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frankieplsrelax · 1 year

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thank you to my old bathroom toilet at my moms house for just fucking PISSING TOILET WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE AND TRYING TO FLOOD MY GOD DAMN HOUSE. i dont even know how it happened the toilet was fine??? and no one had used it in hours??? and i go back there to pee and its just fucking spewing from the underside of the rim and flooded the entire bathroom and hallway and started seeping into my dads workshop and it was fuckin 9 at night and my dads asleep bc the mf gets up at 3 am and its just me and my mom and the fuckin puppy. we just like, turned the water off and thank god he didnt wake up when we had to use the carpet cleaner we rented today to suck up fucking toilet water off the ground and out of the toilet (also thank fucking god we rented that bitch today for unrelated reasons) it took us almost 2 hours to clean up all that water and now i dont have a working toilet so thats just really cool

#also i told my mom earlier about how i saw some pictures of a rattlesnake that was living in the between the porcelain of the toilet today #and how they had to break apart the toilet to get the fucking snake out #and like i said my dads asleep #the mans fucking old as dirt and works really hard #so i go back there and see niagara fucking falls #and im like mom!!!!!! mom get over here!!!! right now!!! get the fuck in here right now!!!!#but in piano forte (pf)#(bc again; sorry; dad asleep lmfao)#and she tells me after were done #shes likei was thinking in my head oh my god!!!!! she thinks theres a rattlesnake in the toilet!!!!!#like NO THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN A RATTLESNAKE IN THE GOD DAMN TOILET MOM #anyway #today was ass #abt me #frankiesworld

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hexenfleur · 2 years

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Getting body checked by reality. A painful necessity.

#andy talks to himself #if you need me I’ll be under my bed for the rest of my life #today was ASS

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chazz-is-a-zelda-fan · 3 months

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#about to see dr erukhimova IM SO EXCITED #today was ass #i’ll post more later #mech’s being an idiot again

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littlekitty-69blog · 6 months

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sofiaaparker · 6 months

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theriverbeyond · 1 year

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they need to make more study places for bitches who don't want to expose their back to an open room

#in a diff library than usual today.... prey animal ass instinct #trb.txt #the only desks avalible r all facing the wall like no thanks!!!!#school blogging

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luuzixo · 9 months

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cierradyang-blog · 4 months

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panstarry · 1 month

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my final from last semester that i made into a zine. cooked this one up in a couple hours before the critique (the ink was still wet!), so it's very raw and kind of sloppy but the sentiment is there. i love you trans people of color. we are the backbone of this community 🌟

#pan draws #pan designs #zine #risograph #i'm not gonna lie i don't love how this one turned out OTL and i think the wording is not done but well... a deadline is a deadline #i'll probably touch it up and rewrite it in the future but who's to say.. i need to stew on how to articulate my feelings coherently #anyway my transness is so closely tied to my experience as a person of color. the current political climate is so fucking ass to exist in #but more than anything i am pissed off at white punks & leftists & trans people that refuse to have meaningful solidarity with us.#so yeah anyway. i was stuck on this one forever and only really got anywhere with it after attending 2 punk noise shows in a row where they #actually used their fucking platform to do like. anything. our struggles are connected you need to careeeee YOU HAVE TO CARE........ ok bye #tdov #trans day of visibility #<- i was sitting on uploading this for a while so the stars kind of aligned for it to be today huh.... happy tdov i love you

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dianafoxley · 6 months

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