#shes likei was thinking in my head oh my god!!!!! she thinks theres a rattlesnake in the toilet!!!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

frankieplsrelax · 1 year

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thank you to my old bathroom toilet at my moms house for just fucking PISSING TOILET WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE AND TRYING TO FLOOD MY GOD DAMN HOUSE. i dont even know how it happened the toilet was fine??? and no one had used it in hours??? and i go back there to pee and its just fucking spewing from the underside of the rim and flooded the entire bathroom and hallway and started seeping into my dads workshop and it was fuckin 9 at night and my dads asleep bc the mf gets up at 3 am and its just me and my mom and the fuckin puppy. we just like, turned the water off and thank god he didnt wake up when we had to use the carpet cleaner we rented today to suck up fucking toilet water off the ground and out of the toilet (also thank fucking god we rented that bitch today for unrelated reasons) it took us almost 2 hours to clean up all that water and now i dont have a working toilet so thats just really cool

#also i told my mom earlier about how i saw some pictures of a rattlesnake that was living in the between the porcelain of the toilet today #and how they had to break apart the toilet to get the fucking snake out #and like i said my dads asleep #the mans fucking old as dirt and works really hard #so i go back there and see niagara fucking falls #and im like mom!!!!!! mom get over here!!!! right now!!! get the fuck in here right now!!!!#but in piano forte (pf)#(bc again; sorry; dad asleep lmfao)#and she tells me after were done #shes likei was thinking in my head oh my god!!!!! she thinks theres a rattlesnake in the toilet!!!!!#like NO THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN A RATTLESNAKE IN THE GOD DAMN TOILET MOM #anyway #today was ass #abt me #frankiesworld

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