#shut it wolfie

[wolfie180g]

guys! Check out this new plant i bought from the store! It just appeared right after the total eclipse!

[theglitchmaster]

HELLO???

[pup-pee]

jesus ive been reading this comic 4 like 5 yrs

heres some emilio doodles bc bc idk

emi; “oh tobias! u dont have 2 b flawless 2 b perfect!”

yes im thinking about that 1 panel where tobi was just like “THATS A LIE”

[fan-art-ic]

My old (age) old (previous job) coworker and I email each other songs and his latest response to the italian english-gibberish song was

"I'm 45 minutes into a mushroom trip. I UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD."

[moonswolfie]

ignoring the fact i still havent properly studied for my test tommorow and have a group project we got writing a haiku for our language homework

thank you language prof for feeding my poet soul with haiku homework and mentioning a haiku writing tournament

love ya

[telepathyia]

trying not to give wisteria an aneurysm challenge FAILED

[wolfiesmoon]

surprisingly i havent written anything for sebek yet

[nickelbareback]

oh yeah btw just coz im a wee sleuth

(austin hardwicke is an animator on trigun stampede)

he was so real for this

[wolfieskunkkit]

I HOPE EVERY REACTIONARY DIES AND GOES TO HELL

[wolfie180g]

Trick or treat!!

wolfies! nom nom nomin on that punkin

Trick or treat! @skittykittybean ! I love the gif so much I saved it :) Sorry these are taking so long. I just started a new job today and I love it there! (granted it was 95% paperwork but still everyone was so friendly! ) the wolf looks so fake until you see the original photograph below lol

reference photo under the cut

[nazumichi]

you know you’re screwed when you like a fictional guy and write him making soup :/

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

HELP HE LITERALLY SAID I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

really said

[navree]

Nothing will be uglier than GoT crowns. I still don't understand Sansa's crown, it looks like two snakes when it's supposed to be wolves... That design is just bad. Although Dany never got the crown in the show (also Robb and Stannis rip) the sketch of her crown looked horrendous, this is not official but still, GoT's costume designer shared this

https://64.media.tumblr.com/faa0aecdcd6db9a4df974eff21853174/d870d9daee2f5390-b3/s1280x1920/42cb4c5312bf7ab7842494a639df104b36149e3d.jpg

It's beyond ugly, just what is this and why does it look like dragon's anus?

No Stannis crown, no crown of the Kings of Winter, no three headed dragon crown for Dany (and it does look so bad it's so well described in the book but Michelle was weird as shit when it came to Dany and crowns), we didn't even get Theon's ugly ass Prince of Winterfell crown when it would have been so unbelievably funny. Joffrey's crown was OK I guess, Renly's was a bit drab compared to what it was described as in the book, I think Michelle was just bad at headgear design.

Sansa's crown was weird as shit, beyond the fact that it looks way too plain and also far too dainty for a ruler of the North (again, we have a description of what the old Kings in the North wore and how that relates to their way of thinking and way of life, but instead we get this silver circlet fairy tale nonsense, no thank you), and it really does look like snakes or an ouroboros or something and it sits weird on her head.

[kyukicho]

Just look at him! I want to write him so badly

[agena87]

🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLFGAAAAAAANG!!!🎉

(sorry, I only slept about 2 hours, and woke up thrice during those two hours, so...)

But, aaaaanyway, my Wolfie is 26 today!

(real footage of Mal greeting Wolfie this morning)

[lcngdays]

@detectivewoof cont. from (here)

Wolfie's hand raises and bangs on the table, hard.

"i don't care our age difference! i am not a child!" Gritting his teeth, Wolfie forces a smile. "okay! okay, sorry, sorry! fuzzy! great! safe haven! great! i love this place! woohoo!"

A sharp inhale through his nose.

"i won't go looking for trouble, but if trouble comes to me, i'm not shying away from it, mister detective, i hope you understand that. okay? okay! no problems, no issues! any issues i might have? off the table! no issues!"

His voice sounds a bit more chipper when he speaks again, though. As if that was all it really took to get over his problems with vampires.

"SENTIENT PANTS! yes, yes exactly! they're not actually pants of course, but seen from a distance? you could easily mistake them for walking pants! white ones." Wolfgang is grinning again. "my friend, my mister detective friend, i don't like stephen king? i don't like that guy, he knows too much, can't trust a guy who knows too much, you know? can't trust that guy, no way. but i know that carrie ends with fire, because! well, i just know a lot of things is why. so i assume you mean, why are these hunters burning down buildings? that is an easy answer, mister detective, because! the only way to kill a 'crawler is by burning it alive."

Wolfie sets the file down and spreads his hands.

"they nest, they nest, they nest. they NEST in dark places, usually with plentiful food. so, cellars, silos, warehouses. you GET the idea, you get the idea, right mister detective? but these hunters you have, clearly, they aren't scoping these places OUT before they burn them, or you wouldn't still have 'crawlers on your hands. so what do we do, my friend, my mister detective friend? we still get to set things on fire, oh, yes, don't you worry, there will be flames. but research first! scouting first. or else we might be burning something for nothing! NOTHING! and where is the fun in that?"