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Being Thingol like. You’re an enigmatic tall guy with cool hair and a kingship. Then you hear of this other guy with cooler hair who’s so badass he gave his kingship away (bastard) and then insulted your kingship (bastard) and when you finally meet him it turns out he’s almost as tall as you?? Bastard???
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It’s just that Fingon’s like that stereotypical son who calls his mum and walks old ladies across the street, mows the lawn for his neighbours, brings home nice, pretty girls who want to be kindergarten teachers or something and is really passionate about some niche compassionate topic like children in poverty’s access to multiple sclerosis treatment and who everyone says is ‘such a nice boy’ but then he goes and dates the eldest kid of Mr. Stay Away From My Boys, Son, a flaming ginger who most people haven’t heard speak. And this is hilarious.
#Aredhel was too wayward and Turgon was too autistic and argon was too impetuous but fingon was all golden boy so this blew everyone’s minds#Imagine feanor being so opposed until he realises everyone else thinks Maedhros isn’t good enough for finno and then pushing it so hard#Ugh anywa I’m just ranting#But the way they fit into the Torino social structure is important to me#Because Fingolfin’s family was#like#for the people#And feanor was this aloof untouchable presence who wasn’t there half the time#Also his sons are intimidating and scarily pale#Except for the one who always blushes? Anyway#The fanfiction thoughts are circling again time for a fic about russingon set from literally everyone’s perspective but theirs#God Alexis stop tagging#silm#silmarillion#the silmarillion#the silm fandom#silm fandom#the silm#tolkien#silm shitpost#maedhros#fingon#Russingon#silm veryshitpost#maitimo#maitimo nelyafinwe#findekano#Russandol#Tw rant
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Tom Bombadil is two Peredhil in a trenchcoat elured and elurin mystery solved
#Silm shitpost#Silm veryshitpost#Elured#elurin#elured and elurin#tom bombadil#tom bombadil headcanon#Silm headcanons#lotr headcanons#silm hc#the silm fandom#silmarillion#the silm#silm#the silmarillion#silm fandom#tolkien#jrr tolkien#tolkien legendarium
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