Oh what did he lose? All his gear?? It’s karma for stressing me out so much.

11:14 That looked like it hurt

11:24 Aw baby. Hey Moriarty.

11:37 Dick coached the basketball team? Cute

11:57 LMFAO at their little crab walks

12:00 Nope. Not that way. Abort abort

12:24 Aw Moriarty looks so scared. It’s OK Moriarty you’re safe with Dad Winters.

13:01 OHHH his little shuddery breath <3 It’s OK! Dick will protect you!

13:33 Dick is just the sweetest, calming him down and cheering him up. And he’s so chill and natural about it.

13:40 “We’re not lost, private, we’re in Normandy.” LOL DICK ILY

14:31 That’s so cute, they’re so desperate to get to Dad <3

14:52 DAFUQ.

14:53 Ohhhh. Still weird. Smart but weird.

16:16 Everyone’s so happy to see Dick <3

16:25 “Who the hell is Hall?” Sorry I snorted lmao

16:55 Dad to the rescue

17:35 DAMMIT BILL. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

17:47 NOT THE HORSE! COME ON, BILL, DAFUQ

18:00 I do not like this. At all.

18:04 STOP.

18:17 DAD IS ANGRY. AND SO AM I.

18:20 Are you trying to step into the vacant punk bitch role, now that Ross is gone, Bill? ILY but come on, man.

18:23 Thank you Joe/Charlie

18:34 BILL. DO NOT.

18:37 Moriarty, baby, it’s OK

18:44 LMAO

19:11 Ew mosquitoes

19:25 Joe/Charlie is the best <3 “What was he gonna do, shout at them?” <3

19:42 Oh dear

20:10 The cows are like lol fuck off, this is our bombed out little field, get your own

20:14 Oh no

20:54 Malark, honey, no

21:24 Dick’s like ohhhhhh

21:44 Malark! Come on, leave him alone

21:50 The biggest plot twist

21:55 Fella’s hot

22:08 Same as you, Malark

22:18 I wouldn’t mind fraternizing with that particular enemy tbh

22:29 Ah. Poor horses </3 The boys had to make do I guess…

22:50 Lieb <3

23:01 Buck’s here too, thank God

23:14 Lord, thank you for his eyes

23:15 Look I feel like the most important issue has not been addressed WHERE THE FUCK IS RICH?

23:26 Dick’s like oh fuck I hope not. Except Dick Winters would never swear

23:32 Speirs! His smile is so creepy.

23:36 Speirs is like I don’t know, and I don’t care, it’s fine. I’m a one-man platoon, everyone else would just slow me down.

23:43 DON’T GIVE THEM TO HIM BUCK

24:03 No baby, you won’t.

24:10 Hot guy knows it, too

24:18 Speirs makes slogging through that mud look so easy lol

24:40 *Sigh*

25:15 Is Joe/Charlie still fixated on getting to Berlin to shank Hitler? Probably

25:58 Lol Speirs is so nosy

27:00 Aw but he bonded with you! Aw baby </3

27:15 Mood, tbh. Lip is literally the only Easy boy I would trust with TNT.

28:05 I don’t know why but this makes me lol. Stop playing hide and seek in the car, Dick

29:57 That’s my aesthetic. Lip and blossoms.

30:13 Speirs, your boy needs you!

31:04 There’s so much happening so fast, I can’t keep up. Which is probably on purpose.

31:21 OK I’M SO SORRY BUT THE “FUCK! MY ASS!” SUBTITLE STAYED ON MY SCREEN FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND I LOST MY SHIT LAUGHING

31:39 Aw, Pop, baby

32:12 So stressful. Again.

32:29 Buck’s like oh cool that’s sick, lemme see

33:05 BUCK! Be careful!

33:18 Joe/Charlie is not having a good time right now. You know what would make things better for him? IF RICH WAS THERE. WHERE. IS. RICH.

34:13 He got his brass knuckles at last, so there’s that.

35:00 Malark!!

35:10 YOU IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

35:30 Lip’s busy being mum, give him a sec

35:55 Love you Moriarty

37:02 I just. The camera. Like shaking and mirroring his running and you can just feel the desperation and the frantic emotions and you can’t tell what’s happening because HE can’t tell what’s happening and it’s all just so rushed and scary and such a scramble and I.

37:38 Noooo

38:02 NOOOOOOOOOO

38:06 Not your fault Dick

38:26 I gasped

38:42 Ohhhh lookey here

38:55 Aw Lip

39:04 JFC. SPEIRS. MY DUDE. ISTG. He just springs up out of nowhere with a pile of ammo. (Also his fingers? JFC Lord have mercy). I feel like he is just SO. EXCITED. TO. KILL. So terrifying.

39:47 LMAO ohhh Lip <3 Your BF is here now, it’s fine.

41:09 I wish my husband would roll in on a tank. Actually no. No I don’t. I would be very concerned and would tell him to put it back where he found it.

41:12 FLIRTING. AGAIN. It’s almost cute enough to distract me from the fact that I HAVEN’T SEEN RICH IN A LONG TIME I AM NOT CONTENT. I do feel like it’s key that that is legit the first thing Nix does upon seeing Dick alive and well <3

42:25 Aw boys. I loved this whole scene.

43:22 Aw lol Dick

43:41 LMFAO GET WRECKED BILL

43:56 Dick your husband is calling you, pay attention

44:11 “Don’t ever get a cat” LMAO. Let your husband open the can, Dick. Aw I love that Nix knows already something is wrong and Dick is upset.

44:47 NIX GO TO HIM

44:55 You will save more people, Dick </3

46:00 Baby

46:30 DESERVED

 Guys I would like to file an official complaint about the lack of Rich.

But God.

This episode. Play time and training time and running around Taccoa and Pottery barn in England with Ross the douchebag, that’s all in the past. Now it’s all real </3

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

Book/fic/movie/song recs, please? Because I'm awake and I shouldn't be and I'm kinda bored but I'm too tired to really do anything. -.- thanksloveyoubye

I GOTCHU BABE

Books (my top three faves):

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

Phantom by Susan Kay

Fic:

Literally anything by @xinasvoice bc she is my bae and v talented okay

Text Talk by merlywhirls

The Boys of Crowhill by tb_1157

The Latest Fashion, Old Boy by helwolves

…I’ll Send You My Words by ForeverShippingJohnlock bc hey why not do some shameless self promotion lmfao xD

Movies (my faaaaves):

Dragonheart (it’s my fave and I have no idea why lmfao)

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Something’s Gotta Give (I just love the writing idk???)

The Goodbye Girl (1977)

Songs (some of my faves from my many wolfstar playlists LOL):

Electric Love by BØRNS

Howlin’ For You by The Black Keys

She’s A Riot by The Jungle Giants

Therapy by All Time Low

Fidelity by Regina Spektor

Baby, I Love You by the Ramones

Agoraphobia by Autoheart

Seaside by The Kooks

Chocolate by The 1975

First Day Of My Life by Bright Eyes

BITE by Troye Sivan

Hope that helps my love

Send me some “hang with me” asks!

[serialoddities-blog]

I'm gonna give you loads, muhahaha, 70-95 😝

OOOOoooooo HELL YEAH. Thanks my dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

70) What's your favorite breakfast? Oooo I love going to those breakfast buffets they have in hotels. Those are great. And I love going to diners, too.

71) Do you like guacamole? Imma be 100% real, I’ve never tried it. But I know avocados are in it so probably.

72) Have you ever been in a physical fight? Yes

73) What/who are you thinking about right now? I was eating an excessive amount of sweet food yesterday so now I have one of those annoying tongue bumps and it’s driving me insane.

74) Do you like cuddling? Hell yeahhhh I think it’s nice

75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? Aren’t we all lmfao

76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears? I don’t think so

77) Favorite city you've been to? Rome! It was absolutely beautiful there and I really hope I can go back one day.

78) Would you break the law to save a family member? Yeah

79) Talk about an embarrassing moment? I forgot someone told me a story so I told that same person the story they told me, thinking it was another person who had originally told me. It was awful. 0/10 would recommend that moment lmfao

80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in? Hmmmmmmmmmmm I don’t want to get too political but yep!!! I used to be really into the vegan movement

81) What's the worst injury you've ever had? Honestly I don’t really know. I’ve been blessed with pretty good health so I haven’t been injured too extensively before. Maybe dislocating my tail bone??

82) Favorite day of the week? The ones when I don’t have to work

83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? Yeah. Do whatever you want as long as it’s CONSENSUAL and LEGAL!!!!!!!!!

84) How do you feel about porn? There’s a lot of terrible things about the industry but there are a lot of people who make their livelihoods as sex workers. It’s a complicated issue. But I do think it perpetuates a lot of unhealthy views on the treatment of women

85) Which living celebrity would you like to know? MADS MIKKELSEN. MADS MIKKELSEN. MADSSSSSSSSS.

86) Who was your hottest ex? I’ve only had one ex but he was pretty cute. Very tol and muscley.

87) Do you want/have kids? I do not, and I do not want any. I’ve never been the maternal type and I’ve never really changed my views on motherhood since I was a kid

88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you? Yeah jokingly but I’m still sad and alone lmfao

89) Do you get easily distracted? Yessssssssss I do. I have a very short attention span. 

90) Ass or titties? ooooooo idk this is tough. probably the booty tho.

91) What is your favorite word? “Heck”.

92) How do you feel about tattoos? I love them! I’m actually pursuing an apprenticeship in tattooing. (Here’s my shameless self promotion lmao: jennyjoantattoo is my insta :~) )

93) Do you have any pets? I have one kitten! Her name is Moxie and I hate her. She gives me gray hair.

94) How tall are you? 5′8ish.

95) How old are you? 20!