#sir goobert

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[ourdykeofsorrows]

[flapjacked69]

sir goobert

breed: polar bear

coat: white

sex: unknown

rarity: fairly rare, only shows up a few times a day

occupation: goobing

appearance: white, said to look like a tunnocks snowball from above

personality: silly

[familiarology]

goobert what are your pronouns. do i sir or ma’am you.

oh do i sir or ma’am this blog. just for confirmation.

literally goobert what are your pronouns. please

uhh i don't actually mind if you call me sir or ma'am. despite being a cis woman. actually being called sir sounds nice. ...not sure why...

[sillylittlecatthing]

this is sir goobert

and this is sir goobert jr

the explanation for sir goobert jr is that sir goobert married a rainbow cat and this absolute disaster came out of it, and they were based off of these two plushies i have

[booniesoil]

INTRO POST: A Lot of Psychonauts.

Psychonauts Content Navigation:

Psychonauts : #cycle nauts , and I tag any individual psychonauts characters you can search up, I post art, talk, theories, opinions, analyses ETC on this tag out of everything PLEASE check this tag out,

CRITTERNAUTS : #critternauts , the psychonauts characters as animals!

I also have a tag for psychonauts related deams because I like my dreams, the tag is #psychonauts dream

I tag psychonauts 2 spoilers with #psychonauts 2 spoilers

non obvious or variable character tags: #cassie o'pia , #otto mentallis , #harold psychonaut , #sasher mein (if you want to see if I've drawn a different psychonauts character, you can try searching them as their name is spelled normally)

Big psychonauts speculation / theory / major art post NAV:

(! most of these are tagged with psychonauts 2 spoilers)

Truman Zanotto character analysis ( + big artwork)

Psychonauts 2 music theory

Compton personality theory (+ small doodle) (please check this one out)

Actually, Otto Mentallis IS psychic

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Major / current intrests:

#papon -> Patapon

#cycle nauts -> psychonauts

#dead head fred -> DEAD HEAD FRED <3

#medievil OR #medievil ressurection -> Medievilll! I don't know whether I will commit to misspelling ressurection since I've already started.

Other interests I may post about and their tags :

psychonauts -> #cycle nauts

herit caft. -> #hermitcraft (My favourite crafters are Cub and Bdubs)

industrial music -> #industrial

Patapon -> #papon (I usually also tag the character)

SIMS. SIMSSSS. -> #sims , #the sims 1 / 2 / 3 / 2 psp (especially sims 2, sims 3, and the sims 2 psp)

JERMA. -> #jerma

Inscryption -> #inscryption (LESHY FTW. And Grimora and Magnificus and the angler and goobert)

Rusty Lake -> #rusty lake (I like Nicholas Eilander IDC. and Frank and William and Bob and Dale :-) and ok Albert is growing on me so as Rose)

psp games in general (I sometimes put these under meiself)

adventure time -> #adventure time (Favs are. TAKE A GUESS. It's lemongrab, Ice king, and Peppermint butler &lt;3 And Jake and Finn and Death)

Jak and Daxter -> #Jak and Daxter It's an interest but I don't post about them much

MediEvil -> Medievil. I love Sir Daniel Fortesque

Other major post navigation:

Deer in Rusty Lake and their meaning theory -> (TLDR: I think deer represent trying to reach enlightenment in Rusty Lake)

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Goobert for the ask meme?

Goobert, my slimy friend~

Goobert

[First impression] I'm fairly certain my entire thought process went like this: Oh- Why is this guy just called 'Failure?' What did he do? He's in constant pain and now I feel super bad. I'll help you, new squishy friend. Thank you for giving me advice!

[Impression now] I love the goopy boi. He needs all the hugs and a good pain-dampening spell. Just let me straighten his jaunty wizard hat and call him a good artist, please. ... And give him a peck on the cheek and hope we both don't melt out of nerves.

[Favorite moment] Definitely when you find him in his little goopy pocket dimension and he immediately is like, 'Why are you here? Wait, look at this painting; I hope you like it.' And if you keep looking at it, it lifts his spirits enough to actually show Magnificus. Love and praise for slime mage!

[Idea for a story] It's less a story idea and more wishful thinking, but that doesn't mean I'm not thinking of writing it! I love the idea of setting up massive lengths of hamster tubing to run through the mage tower/any building really so that Goobert can get around with minimal discomfort. It has exits all over, don't worry! Magnificus standing disapprovingly as I use a hole saw in the corners of every room and I'm just like, "If you'd just relieve his pain, I wouldn't be tearing holes in your crap. Choose your poison, sir."

[Unpopular opinion] I'm really not sure of one, but the one I can think of is that... Goobert could be well aware of Magnificus' cruel intentions and doesn't really expect that the wizard will change his mind on their finals (read: punishments.) Goobert might be trying to convince himself that if he's just positive and holds out hope, that it'll make the thought of an end to all of the bad things a little sweeter... Even if it never comes. (Oh god, I just made myself sad. This unpopular opinion is unpopular even with me.)

[Favorite relationship] I'd say Goobert and his fellow mage pupils, but they really don't show them interacting in the game. I want to believe that Lonely Wizard carries with him both Goobert in his bottle and Pike Mage so that they can get to experience the world with him. As for shown relationships, it's gotta be with the Challenger. The more you interact with him as a player, the more positive he turns out! I guess Luke and Goobert are besties now because of me, lol.

[Favorite headcanon] Magnificus, after being humbled for all those years as the Stunted Wolf and having experienced the discomfort of being a card, decides to ease up on his students. Decrease Goobert's pain (if not change him back entirely) and give Pike Mage her body back. All of the students gather as a group to celebrate their newfound freedoms.

This was fun! Thank you for the ask, friend!

[hannibalfan15]

We’re Getting A Cat, And I Can’t Decide On A Name

Croquembouche

Sir Wiggles

Caramel Machiatto

Legend

Cumulus

Beryllium

Walmart

Bestbuy

Trader Joe’s

Bringer

Spong

Bug

Bug Hunter

Mrs. Kitty

Goobert

Mr Stinky

Homie Junior

Sir Benedict Von Archiduke

Tommy Coolatta

Gordon Freeman

Barney

Gman

Dr Bubby

Dr Coomer

Darnold

Benrey

John Wick

[emile-hides]

I had a dream last night where I went full Kaycee’s mod on Inscryption and made my own Emile’s Mod which was nothing special like it wasn’t harder or anything cool like that, I just made it so the game literally never ends.

You never reach the Leshy boss fight you just keep going and each map is randomly rolled and you could even get the same map twice in a row and Leshy was always really upset when that happened and try to cover it with “You... Decided it best to back track, there may be something useful along the path you did not choose” and he’d mumble about how much he hates randomly generated pathing.

The longer you played the less likely new card spaces would generate and when you reached a 30 deck hand they’d stop appearing entirely until you cut down your deck by at least 10 cards so your average deck would be around 20 cards. I think it was originally 50 but that many cards would slow down the game so I patched it.

I remember adding a patch that added the Kaycee’s Mod exclusive cards, items, and the Goobert space, and Leshy got on my case for stealing from Kaycee so I had to add my own card as well, so I added the Bleeding Heart (Luzon, the bird), which while in play made all cards cost 1 less blood unless they already costed one blood. Turns out that card literally broke the game as trying to sacrifice a two blood cost card for it would cause the game to loop the sacrifice animation and eventually crash, wiping your current run. I thought that was funny so I kept it in and programed Leshy to warn people about it.

Eventually my mod got popular enough that Daniel Mullens emailed me to offer me a job and I remember responding to him, “I’ll be honest with you, sir, I made this mod because I love Leshy. I love him a lot. I made this so I could play with him forever.” and he responded with, “Then you’re the same as Kaycee” and I lost my fucking my and woke up to put the email on Tumblr just to realize it was a dream.

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Sir Goobert

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Sir Goobert

He likes strawberries and sometimes he pretends to be a hero on a noble quest

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Some doodles

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Bracket

I tried my best (with my limited knowledge of popularity) to make it as equal as I could....

Round 1 side A:

Rimuru (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime) vs Goobleck (Just Roll with it)

Gooey (Kirby) vs Stardew Slimes

SCP-999 vs Smooze (My Little Pony)

Goobert (Inscryption) vs Melting Love + Slime Creatures (Lobotomy Corporation)

Quantum Slime (Slime Rancher) vs Residue (Flight Rising)

Slime Laboratory slime vs Carrion monster (Carrion)

Ditto (Pokemon) vs Magma slimes (Minecraft)

Minecraft slimes vs Terraria slimes

Round 1 side B:

Chu-Chus (Legend of Zelda) vs Gelatinous Cube (Dungeons and Dragons)

Slorm (Miitopia) vs Dragon Quest slimes

Slimer (Ghost Busters) vs B.O.B. (Monsters vs Aliens)

Slime Princess/Slime people (Adventure Time) vs Moldsmal (Undertale)

Puddle slime (Slime Rancher) vs Dendro slimes (Genshin Impact)

Slime mold (IRL) vs The Blob (both 1958 and 1988 movies)

Sir Goobert (My slime) vs Cris Tales slimes

Porings (Ragnarok Online) vs Sui (Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill)

If you think a slime should've been here and wasn't there's 3 options:

1. They didn't actually meet the qualifications

2. They didn't get submitted as much as you thought

3. I simply just chose a different slime (this is if they were only submitted once)

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Round 3 Ready! :D

Round 3 side A:

Stardew Slimes vs Goobert (Inscryption)

Quantum Slime (Slime Rancher) vs Ditto (Pokemon)

Round 3 side B:

Dragon Quest slimes vs Moldsmal (Undertale)

Puddle slime (Slime Rancher) vs Sir Goobert (My slime) and Sui (Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill)

Previous charts!