#shoutout to hardcore!philza

[wolfythewitch]

I just want you to know that whenever I think of Philza's character, I always imagine him in your art style because its so good

Aaaaaa I'm glad you like him hehe

[greaterspawnislands]

hi! hope you don't mind me asking, but do you have any tips on writing hc!phil? he's gonna be in a fic i'm working on and i don't want to accidentally make him ooc if i can help it lol

HI. sorry this is late i was at a poetry open mic. but i have ur answer! shoutout philza nation discord i crowdsourced them for answers cause my brain was so broken by today's lore /pos

I think there's a few important aspects to his character that you'd wanna focus on beyond the like. Typical phil cubito-ness. the first is hc!phil's relationship with time.

"hardcore Philza writing that rings true to me often has a really chill, almost meditative element, especially with regards to time and completing things. It doesn't really matter whether he finishes today, there's always tomorrow. He's not going to give up or get frustrated (redstone sometimes excluded lmao), he's not intimidated by the idea that something's going to take a lot of time or effort." @the-arctic-commune

I'll be paraphrasing some of my other friends who contributed (thank u ty, xeph, rakk, and talon!!), but i felt like this quote is a standout in terms of how hardcore phil operates...there's no real end date to his story barring some accidental disaster that will cut his life short. he's free to take his time and lose time entirely as he works on his projects. ccphil before has spoken about (and implied today with the qphil lore) that being in hardcore causes some time dilation issues - what seemed like a week to the crows was Weeks upon Weeks in hardcore time. but for hc!phil, that time passes all the same, and it's not really a stressful thing within hardcore. the time is gonna pass all the same.

also, hardcore!phil is an archeologist. within the canon as it's currently establish, hc!phil isn't the one building those big projects. he's uncovering them as he moves through the world, maybe you could view it as restoring them, but he spends his time uncovering the histories of the deities and what happened before he arrived in this world. he views the world as something beautiful to be observed rather than something he's creating, if that makes sense.

aaaand also hardcore phil is easily the most carefree of his cubitos. he's still got plenty of classic phil anxiety and wouldn't take unnecessary risks, but he's the only living thing he has to keep track of in this world. this enables him to be a bit more of a bastard than other worlds - the most likely to "coo at an animal and then kill it to laugh at the crows" in the words of @manmadesunshine lol.

and he's also the most carefree because he's able to fly, of course. you can't ever forget the flying <3

any other hc!phil loreheads r more than welcome to add on!!! but i hope this gives someee subtle flavoring to ur hc!phil writing!

[vpofcookies]

A closer look at panel 3 of my gift for the mcytblrholidayexchange!

This is my favorite of the three panels!! Love getting to mess around with outfits for the emperors and I'd actually never drawn AE!Philza before this!!

Long haired techno and short haired philza as an illustration of their opposing strategies in AE my beloved.... + long haired philza and short haired Techno in DSMP to show how their experiences since changed them...

Some fun details!! Techno has the blood god symbol on his cloak clasp and the symbol I use to represent sounder (Hooves around a heart) as his cravat clasp. He also has an earring where I draw the tear in his ear in my dsmp design. His crown is the AE symbol with two upside-down hearts. The upside-down hearts are used in techno's design to represent pig snouts while still tying him to the hardcore hearts used in Philza's design! (Also I forgot to mention Techno's ace ring in the last one so shoutout to that). Techno and Phil have the same layers to their ae design, except Techno's corset continues into sashes and starts behind the belt and Phil's doesn't so it's tucked in front of the first layer of his belt. Philza has boots with a heart and wing design that mirrors the AE symbol and wing design on his crown. Also! I sometimes model the AE sun more off of the Macedonian star than the flag, although I didn't in this piece.

[zathechaosgod]

Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Friday 15th of January

hardcore ocean monument whooooo

today is a long boi stream!!!

maybe 6 hours even if we feel like it pog!!!

draining time :)

they’ve bought an exercise bike lmao

lmao tommy got genuinely salty at quackity bc he hadn’t turned off his sub goal during the recording last week oof

gapple gang catch up!

he’s actually ran out oof

time to leave and restock

he’s got 304 gapples eaten already!!1

also someone casually donated 10K BITS what

every time he checks the shulkers standing near his bed and every time he doens’t need them and just,,, leaves them standing

he’s bonemealing trees again for apples…. i’m having flashbacks to that stream where chat told him to use a villager…. he forgot again

he says now it’s because he doesn’t have that many emeralds

also phil used to have a farmer villager but he died in the first and only raid lmao

chat is roasting him now because he won’t trade his tons of iron for emeralds

LMAO HE TRIED TO GET A TALL TREE AND INSTEAD HE GOT LIKE,,, A BUSH? THE ROUNDEST TREE I’VE EVER SEEN

phil is too old for warrior cats, sadly enough

tol tree struggles

anyways, they got an exercise bike, and phil severely underestimated how well he actually cycles lmao

he cycled like 40km (24.85 miles) and his legs are gonna be dead tomorrow, but all in the name of getting more fit

FITZA

he’s gonna target 20km per day

phil actually used to be pretty fit and active

also he’s lost almost 12 pounds alreasy! (although it’s probably mostly water weight)

MAKEUP TIME NOW FOR 15K POG

momza is getting the waterproof mascara ooooooh

honestly i feel for him, getting mascara put on by someone else is a curse

SO MUCH EYELASHES

chat is spamming CUTEZA and PRETTYZA now awww

also yes he’s stuck with this the rest of the stream lmao

BOTTOM LASHES

either bottom lashes or eyeliner at 16k (if that happens today)

time for a farmer villager pog!!

420 IN 30MINS POG

SNOOP DOG

everything on hold for the earcheck!

SHUT UP CORTANA

awww they made a little snowman literally in the middle of the night lol

he’s still gotta post the pictures of it on insta but forgot until now

twitch stats!

1269% level 5 hype train

total channelpoints is literally 1.9 BILLION

899 hours of minecraft last year!

back to the trees

SHOUTOUT TO BIRDER THE MVP WHO KNOWS THE ANSWERS

phil is losing his mind just a lil bit because he’s making another netherite hoe lol

also he’s got the visual rain turned off now, because it kinda kills the bit rate lol

someone said everyone eventually becomes finnster lmao

aww phil immediately went “nah finn is wayyy more talented”

he’s finally given up on the tree strat!

BIRDER IS VIP NOW POG

also science time will a hoe with fortune III give more apples?

WAIT WHY ARE THERE POPPIES IN THE NETHERWART FARM

hot take: phil understands from a business perspective, but he doesn’t think they should’ve removed pogchamps and it’s variations, bc pogchamps has grown so much beyond the person to the point where a lot of people don’t know who he actually is

phil might add them back through bttv

birder says it works but so far phil isn’t getting any apples rip

“it snows up in big bear!” (that’s an actual location apparently)

VILLAGER TIME FINALLY

keto friendly bread is a thing apparently? phil says it feels like cheating because it’s bread but not bread

phil really is not that much of a weeb, he reads manga but he doesn’t even watch much anime let alone play any anime-games

the closest thing is monster hunter, i guess

phil wants potions to be patched in 1.17 because they’re kinda scuffed

HE FORGOT HE HAS THE POTION SHULKER LMAO

mini earcheck with the potions pog!!!

LMAO HE NEEDS AN GOLDEN APPLE TO GET THE ZOMBIE VILLAGER

“i need dream luck right now, gimme apples”

i forgot that this stream started with the ocean monument… wonder if we’ll actually get back there today lmao

lol he shot a golden armoured skeleton and he dropped his helmet and a stray immediately put it on

lmao someone suggested a way to get more emeralds and phil is just like “they don’t know about the iron farm”

DIAMOND SKELETON WHAT

FULL AND ENCHANTED HOW

TIME TO GET THE GLASS AND NAMETAG AND BOX HIM IN

he got him pog

he’s got a block over the skeleton as well to prevent the helmet from breaking due to the damage from the sun!!!

THE HOE GIVES ONLY 0.3% CHANCE OF AN APPLE RIP

the skelly has both an enchanted bow and an enchanted chestplate!!

f he touched his eye

his mascara is fine tho!

awww wilbur send a message saying he loves him

does he pull a techno and name the skelly after the next big dono?

the only other time a diamond skelly spawned was when phil gave sips a tour, and it despawned before he could get to him rip

lmaooo momza send a picture she took of a pic of phil that’s in his gran’s house

phil needs kristin’s guidance as to what to name the skelly

it’s not gonna be behind a pay wall! poll time

CHAT IS SPAMMING JARED LMAO

phil doesn’t get the joke

“technochan? he’s not a pog” “bladeza? he’s got a bow” “steven”

it’s pretty much up to kristin at this point lol

bonezone lmaooo

F GAPPLE GANG HE NEEDS TO FIND ANOTHER APPLE

also he’s almost out of fireworks from flying around so much

“nah f jared, all my homies hate jared”

the skelly is now called BoneZone!!!

chat is half the bonezone emote and half “jared nooooo”

lmao he only now gets where jared is from

time to get an actual zombie villager to we have a chance of returning the ocean monument somewhere today

kill on sight the golden baby zombie lmao

oof the alerts are behind so we’ve now reached the “name the skelly this” alerts rip

SECOND SNOOP DOG POG

lmaooo tommy didn’t know the origin of me gusta until phil told him

PHIL JUST FOUND AND REMEMBERED THE VILLAGER FROM LAST MONTH WHEN HE TRADED FOR APPLES LMAOOOOOOOOO

i wondered where that one had gone but we left him in a lil dirt hut last month

f slicedlimes name for getting his name mixed up by phil all the time

phil talked to slimecicle aka charlie on discord just chilling a while back and the dude is apparently so nice and funny aw

time for gold and then we can finally go back to the ocean monument!

gapples have been restocked!!! finally lmao

hamwheel?

OH ITS THE NAME OF SOMEONE WHO’S GAPPLE GANG WAS MISSED

phil pulled up his chat log and poor dude

also yes phil has touched boob twice lmao (once hit 8008 in 2019, then another at the end of last year pog

lmao chat is brainstorming what we’ll call phil’s kind if he ever has one

(and no he currently has no plans for that)

rip he’s brewing invis pots now

we’re catching up on alerts pog!

also shoutout to chat for telling phil how to brew it lmao

sub server vid is coming very soon, but phil really prioritises streaming now, because it’s more fun and more rewarding

rip to the dude who just got roasted by phil for saying swag

“are we seeing a comeback of swag? ….. i don’t wanna live on this planet anymore”

there’s so many empty shulkers now just chilling in a chest here lol

time to yeet everything on the bottom of the ocean that could mess with sand-placing!

16K SUBS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kristin came in with the biggest grin on her face :D

TIME FOR EYELINER POG

phil thinks chat will pick grunge, but we just want winged eyeliner lmao

also momza has never done this on another person lmao

phil just,,, strapped himself in

PRETTYZA

phil hates it lmao

it looks weird but not necessarily bad?

but it’s definitely a Thing

MUMZA IS HERE

AS IN, PHILS ACTUAL MOM

just to laugh at him lmaooooo

time to play minecraft, finally?

time to clear the weeds from the bottom of the sea!

a dono asked what phil’s favourite movie is and he is struggling bc he likes too many

EGIRLZA

just to make it clear: phil has never seen/read homestuck, he jsut says it to freak us out

… why are we getting frog facts?

THIRD SNOOP OF THE STREAM POG

philza minecraft is no more, it is philza makeup now

full chill time! switching from stream playlist to pure minecraft music :)

rip the bitrate with the kelp btw

oh pog the seagrass doesn’t interfere with the sand so he just needs to remove the kelp

hhhhh just one piece of armour allowed apparently, rip

he got sniped wearing just his helmet and boots

cooking stream maybe when he gets a new pc so he can put the old pc downstairs?

phil will never do many irl streams tho

gordon ramsey can’t make grilled cheese and it’s honestly so funny

burnt the bread, didn’t melt the cheese, and he couldn’t admit he was wrong

someone suggested another video but we can’t derail this stream even more than he already has

RANBOO RAID LMAO WITH THE EYELINER WHILE HES ON A GRILLED CHEESE RANT

HE TURNED HIS FACECAM OFF

he’s doing a techno impression now lmaooo

“starting the stream~~`”

honestly without the facecam and with him doing the impression it actually kinda works lmao

CAT EARS?????

awww he said no cat ears

momza left them suggestively in the room

“did he make you all cry? pog, that’s my boy!” phil

time to place sand!!!

honestly it’s cute how proud phil is of ranboo doing well on his lore streams

phil plays tf2 with the boys, but only when will and techno pull him in

and they got tubbo to play with them last week!

“quick philza join smp earth, gordon ramsey is there ruining grilled cheese” lmaaooo

WTF A GUARDIAN JUST,,, SWAM UP TO HIM, STARED AT HIM, THEN SWAM AWAY AGAIN???

also dont recommend piston pushers, phil knows they exist, if he wanted to he’d use them

RIP PHIL JUST KILLED A FISH USING SAND

rip phil is learning about jkr f

toilet break

rip just as phil was gone, a dono came in from the person with the cursed floating arrow from the sub server

its canon now daniel radcliffe wrote harry potter and jkr just put in the weird stuff

this just went from jkr is transphobic and an idiot, to antivaxxers and flatearthers are ridiculous, to “hey giraffes have really pretty eyes”

weirdchamp donos get banned pog!!!

phils favourite pokemon: pikachu and all the ogs, he liked lugia the most probably

kristins yt algorithm is just all cute animals lol

free serotonin goes brrrrr

love the way phil wil lurk in modview on tommy’s stream and ban the wrongins that get caught by automod on tubbo’s, fundy’s and his own chats as well

f phil wont edit the sub goal bc he believes it will dip under 16k again over the weekend

LMAO PHIL JUST LEARNED OF THE FEELING OF YOUR EYELASHES HITTING YOUR GLASSES WHEN WEARING MASCARA

phil almost named the stream “sandpocalypse v2” after a stream from the first ocean monument in s2

flower facts???

little blade is here to defend their spot on the bits ladder lmao

cursed fruit facts now

ugh rubedo is such a banger

lmao the techno stream during the release of his youtooz is bc he didn’t finish editing the video for the youtooz release

phil wasn’t there bc he had been editing all day oof

OCEAN HIMBO

phil is losing his mind over shark pregnancies lasting 4 years and meanwhile the most dramatic minecraft music is playing in the back lmao

scam train pog!

philchat is blursed, both blessed and cursed

feralsome lmaoo

THUNDERSTORM LETS GO

hnnn we got only one charged creeper out of the storm rip

ooooh phil said the word simp

(no he's not gonna get banned for calling bees simps)

david attenborough is national treasure

struggles, phil doesn’t know which emotes to add but he’s still got empty slots lmao

meanwhile, the entire royal family is just,,, too stubborn to die

FIRST CROSS OF THE SAND COMPLETE POG

next stream will be strips through each section with 5-6 blocks inbetween, and then it’s sponge time

time to stop so phil can take the makeup off lmao

haha phil is still waiting for subs to dip again

rip everyone who got removed from the vip list

on the other hand, shoutout (again) to birder who finally got vip after holding it down in chat for so long

he’s not raiding anyone bc everyone who’s live has been raided by him recently already

everyone go support who you want

GARBAGE DAY POG

[zathechaosgod]

Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Friday 4th of December!

Hardcore boi is back!

Although he might go over to dream smp if anyone (from the actual server) asks

(Also I GOT A SECOND MONITOR POG)

(aka i can now better multitask while watching streams lmao)

Time to struggle with building diagonal ships today

(whats worse, watching him and not being able to help him, or having to struggle through it yourself)

Gapple gang catch-up!

New subgoal: 9000!

Difference between gapple and god apple: gapple can be eaten at 12months sub, god apple is only eaten to prevent season 5 from arriving that minute

Ian is starting early today, minecraft version of jump in the cadillac this time lol

Poll for ship colour!

(Red vs Blue lmao)

TURTLE STREAM POG

Blue ship!

Go gay giant go! Get your fellow gay giant!

Professional minecrafter, still forgets his axe when he goes to get wood lol

House always wins

Do not gamble your pizza tokens, you fools, you morons

Also for anyone who read that one wiki page: Phil did not live in the Netherlands for a while, that’s a meme from like three years ago that just didn’t die lmao

Thing we don’t appreciate enough: Phil f5-ing onto his face and zooming in while silently judging someone

Two small ships are gonna be straight and then a big one is gonna be diagonal!

The struggle of wanting it to be nether-themed versus the amazing combo that is prismarine and warped wood

“grab these. TAKE  YOUR F-ING TEST. grab these”

Also please use punctuation when using tts, or it jsut becomes one incomprehensible sentence

Halfway into the hull of the first ship and only now the man who spawnproofs stuff for a living realises he did not spawnproof anything on this ship lmao

Phil advice: If you have relationship problems or feel like you’re not worth it or anything like that, take the time to focus on yourself! Don’t try to please everyone else!

Uh oh rip me

He might do 12 or 24 hour streams if it gets too close to the end of the year and this build isn’t finished yet

(And I have exams in January, so if I do moments for every stream I might actually just stop sleeping entirely rip)

MCC message from Scott!  Training server update pog

Something goes wrong? Just blame the enderking

Shoutout to any and all reminders for Phil to drink water bc it keeps me hydrated as well!

It’s like a drinking game, but you just drink some water whenever Phil does

Lol he got hype from listening to Star Glide and flew away before realising he let zombie piglins spawn

Chat laughing at everyone who doesn’t know about the Nether void and gets confused at a blaze spawner in the end void

People act like dream smp viewers are so much more chaotic and cursed than Phil’s hardcore crowd but then they’re the ones getting weirded out by Blend W, cowards

BIRDER SUPPORT for being the only mf in chat who actually explains stuff to newbies instead of laughing at them

Unofficial Sapnap raid and Phil called them feral for just going “you want to send us to this person? nah, I’m going to Philza” lmao (he also said they’ll fit right in then, which, true)

ohhh wither skeleton head on the ship instead of a dragon head!!

Phil is actually literally losing his mind building this ship, how is he gonna build two more

Meanwhile chat (and Ian) is doing/ messing up people’s homework again

Rip Sneeg people are calling him Mommy’s little pogchamp

21K+ VIEWERS POG

He really needs a different gapple gang notif sound, almost forgot one rip

Also for the peeps who don’t know: Toe pics at 10k subs bc he joked about it at like 2k subs but it’s becoming reality now and he doesn’t take back promises lmaooo

Lol someone requested a rich boi earcheck just 4 layers away from finishing the first ship

First ship finished tho!! Now just for spawnproofing oof

literally like 15 spawned when he flew away to see the entire thing oof

even two regular piglins! “A child.” 

Rip he ran out of warped wood with only half of the bottom floor covered in pressure plates

Also anyone who suggests string gets called out for being a bedrock player lmao

Time to kill some wither skeleton so we can finally do the rich boi earcheck

With the pirate ship completely full in the bg lol

(Zombie) piglins, Endermen, and Ghasts, lovely

mob spawning go brrr

uh oh Phil ranted about getting told he looks like random slightly ginger white dudes and Wilbur is here now

I swear he can smell the chaos from miles away lmao

Annnnd now everyone is just mentioning random people

How long has that husk been chilling there

EARCHECK

Back in the day with 1k subs or something, he went to Insomnia, with a minecraft event

They also had halo so Phil is just destroying everyone on there

But bc of the minecraft event a group of kids was like staring at him, only to go “ohhh” when they saw his face good enough, bc they thought he was Martyn (InTheLittleWood) lmao

They actually really look alike though

If they ever meet, the world might implode

(Scott please put them together on MCC)

Lol Phil pronounces Tattoo as Ta’oo

Also he and Kristin were gonna get red strings of fate tattooed on their pinky finger and that’s so adorable wow

He’s really gotta figure out the rewards thing lmao someone just redeemed fishing stream

Will he ever get stuff done

It’s kinda perfect actually, the way that 420 seconds is 7 minutes

Also when will chat ever learn that spamming 7777s gets them timed out

Second run with pressure plates and still not enough

Pirate crew is gonna be zombie piglins!

Fishing first though, even if Phil is slightly losing his mind over redemptions that keep him away from his actual responsibilities

in Endlantis!

(this is actually the first time I get to witness endlantis fishing?)

Life advice: If the doctor says put a cast on it, put the cast on it

Don’t be a Karen, y’all

Little blade out for blood lmao

Time to make sails! 

Sails are one of those things that are always difficult to get right in minecraft, bc they’re so dynamic and, well, not cube shaped

Rip Phil he had to sneeze but didn’t

The sails were a pain but they look so pog!!!!

shoutout to momza for actually fixing the design

Now to determine which characters from Pirates of the Caribbean to put on the ship

It’s gonna be the big four from the movies ofc

Lol he needs one more for Captain Jack Sparrow and ofc this is when there just won’t spawn one.

Captain is Here now, but threatening to throw himself off the ship

Pretty lights!

Will Turner just yeeted himself off as we were admiring them walking around the ship rip

The other’s have been locked in the brig as we wait for Cursed Will Turner to spawn

Time to child-proof the ship using fences lmao

Kristin just made a really terrible titanic-reference suggestion with half of a ship and jack and rose on it rip

...did Phil just create a rumoured non-canon relationship between Will Turner and Barbossa?

Plans for next streams: Two tiny ships, one half ship with Jack and Rose and lore, a big one headed for the empress, and maybe black spikes on the floor

Removal of the leaf circle!

Someone suggested 24 hour stream instead of toe pics, Phil is enthousiastic about switching to it

(Momza is not, but probs bc she’d have to mod for most of it,,, I hope)

I get it bc toepics are weird and he’s got a bit of a responisbility?

but also it’s funny lol

Momza will always be on the side of Twitch chat lmao

So she’s pro toepics lololol

Que the momza support in chat to soften her up even further

awww just before ending an incredibly cute postcard!

Time to raid Fundy!

GARBAGE DAY