#the beasts

[onesacrificiallamb]

If nobody makes wallpapers for your favorites you gotta make wallpapers for your favorites Yknow what I mean

[sphericat]

rat mode

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[limbus-limousine]

SORRY I FORGOT TO POST BIRCLAIR 2 HERE. I WAS GOING THRU IT

[blobbycentral]

Ancient beasts CRK theory

In episode 2 of Beast Yeast, during Shadow Milk’s little plays he says that Dark Enchantress wishes to free the five beasts. To do this she says she’ll provide the five ancient beasts five cookie bodies. Though we have to take everything he says with salt, Pure Vanilla does say there is always some truth to it.

so five cookie bodies? Immediately you might think the ancient heroes bodies but Dark Enchantress never went to the kingdoms previously for the ancient cookies, she went for soul jam.

so what five cookies could she possibly sacrifice? I mean it’s not like she has five “loyal” cookies by her side.

Yeah I’m pretty sure Dark Enchantress Cookie is sacrificing the Cookies of Darkness. I have a bit of a theory of who should become who.

POMEGRANATE COOKIE < MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE

Pomegranate Cookie, through all the episodes, is shown to care only for Dark Enchantress Cookie. Little empathy for anyone except the darkness. Apathy, Mystic Flour Cookie’s element, is characterized as little emotion or empathy towards others.

RED VELVET COOKIE < SLIENT SALT COOKIE

Red Velvet, either then non-canon events, has almost never shown up with the rest of the Cookies of Darkness. He works silent in the shadows with little company. Slience, Salt Cookie’s element.

POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE < ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE

There is literally a joke in the fandom that this kid is high all the time. They can easily be seen as lazy or sloth, like Eternal Sugar’s element. Plus they seem pretty happy.

AFFOGATO COOKIE < SHADOW MILK COOKIE

Affogato Cookie is introduced gaslighting a village girl, lying about Caramel Arrow to banish her, and manipulating Dark Cacao as his right hand the entire time. If that doesn’t scream deceit I don’t know what does. Though I doubt he or Licorice would want to be involved with this dealing of cookies at all.

LICORICE COOKIE < BURNING SPICE COOKIE

I don’t exactly know where I could fit this silly guy. He doesn’t match any of the elements perfectly like the other characters. He is shown to take a liking to dark and destructive magic so I put him with the cookie of destruction but I can see him not being so.

[snail-noodle]

🗣 WE'RE GETTING THAT BEAST ANGST FELLAS

I am soooo ready for Mystic Flour Cookie 🤭💖 so glad they're the first one to come out!

I would have liked it to be shadow milk cookie but mystic flour cookie is pretty soooo no complaints here

Here's the link to the video!

[moviemosaics]

My picks for the best film performances of 2023

Petri Poikolainen as Jaako Järvinen—The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Clare Perkins as Cleve—Medusa Deluxe

Babetida Sadjo as Marie Cisse—Our Father, The Devil

Gael García Bernal as Saúl Armendáriz/Cassandro—Cassandro

Catalina Saavedra as Vero—Rotting in the Sun

Denis Ménochet as Antoine—The Beasts

Greta Lee as Nora Moon—Past Lives

Natalie Portman as Elizabeth Berry—May December

Kōji Yakusho as Hirayama—Perfect Days

Souleymane Sy Savane as Father Patrick—Our Father, The Devil

Emma Stone as Bella Baxter—Poor Things

Jeffrey Wright as Thelonious “Monk” Ellison—American Fiction

Rossy de Palma as Masilda—Carmen

Vivian Oparah as Yas—Rye Lane

Teo Yoo as Hae Sung—Past Lives

You can see my full list of 100 favorite performances of 2023 at this link!

[squidslugs-art]

i like insiders a normal amount. this is dallas theyre a loser. yes its legally a catboy no you legally cant mention it

[filmografie]

Favorite films watched in January 2024:

The Human Condition I: No Greater Love (1959), dir. Masaki Kobayashi

Israelism (2023), dir. Eric Axelman & Sam Eilertsen

The Beasts (2022), dir. Rodrigo Sorogoyen

It All Starts Today (1999), dir. Bertrand Tavernier

The Human Condition III: A Soldier's Prayer (1961), dir. Masaki Kobayashi

Harakiri (1962), dir. Maskat Kobayashi

This Sporting Life (1963), dir. Lindsay Anderson

[squidslugs]

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I FOUGHT WINSTON BYRD FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!

and what did i do to celebrate such an occassion? for the funny robot that blew up my life this past year?

oh... you know...normal things.

[cookierunconfessionblog]

Warning spoilers update.

It is me or I'm the only one who think devsis change their own cookie run kingdom lore history. Correct me if im wrong since my memory are a bit fuzzy hazzy blurry but.. didn't devsis say the ancient cookie are the first cookie to ever exist on earthbread long ago hefore new years and the whole fallen heroes/the beasts update teaser even came out. I'm sorry i don't want to spread misinformation but this is what I remember. So dont take it as canon feel free to correct me tho.

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[onesacrificiallamb]

I feel like eternal sugar is silent, in the tree, if they can talk to each other in there (I assume they can). If she ever does get up and speak everyone will probably scream at the fact she did, it’s probably jolting and jarring to her. she’ll probably just go straight back to bed to avoid it all.

Bonus Sugar sleeping through everything

[jeannemoreau]

- You never told us, why didn't you sign? You went on a thousand times with that nonsense that it's invasive, not eco-friendly, and God knows what else. Tell me from the heart, tell me honestly why you didn't sign. - I couldn't. - You could, with your hand. The one you jerk off with, but maybe you just didn't feel like signing. Tell my why you didn't sign. - Because this is my home. THE BEASTS • As bestas — 2022, dir. Rodrigo Sorogoyen

[filmap]

As bestas / The Beasts Rodrigo Sorogoyen. 2022

House Quintela 24521 León, Spain See in map

See in imdb

[blobbycentral]

Puppets of the Gods

(Aka that one AU where the Cookies of Darkness get possessed by the beasts)

Get ready, this’ll be a long one

The AU starts with Dark Enchantress and main group of the Cookies of Darkness (Pomegranate, Poison Mushroom, Licorice, Red Velvet, and Affogato) heading to the great tree for an audience with the beasts. In this audience, the beasts demand cookie bodies like they do in game. Dark Enchantress though, instead of making new cookie bodies from scratch, offers up her subordinates as vessels and the plot begins.

(Yes that is a paper bag on his head and no I will not answer why the paper bag is grey)

SILENT SALT COOKIE

Silent Salt and Burning Spice fought over who would get the guy with the massive sword and arm. Since Burning Spice was too busy arguing with Silent Salt, they ended up getting Red Velvet instead. He’s not a terrible body to host. Strong. Nice sword. Quiet. Though he could get over the cake monster things. Silent Salt is allowed to take out whatever they want.

RED VELVET COOKIE

As a loyal member of the Cookies of Darkness, he accepted the possession, practically welcomed it. Well… he did. I mean sure Silent Salt isn’t the worse to be possessed by. He’s seen Affogato’s and Licorice’s state. It’s just… so quiet. Too quiet. He’s locked in this mind space watching Silent Salt wreck his life’s work and hurt anything that comes in their way. Maybe if Dark Enchantress knew what was going on she would help… if only he could find a way out.

BURNING SPICE COOKIE

If Silent Salt wasn’t such a big fat paper bag, Burning Spice would’ve gotten Red Velvet. But noooo he had to get the other brat with a big scythe. Licorice Cookie or whatever his name is, he’s frail, bratty and won’t shut up or stop escaping. It sucksssssssss. At least he hates Mystic Flour’s vessel as much as Burning Spice hates Mystic Flour!

LICORICE COOKIE

Alright, maybe this makes Licorice Cookie not the most loyal Cookie of Darkness but he HATES BURNING SPICE! If he had his diary (which Burning Spice looked through btw) he would be scribbling so much the paper would be soaked in pen. Everyday he and him argue and argue about what to do. It’s not Licorice’s fault that this man doesn’t know a spell book from a piece of toilet paper! Ugh… he just needs to find a way out.

MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE

Pomegranate Cookie is loyal and quiet like a good pet. Her hair is annoying to deal with. They spent hours just trying to figure out how to take it out of those buns. Then there's her whole obsession on Dark Enchantress Cookie. Sinful and annoying. Does she not understand caring is a waste of energy? Alas

POMEGRANATE COOKIE

She knew of her master's grand plan since Dark Enchantress thought of it. She gave up herself as soon as Dark Enchantress gave out the order. She did everything Mystic Flour said just as Dark Enchantress had ordered her to do. She sat by and let Mystic Flour destroy her room, clothes, mirror— she’ll sit silently and let all happen. She can’t let her master down even if it destroys everything.

SHADOW MILK COOKIE

You know, he’d prefer Pure Vanilla. He’s more fun to toy around with! This dumb one is such a boreeee. Traumatize him once and he’s all like “I’m emo and sad and stay quiet in the mind space” it ain’t t all bad. Having a body is just soooooo much fun! He gets to play with cookies for real now! The world will remember how fun he was ;D

AFFOGATO COOKIE

When Dark Enchantress Cookie offered up the Cookies of Darkness, Affogato Cookie ran. He was barely a member anyways! He shouldn’t have to be puppeted like a worthless… well.. puppet. It doesn’t matter anymore. Shadow Milk knows everything and just how to screw with his head. He hates it. Makes him want to go back to the hell of the Dark Cacao kingdom.

ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE

She wanted the pretty girl to be her vessel! Not some kid! Sure she was a little slow on pickings but still! They just sleep around and asks for bedtime stories and shroomies. What the actual oven is a shroomie anyways??

POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE

The pink lady is pretty. She reads them stories and snuggles them in her wings. It’d only be better if she had shroomies

And that’s all! If you have any questions feel free to ask! Thanks for reading!

[lunasquidd]

"Banter"

MORE OF THE CREATURE AU RAHHHH

Imagine not having enough wing strength to carry your friend (who can literally glide if he wanted to btw), skill issue imo. /j

The sneo does not much care for giving rides, especially for free. The Jevil does not give a shit and demands free rides anyways.

[lovvelorrn]

just saw this and i’m HOWLING