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six-of-ravens · 2 years

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I'm torn on this cover bc on one hand it's the most realistic Caramon, but on the other he simply NEEDS to be an unrealistic brick shithouse of a man. he is a single braincell himbo pure of heart and dumb of ass and also he needs to be at least 1.5x as big as Raistlin and 15x healthier for any depiction to be accurate

#they are the thor and loki of this world. the coronabeth and ianthe exception corona is far smarter whoops #side note look at my minmaxed 0 wisdom 20 intelligence wizard. look at my fucking idiot blorbo #fucking. nearly killed himself 'escaping' from 'certain death' except the spell to do that has nearly killed him #and he's spending his presumed last hours as a living being reading library books. what a dork.#i want to punch him and then give him an inhaler #bc oh yeah he offended so many people that hes been Cursed with Ugly and Turbo Asthma and I See Dead People #all on the same day iirc #what a bastard. give me ten.

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