#shock.png

[wackarat]

I got bored, you suffer the consequences.

whachow, gay men kissing

[isthattetofrommesmerizer]

wowie gay for gay month

woah

😯😯😯😯

[br0-k3n-sch00lb01]

sighs cannabist basil talking to Sunnys grave shock.png

THE SAME PLACID FACE THE WHOLE TIME HELP IT SHOULD NOT BE FUNNY

but also omg :3

[sanji-screenshots]

big shock.png

[n3hmof1sh]

cannabist au basil talking to Sunnys grave shock.png

Cannabist au? Wha- Mari in jail??? Hero explode Aubrey move Basil sad Kel touch grass????? Wtf is going on?!?!?

[hopeoflies]

klJSJHAKLSHL awesome!!! shock.png she supports us...

-✨

YAY! giglgles its not like im supposed to have CUSTODY OF OUR SON NEXT WEEK (she probably wont LET ME. shes going to keep him.)

[sunloveskel]

y!sayori has lore... shock.png

[limoncats]

and you DON'T know who i am?!?!?!? shock.png

wait is this someone i know? omg wait if it is i'm so sorry 😭

if it is then uhh...i'm gonna take a guess and say BASIL (@/dreamybasil)

[readseavpov]

"Delicious Food Got Me Famous Across the Galaxy" ch28 completed

Omega verse, mpreg, power couple and foodp*rn!!

I love the main couple so so much >u<)!!!!

ML , the crown prince : I do not like omegas and their pheromones

MC who just got into this world and cook : exists

ML : ...he is the only exception

MC who got into this world for the first time : hey where am I?

MC who saw a robot who has a taste bud and broadcast, having a lot of advance technology : wow, that's awesome, you're Walley now

Robot : happy.png

MC who saw a ship crashing by and a strange man and knock him up and then take care of him : ....

MC who learned about ABO and not only that he is the 1% gender, an omega : shock.png

MC who just realized he got pregnant unintentionally : shock.png

MC who just got a husband : ....at this point I'll just accept my situation *looks at ML* I'm lucky to meet you husband~

ML who just gain a husband and baby at the same time : happy.png

I love it, the only problem is I want the extra and see how they live and about their family life T[]T)! Also I wonder why the people in that realm never cook anything when raw ingredients exists and only realized the ingredients exist now lol and will Mc be safe with ml? Hopefully so.

[korinthiakos]

I'm just-- pikachu shock.png right now as I read the note from Kyle who is dead, a skeleton and he mentions he's got the kids, and then I saw where the kids were. I am flabbergasted.

[fivegoldpieces]

laura and travis’ near simultaneous reactions to the viridian = vilya = keyleth’s mom reveal...pure serotonin methinks

[undertale-imagine-that-the-2nd]

Anon Asked: UT UF Bros react to their SO being a vampire

Okay there's so many different styles of vampires. Classic 'Dracula' type, the hyper sexualized 'True Blood' type, the red drinkers (actual color red not just blood) from Adventure Time, the 'snowflake' type from Twilight, and many others. So to keep everything to a standard I'll stick with having this s/o as being a kind of vampire from the True Blood universe. Meaning they burn in sunlight, are harmed by silver, can die from a stake to the chest, and drink human blood. They also have super speed, super strength, need blood, and have retractable fangs. Pretty standard I guess. UT!Sans: -Shock.png -He thinks you're joking at first, but then he sees you're 100% serious. Now he's concerned for your mental health. But then he nervously jokes that he's gonna need some proof. So you try to give him some quick proof. You let your fangs out and he jumps almost off the couch. please don't do that again. -His eye lights go out and he gets kinda quiet for a few minutes after that as he tries to mentally process the bomb you just dropped on him. He has so many questions! How did you become a vampire? How long have you been a vampire? How old are you?? Do vampires really drink blood? What abut garlic and crosses!? Do vampires really need permission to enter someone's home?? -You answer everything you asks you. You tell him who your maker was/is, how long you've been a 'creature of the night~', how old you were, and how you did have to drink blood. He seemed unsettled by that. But took solace in knowing you didn't kill for the blood. -Also you talked about how garlic didn't hurt you but it did make your eyes water (from how strong it is to your heightened sense of smell), and that crosses (crucifix or just regular kinds) don't hurt you at all. But the stake thing...that was real. Sans looked a little ill knowing that a stake to the heart would make you explode into a pile of blood and gore. -And thankfully he's too curious to be mad at the moment, but late when his science side is sated he'll get a little pissy that you waited so long to tell him something so important. But his anger won't be too hot. He can kinda see why you were scared to let anyone (even him) find out. Vampire lore isn't exactly glittering with positive representation. -Honestly he's actually fine with it. You're still you. You just have a weird diet and some extra abilities. Just don't starting raising your LV and he'll be fine. UT!Pap: -He's excited! But then he admits that he doesn't really...know what vampires are? Papyrus hasn't watched too many vampire tv shows or movies. He's more interested in comedy and drama than any type of horror. Meaning he's not very familiar with the lore. So you have to explain to him what vampires are, and what they can do. What you can do. You explain your enhanced speed, your super strength, your thirst for blood, everything. You don't lie to him. That wouldn't do either of you any good, and plus it would make him sad to know you kept things from him. But... -He's excited again! But now because he understands. He really doesn't see a problem with you not technically being human. If he, as a monster, were fine with dating a human then he'd also be fine dating a vampire. He's not even mad you waited so long to tell him! He knows you were just nervous. And that's alright. He's just glad you finally felt comfortable enough to tell him. If anything this will make your relationship stronger! -That being said...he is a tad concerned about your diet. The idea that in theory you have to hurt someone just to feed makes him uncomfortable. So when he finds out you've never hurt anyone he's beyond relieved. You tell him that you pay some people and in return they give you a few pints of their blood every week. It's all a very business like and totally legal. (if this is true is up to you. you could just be saying it to ease his mind. ignorance is bliss after all~) -Once all that is out of the way HE IS SUPER EXCITED TO TRAIN WITH YOU! He wants to see just what you can do! Just how strong and fast are you?? You've got to come with him next time he trains with Undyne! She'll be thrilled to know that someone else will be able to handle her rigorous training regimen! You better tell him to keep the vampire bit to himself for now. Don't want too many folks in your business after all. UF!Sans: -Truthfully, he's not even mad. He knows some personal secrets take time to share and expecting your new datemate to spill everything about themselves during the first week together isn't just unrealistic, it's kind of entitled in a dickish way. Like who the fuck are you to demand to know every secret of another living being? Nobody gets to force this kinda shit. So yeah, Red isn't mad. If anything he thinks it's cool as fuck. And he's also secretly happy you trust him enough to let him in on the secret. <3 -But like holy shit you're so fast it LOOKS like you can teleport. And you can straight up throw a CAR almost the length of a football field! (don't ask how you were able to demonstrate these things for him.) He's pretty sure even Undyne isn't strong enough to pull that shit off. Also knowing you're badass enough to not need him hawking over you all day is a weight off his shoulders. He'll never tell but he was so worried that some bullheaded monster would see you as an easy LV boost and try to kill you. -Also, the blood drinking thing is metal as fuck, like you've become at least 79% cooler to this edge boy. He even wants to see you drink some time. This boy has a biting kink lol and maybe a blood kink from hell and he'd looooove to watch you bite someone and drink them like they were nothing more than a glass of wine. He's getting turned on just thinking about it. And he likes your fangs. You two match now. And all he can think of asking you is "if you're a vampire does that mean you can hold your breath forever?" but he thinks it might be too soon to dive into askin that. Maybe he'll bring it up on his birthday. -But he is worried about the whole 'vampire weaknesses' shit. He's not too bummed about not getting to go out during the day with you. He's kind of a night owl anyway, so at least if he can't sleep he'll have you to talk or chill with. Hell, he might even switch around his sleeping schedule to make more time at night with you. But he's not thrilled with how apparently silver burns you?? He'd be more concerned that you'd get burnt at his and Boss's house but thankfully Boss has always been a fan of gold and not silver. So yay for the little shit. He didn't like how you said vampires apparently pop like a damn gore filled balloon if stabbed in the chest???? He'd totally think that was cool if it wasn't you he was worried was gonna pop. He at least can be relieved that you're fast enough to dodge just about anything. Again, yay for the little shit. UF!Pap: -He swells with pride. Of course HIS mate is even better and cooler than he'd originally thought! So cool he's both proud and vaguely threatened. He's still the scariest though, make no mistake. Just because you drink blood and can move faster than a cobra doesn't mean you're suddenly the cooler than THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS! So don't get any funny ideas. -And as for your speed, agility, strength; he's both relieved and upset. On the one hand he's comforted by the fact that you're tough enough to look after yourself. He was worried he'd have to watch you at all hours of the day to prevent some fool from attacking you for easy LV. But on the other hand...he's bummed that he can't be your protector. He liked the idea of being the one to keep you safe and secure and out of harms way. He liked feeling needed. Just let him continue to pretend you need his protection, to keep him happy~ -But it seems that while his fear that you'd be easy to kill have fled, a whole new set of worries have cropped up in its place. Before he was scared that you'd be 'dusted' with ease since you were a human. But now he's worried you'll get stuck outside during sunrise! Or somehow you'll have silver forced on you just to cause you pain. Or worse yet you'll get attacked unaware and a stake will get driven through your heart! The Edge King is very worried but hides it well. And he's pleased he doesn't have to replace any key metals in the house. His love for gold and indifference to silver really was lucky. -As for your diet, it actually makes a lot of sense now that he looks back. You'd never seemed too thrilled to go out to eat for your dates together. You'd preferred to go take midnight trips to the abandoned beach, or concoct trap ideas together. Things that never involved consuming food. But now that he knows you're a vampire he supposes sitting and eating food wouldn't equal fun to you. And he has no problem with you drinking blood. He won't ask to watch you feed, and he refuses to let you bring any 'food' home with you. He knows how hard it is to get blood out of material and doesn't want stains anywhere. Also secretly he knows seeing you bury your face into someone else's neck in even a vaguely sensual way will make him so fucking jealous but shhhh it's a secret lmao -But if you pull any of that 'hungry creature of the night' stuff on him he will lock up. Like he will totally freeze and turn as red as a tomato he was not prepared to find you stalking towards him like YOU were the predator so fucking HOT WTF STOP. Why does he find this all so alluring he's getting too flustered! Also, pro tip: if you want to really make this edgy skellie weak in the knees then gently scrape your fangs against his bones. Any bones. Arm bones, neck bones, ribs! But heads up, he will go hard as fuck and raw you into the bed like a man possessed if you do it to his pelvic bone. ;o)

[worthadougal]

shock.png

[inshortsmarathi]

पेरणी करताना विजेच्या धक्क्याने बैलासह शेतकऱ्याचा मृत्यू, मुलाला साहेब करण्याचं स्वप्न अधुरं 

उस्मानाबादेत जिल्ह्यातील कळंब तालुक्यातील बोर्डा येथील रामेश्वर मनोहर शेळके या शेतकऱ्याचा विजेचा शॉक लागून मृत्यू झाला. शनिवारी  पेरणी सुरु असताना ही दुर्देवी घटना घडली. त्यामध्ये बैलासह शेतकऱ्याचा मृत्यू झाला.

रामेश्वर शेळके हे अल्पभुधारक शेतकरी आहेत. कुटुंबाचा गाडा हाकण्यासाठी शेतीसोबतच ते मजुरीचे कामही करतात. दोन दिवस पावसाने हजेरी लावल्यामुळे पेरणीची लगबग सुरु आहे. चार पैसे मिळावेत यासाठी…

[footballnewspapers]

Rumour Mill: Bundesliga side to scout Rangers ace | No Celtic move for Championship man | Top-flight goalkeeper in quit shock

Rumour Mill: Bundesliga side to scout Rangers ace | No Celtic move for Championship man | Top-flight goalkeeper in quit shock

[ad_1]

The latest Scottish football news, transfer rumours and gossip…

Frankfurt keen on Morelos

Eintracht Frankfurt, who played Inter Milan in the Europa League last night, have been linked with Alfredo Morelos. Picture: Getty Images

Bundesliga side Eintracht Frankfurt will run the rule over Rangers striker Alfredo Morelos in tonight’s Ladbrokes Premiership match against Hibs as they look…

[todayrecently]

'Davide Astori's death leaves Fiorentina and Italy in state of shock'

‘Davide Astori’s death leaves Fiorentina and Italy in state of shock’

Davide Astori (proper), capped 14 instances through Italy, joined Fiorentina in 2016 from Cagliari and had made 58 appearances for the membership

When Fiorentina went at the street, Davide Astori was once at all times the primary one all the way down to breakfast on the crew resort.

So when the 31-year-old did not display within the eating place of the crew resort in Udine on Sunday morning,…