#shorts wars jonny razer

[jonnyrazerblog]

“Hello am Jonny ”

“ i recently got here just bc heard abt it”

“ anyways ”

“ here you can ask me stuff”

“uhh bye-”

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IC

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OOC

You'll never try to find the creator of this blog

Its a secret

@iys-cloud , @maela-the-menace , @awobbles , @oakthefrog AND EVERYONE I DIDN'T INCLUDE

Theres finally a jonny rp blog

[uzi-x33]

the court case was so awesome^_^ im sad Shorts wars is over but omg it was such a good ending😭😭 i wanna cry tho too💀

[oakthefrog]

anyone in the shorts wars fandom, what kinda ask blog do you want to see and some info about the character/hcs you'd like to see? I'm bored and want to make oneeee

[auseryoumayknow]

shorts wars season 3 spoilers

I did it. I made an edit. Crying because I can’t believe I made this

it’s far from perfect, but I love it.

I kept in bundun’s “WHAT THE FUCK” because I thought it was funny as shit

anyway I hope y’all like it 🥺

[dtchia]

Hey! I’m a little late to this whole thing (I just got out of the hospital 😎😎😎😎😎)

but what’s it like being able to interact with the people you have been doing theories on? Is it like meeting your idols? :>

Oh hope you’re doing ok from the hospital! 💚

Gonna be completely honest, it is awesome to be able to talk to creators who I was just making theories about before.

Before shorts wars, I had only seen Joe Caine and Jonny RaZer’s content tbh so I think calling them “idols” would be stretching it 😂 but I can’t lie, it’s been insane knowing about all these incredible creators and the content they make!

[cyancatart]

shorts wars su au v3

steven = preston

garnet = pear and melon (pear ruby melon sapphire)

amethyst = dd

pearl = bundun

connie = phaleur

peridot = riggy

lapis = danno

bismuth joe cane

spinel = datchia

blue diamond = jonny razer

yellow diamond = cdotkom

pink diamond/rose = dr. fd

white diamond = the boss

[ambdgyt]

WEE WHITE BOARD DOODLES!!

[thekrew2010]

Me and two other Theorists from shorts wars know a bit too much about the arg :3.

[ethotek]

i need to share with everyone that i think an absurd amount of fnaf music matches shorts wars

this idea originated when i was listening to you can't hide by ck9c and noticed it weirdly matched either sw!danno being suspicious of sw!jonny being the boss.

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[0nl0n]

The youtube shorts arg/shorts wars have been posting so much lore im really interested rn

have riggy and clone riggy art

Bonus 👇

Eat thermal paste clone jonny

[aki16oficialll]

bad au idea

[jonnyrazerblog]

Jonny? You okay?

~ @ask-bambaeyoh

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[kaithespud]

Calling all Shorts Wars fans/fanartists!!!

I've made an online whiteboard for people to doodle on! Yahaha!

Anyone can join, but there are some rules which are listed on the board itself

Welp, have fun with it! I'll check in later and maybe add some doodles but i have a lot of work.

Also, thanks to @sophiastarz for the idea <3

[maelathemenace-old]

So. Anyone wanna see the au details me and @iys-cloud made?

No?

TOO BAD!

Au info and headcanons:

Danno: serial killer. The only link between his kills are that everyone killed has wronged Riggy(or his friends) in some way, like by threatening them or smth, on most of his kills he leaves a note or a blue object for the police to find; his first kill was the boss and his cool down period is usually long(except when someone threatens his friends). He sends bloodied gifts to cdot all the time and owes mogswamp a favor. Pear is his weapons dealer and he has a good enough relationship with Melon and Jonny

Some hc about him:

He carves little statues for his close friends made out of human bone

He's favorite knife is a blue dented one that riggy gave to him. He keeps it under his bed in a shoe box along with the rest of his favorite weapons

Once disappeared an entire division of cops

Created a ‘magical’ soap that washes blood really well

He's ominous and creepy with his friends

If he gifts you something it WILL HAVE blood on it

Riggy: you already know Riggy. Riggy has done an unreasonable amount of crime. Nothing has changed with Riggy. Knows about Datchia but so far has said nothing. Owes mogswamp a favor

Some hc about him:

Danno gifted him a bunny statue that he values more than he cares to admit

Gave danno his knife and a machete

Cdotkom: he's the one guy that knows someone, has connections everywhere and in general is the guy you don't want to mess with bc as said, he knows everyone, friends with Danno, Riggy, Melon and Pear. Owes mogswamp a favor

Some hc about him:

Dannos first gift was a bloodied console(with pikmin in it), a finger and a note

Somehow his house is still blood stain free

He's pals with Melon

Danno gave him a bit of his blood soap

Don't be mistaken, he has a knife(that Danno gave him) and will use it if necessary

Pear: head of the Royal Mafia and Danno and Riggy’s weapons dealer. Is roommates with and works with Melon. He may or may not have given someone a concussion by complete accident a few times, ‘rivials’ with bundun. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor or two.

Some hc about him:

He gifts Danno and riggy limited edition pokemon cards with every weapon they buy, bc of this they have almost every single one

Has a little pokemon statue made of human bone in his bedroom, Danno gabe it to him one day as a ‘thank you’ gift

Melon: renown hacker, works with pear and sometimes Danno, Cdot or mogswamp, He's Jonnys mentor and Dans role model; owns a clone rehabilitation center that unindoctrinates them. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor.

Some hc about him:

He can find your address with a single photo

WILL find anything if you give him a day or two

Mogswamp: He knows almost every mafia boss on the planet, everyone owes this guy a favor. EVERYONE.(except Dan)

Dan/Clone Danno: He's 12 year old, and an innocent little guy who is like the iPad kid son to CR and looks up to Melon, he's staying in the clone rehab center while CR finds a home for them.

Some hc about him:

He dyed part of his hair green bc of Melon(even if he doesn't admit it)

Has a bunch of toys

He's still alive solely bc Danno forgives him for following the bosses order

He's scared shitless of Danno

Has a little scar in his neck from the time Danno almost killed him

Clone Riggy/Pasta man/CR/ Preston: wanted thief, rich af but still somehow doesn't have a house, he's Dans parental figure and steals a bunch of toys for him. Currently living in Melons rehab center. Owes mogswamp a favor.

Some hc about him:

The only reason he's alive is because Dannos forgiven him for following the boss

Danno almost killed him, multiple times

Bundun: He tries to start a mafia to rival Pear but it never works bc Pear works with Melon, has tried to convince Jonny to work with him but it never worked, knows better than to owe mogswamp a favor(still owes him one though). He just feels left out from the crime and is jealous of Pear.

Jonny: Melons student, just wanted to learn to code not hack, got wrapped into this mess without wanting, he's low-key just there.

Phaleur: He knows what everyone is doing but won't tell bc he values his life and want to live. He's like the secret keeper, he doesn't participate but he knows. He knows your secrets.

Police tried to interrogate him, all he said was basically ‘I would tell but i want to live and my friends would kill both me and you if I told’.

Joe Caine: literally no clue what’s going on. (Eventually he’s gonna stumble upon Datchia on tumblr, confront Pear about it, and have it be a whole situation)

Datchia: Yknow those corkboards with the red string? Make that a person. The conspiracy theorist that’s actually onto something but they’re on tumblr so nobody notices. Her investigation started when she noticed that most of the murder notes mentioned a “sewer rat” and that was Riggy’s contact name in Danno’s phone

Some hc about her:

‘Y’ALL THE SHORTS YOUTUBERS ALL COMMIT CRIME YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME’

Scared out of her mind constantly because she knows Pear and Melon know what she’s doing

Bambeyo(or whatever): Dead. Danno and Riggy exploded him with what was left of the vpn facility.

[tameable50]

JOIN JOIN JOIN!!!

[uzi-x33]

IM WATCHING THE NEW RUMBLE PACK POD EPISODE AND IM DYING DANNO IS SO UNHINGED 😭😭😭

here’s the link if you want to watch it, I encourage you to binge the whole channel🫡🫡🔥