#shut up zordon

[zordonmlw7]

Behold... The Ultimate symbol of trans

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Image 1: Bridget from Guilty Gear

Image 2: The addition symbol

Image 3: Vriska from Homestuck

Image 4: The equal symbol

Image 5: Brisket]

[tomas-mas-menzo]

You know we talk about how the speed of communication has been used to increase the amount of time employers and institutions can demand from their employees, but do you notice that the reverse is never true? More and more automated help services are hiding or outright removing the ability to call someone and get help and instead force you to email about it, which despite being electronic and sending much faster than physical mail... Gets responded at about the same rate.

Essentially when they who hold the power want you, they can get a hold of you at any moment and you're usually just expected to comply with the intrusion on your time. But when you need critical assistance or just need to outright demand what you're owed, they're suddenly unavailable and you need to calmly write your grievances in an email that they will respond to in 7 to 10 business days. Unless of course it got lost amongst all the spam they receive everyday and surely you understand.

[zordstar]

Never have I been more compelled to uninstall costar forever.

[5ivebyfive]

Any ideas about Trini getting sick and everyone taking care of her?

Trini is the mom friend of the group and is always taking care of everyone. She helps them when injured, sick, or just needs someone to talk to. She listens, even if she doesn't always offer advice. But, she doesn't let people take care of her.

When she gets sick, she shows up for training after all. She's sweaty and sounds hoarse. Assures her friends, Zordon, and Alpha that she's fine.

They get in the pit and start to spar with each other. Trini with Zack, Billy with Jason, and Kim watching and waiting for her turn.

Usually, she can take Zack down easily. She's clumsy. Stumbles. Is out of breath and overheated. She collapses.

They all rush to her side and help her sit up. She insists she's fine, that she's ready to keep going. They don't believe her.

Training ends there. They all help her go home. She struggles to walk, coughing the whole time. Zack puts her on his back after much grumbling from her. She still insists she's fine. Kim tells her to shut up.

They get her home and into her bed, and they all climb onto the bed to sit with her.

June brings in soup and tea, takes Trini's temperature. It's high, but not high enough to go to the hospital. She thanks Trini's friends for taking care of her and gives them privacy.

They take turns trying to distract Trini from how badly she feels.

Billy talks about his latest invention, Jason tries to talk about fighting strategy, but they all boo him and Zack interrupts him to talk about random stuff. Kim tells jokes.

Kim also curls up next to Trini and strokes her hair back from her sweaty forehead. Trini subconsciously leans into her.

They all stay with Trini until she finally gives in and falls asleep. The guys get up to leave and Kim says she's gonna stay. They say goodbye and tell Kim to keep them updated.

Kim pulls the blankets over both of them and continues stroking Tirini's hair and hums softly to her.

[negritolindoxxx]

Shut Up & Fuck!

I’m a slim, soft spoken man with average looks, wit, and height. I'm looking for good people and meaningful relationships.

DISCLAIMER:

I'm aware that my privacy ended when I created an online profile, and whatever I post is at risk of getting tagged, shared, retweeted, copied, and forwarded to "everyone in My Contacts". Therefore, I hereby give permission to the Police, FBI, CIA, NSA (lol, they’re doing it already), EPA, NCIS, MI5, MI6, ICE, InterPol, RCMP, KGB, SS, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Swiss Guard, Coast Guard, Royal Guard, National Guard, my God, your God, OH GOD, WILL THIS LIST EVER END?, John Oliver, Laura Ingraham (Oooh! What I wouldn't give to hear her say "Shut Up & Fuck"! I digress), Uncle Sam, Uncle Tom (not Sambo), Illuminati, Men in Black, S.H.I.E.L.D., Justice League, Thunder Cats, Voltron, Zordon, Megatron, Optimus Subprime, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, A-Team, Darth Vader, Blade, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Mystery Incorporated, Django Freeman, Ben Cartwright, Rowdy Yates, Marshal Dillon, Hopalong Cassidy, Dr. Who, Hercule Poirot, Charley Chan, Sam Spade, Benoit Blank, Sherlock Holmes, Aba n Preach, Jay & Silent Bob, Cagney & Lacey, Kirk & Enos, Sam & Twitch, Andy Taylor & Barney Fife, James West & Artemus Gordon, Agents 86 & 99, Agents Mulder & Scully, Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Austin Powers, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Alex Cross, Jack Reacher, MacGyver, Jessica Jones, Nancy Drew, Mannix, Monk, Colombo, Kojak, Baretta, Magnum P.I., Trouble Man, Brother Mouzone, Shaft, The Borg Cube, Ice-Cube, Rubik the Amazing Cube, Q*Bert, Q-Anon, John Q, Suzy Q, Stacey Q, Maggie Q, Barbie Q, Schoolboy Q, Q aka Quincy Jones, Q from James Bond, Q from Star Trek and the kitchen sink to tag, share, retweet, copy, and forward everything I publish on Tumblr to "everyone in My Contacts".

I have nothing against the people that I'm not attracted to. I just don’t find them attractive. These include, but are not limited to, friends & family, dumb asses, smart asses, assholes, dicks, motherfuckers, cocksuckers, liars, cheaters, vampires, zombies, (the jury's still out on werewolves), clowns, people who weigh more than me, people who are taller than me, and people who can't take a joke. I'm attracted to who I'm attracted to.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

[zordonmlw7]

This could be a meme format.

[zordonmlw7]

I need a dungeon meshi exercise app game now

[zordonmlw7]

we need to Jefferson Miku Binder-ize Goncharov

[zordonmlw7]

Here we see the young trucks suckling on the mommy warehouse's teets.

[zordonmlw7]

Senshi Tit Touch Saturday

[zordonmlw7]

Love that 1) tumblrs reviewing cute animal videos to ensure they depict healthy behavior and proper animal welfare are a popular genre of blog and 2) that they have become so popular in fact that they give rise to a type of parody post in which they review humans and non-animals as though they're animals in captivity. It's great keep it up y'all.

[zordonmlw7]

my local ice cream shop has a window plastered with afs for the various kinds of ice creams they have and then one singular ad in the middle that just says "burrito"

[zordonmlw7]

Idk how to celebrate myself so someone congratulate me for narrowly avoiding an accident on the freeway and not having a panic attack afterwards!

[zordonmlw7]

Ratatouille is such a funny movie to be marketed to kids. The main human character is a bastard with no skills and no future who seduces a woman who teaches him about workplace discrimination. He gets drunk off wine multiple times. The protagonist is a rat who is a disappointment to his parent for wanting to follow his passion instead of getting a traditional job. Half the plot is spent conducting a DNA test to see who is legally entitled to own the restaurant the antagonist has turned into a frozen food brand. It's peppered with speeches about the meaning of life and following your heart in an unforgiving society. But a rat pilots a human like a mech so it's still marketable.

[zordonmlw7]

Always be thinking about the way world changing cataclysmic events affect the people not directly involved in fantasy stories.

[zordonmlw7]

Goals????????