#she was queenie for this like

[krarka]

I MET SOME LITTOL GRUBS AND THEIR MOMMA

[n00b-vegas]

I guess I only draw bowling now

Anyway

Some of The Chairmen bowling team

[tricoufamily]

jacques's, nancy's, and mrs. villareal's parents circa 1960-something + baby jacques and nancy bc they were there in cas anyway why not

this feud's been going on for approximately this long

[nashvillethotchicken]

I need all yall to know whatever Claudia says and do she right and she deserves to do it and say it. No matter how crazy

[linkedin-offficial]

collars of the colony

members of the colony werent always naked and bare in their prides regard. most of them used to wear reminders of their housekeepers and people, like the common housecat. it was normal to wear these reminders, like a tag, so others knew where you belonged.

not everyone agreed with these reminders, however. cats like jax and zooble felt annoyed by these restraints. jax wore none at all, as even the thought of being confined to such a small place made him seeth with rage. he loved his people, sure, but the idea of a grounding tag like this was too much. zooble on the other hand, tolerated such restraining reminders in the guise of their people, tossing it away when they werent. they knew they were smart. their housekeepers were the type to allow their presence to be outside the boundaries of their home. zooble knew they were lucky for this opportunity, and used it sparingly.

other cats on the other hand held onto their reminders longer than the average cat. cats like kaufmo and queenie felt that without such a reminder, the memory of their people would fade away into nothing. and how could such a cat let this happen? without housekeepers like theirs, theyd truly be nothing but more feed for speeding cars upon the darkpaths. theyd been given food, a home, and love. to throw away such a reminder was like throwing away a piece of themself.

of course, when it due time, queenie was the only one who couldnt seem to bare the burden of finally letting go. kaufmo eventually finally gave in, but he vowed to never let his memories of his people fade away. his vow and queenie's denial however, was not enough to save them from the dangers that demanded change, and dangers that soon lie ahead.

[saytrrose]

May I get a round of applause for my little sister Natalie she said she wants to draw like me and I think I wept real tears

(She later broke my Apple Pencil tip drawing the first one bc she was pressing too hard 💔)

[crystalbeastsquidney]

man I love Sindel :0)

[ruinationz]

i thought it would be clever to swap queenie with pomni and kinger with caine. cue whatever this is

[kooki914]

I AM HERE

More incorrect quotes except there’s a few more characters! A few are from me and my friends

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Spade: Never eat the ashes of the dead

Queen: I will

Spade: Nuh uh. I already did. I used them as popcorn seasoning

Queen: FORBIDDEN PEPPER

—

Asgore: Hey guys what should I eat?

Spade: Newborns

—

Spade: Go fuck yourself.

Asgore, smugly (and also probly drunkly): Sure, but only if you watch

—

Toriel: You're a lying piece of shit!

Asgore: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Spade: I'm leaving and I'm taking Queen with me!

Rudy, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

—

Asgore: Team A will consist of myself, Spade, Toriel, and Rudy.

Asgore: Team B will consist of Queen.

—

Toriel: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Asgore: Schrödinger's boys.

Spade: FUCK!

Rudy: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Queen: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Queen: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Toriel: ...

Asgore: ...

Spade: ...

Rudy: ...

Queen: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

—

Queen: What makes you all smile?

Toriel: Friends and Family.

Rudy: Snacks.

Spade: Victory and success.

Asgore: Face muscles.

~~

He needs help

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Queen: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Rudy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Toriel: 'Nicest Personality'

Spade: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Asgore: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

—

Toriel: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Rudy: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Queen: Drunk.

Spade: Wasted.

Asgore: Dead.

I actually got a bunch of ideas for the monopoly one so I feel the need to expand on it: Rudy takes the role of banker out of necessity, as no one else wants it, not even Queen, who can do all the necessary math in less than a second. Spade tries to cheat at multiple points in time but Rudy and Toriel keep catching him, Asgore is none the wiser. Because of this, Asgore is the first out of the game due to bankruptcy. While Queen's busy laughing at him, she ends up getting ousted from the game too, betrayed by her fellow queen Toriel. Rudy is just playing to survive while Toriel and Spade are at each others throats. Neither of them are letting up. Spade's been in jail more times than he can count but somehow it's not slowing him down. Toriel is beyond pissed. Insults start getting thrown, mostly by Spade. Queen and Asgore get caught in the crossfire. Rudy's the only one still staying at least Somewhat lighthearted with all of this. Then Toriel and Spade start screaming at each other:

In other news here's the yearbook shitpost that I included someone else into as well whom i will post about in the near future I Hope.

And last but not least:

[lexalovesbooks]

This description of Queenie in the glossary of the eidolon is pretty funny, considering.

[flynniganrider]

every time i see someone saying along the lines of “lorelai is so rude to her parents they’re just trying to build a relationship with and support her” and like oh i see… you guys didn’t grow up with parents who criticized you all the time, made you feel like you have to conceal your identity, berated you even for the littlest mistakes, shouted at you; and were surprised when you grew up to be defensive every time they talk to you because you’re so used to be shouted at, you thought if i get my claws out now i won’t be insulted anymore… i get it. and you also weren’t insulted over and over again because “why are you so angry all the time it’s impossible to have a nice conversation with you” when they were also angry and impossible to have a nice conversation with them, like all the time.

[bibbysstuff]

Also I'm literally gonna change Queenie's design cuz i can and i will and so should you-

[kit-kat-jo]

WHAT THE FUCCCKKK WHY DID IT END LIKE THAT??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

y’all who act like monica ruined frank are so annoying for SEVERAL reasons (especially because there’s more proof frank ruined monica) but y’all will NEVER acknowledge queenie and sammi. sammi was around six years older than fiona, and frank was younger when she was born, but he still ditched her. he knew she existed but still chose to be an absent piece of shit. also, he was an addict since he was young! if i can find an exact moment where this is stated, i’ll tell you all, but i distinctly remember hearing it multiple times and i know others did, too. just because frank did coke for the first time with monica does not mean she ruined him; ultimately, his alcoholism, mother, and narcissism are what ruined him- not that.

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

Tadc fans come get yall juice-

Alright random dynamic/hc stuff about the people in the digiballs circum show

The baby blue sock dog with the flower is Ragatha's younger sister, nether of them knew in the circus.

Said blue dog loved to sew too, sweetest short gal alive. Definitely had a hat with those long bunny ears on it.

Most of the people in the circus are workers at the office it was made in, all of them were playtesters.

The orange dog and jax were childhood friends before the circus, both were tricksters as kids and the dog just stopped, they were still great friends though.

The worm on a string and gangle were both theater kids and knew eachother. They hyped eachother up before plays. Both worked backstage.

Kinger and Queenie were married. Like an older couple that's not old enough to retire yet, but their oldest kid went off to college.

Zooble's an artist. They have punched a wall before, and it broke the wall.

Pomni, kaufmo, and the other two clown/jesters are all related, Pomni and kaufmo be siblings and the other two were cousins.

Pomni worked at the company that made the digital circus, she made the AI character stuff.

The purple jester with the orange hat made the funniest jokes you could ever hear, liveliest guy in the world.

The pink cyclops knew the violin.

Queenie was fairly good at piano.

The purple dinosaur/dragon was a babysitter when they were a young adult, was genuinely good with kids too.

Ragatha had a bad habit of ignoring her own stress and bottled it up, she was working on it before she was in the circus.

Zooble, the dino, the purple jester, Gangle, the worm on a string, and the orange dog were fairly good at mario cart.

The yellow worm/dog clown was pretty good at painting, and enjoyed Shakespeare.

Kaufmo was very good at art, but very few actually knew he did anything with art.

Pomni was very focused when she knew what she was doing. Would kill over a sandwich and cup of coffee.

The entire digital circus is just a game of dnd and chess, when Kinger abstracts everything goes down hill.

Bubble can kill.

Pomni can strangle Caine, no one knows how but she just can.

[queeniecamps]

My worst habit is drawing / depicting Nikki way more feminine than she is the showwwww it’s suuuch a problem for me 😭