#sjkdjhskjd kicking my feet

[dustofthedailylife]

I cackle sometimes thinking of Alhaitham x Akasha hacker!s/o. S/o, the disillusioned Kshahrewar scholar who rebels by using their tech/programming knowledge to disseminate classified documents and satire: "6 DARSHANS CREATED GOD FROM AN EMO CYBORG DOLL!!!" "100% RAEL: CHEST GEM proof of reincarnated KING DESHRET" And Alhaitham, the Scribe who has to deal with all this chaos, not realizing the very person responsible is that cutie who talks physics w/him at Puspa Cafe

(not a request – just a headcanon i thought would b funny xD)

skjdkshuh, nonnie! I love your brain for this. This would be so funny, pls!

"emo cyborg doll", I'm deceased 💀

Imagine someone barging into Alhaitham's office, telling him of the chaos and he goes through the akasha profiles of people to see what is going on.

Maybe Alhaitham checks Kaveh's profile first only to see "the peskiest roommate™" as an entry and he is almost inclined to not fix that specific "mistake".

In the entire scientific database, the sources have been replaced by "Source: Trust me, bro!"

Maybe he tries to fight against the influx of fake knowledge all day, annoyed that whenever he has cleaned out one registry another one has been manipulated by the hacker again.

Frustrated he stops for the day, especially since he has agreed to meet up with you, and maybe you'd be able to distract him a bit from today's chaos. But little does he know you were the cause of it.

He tells you of it and you feign innocence, maybe even feel bad that he is the one who has to deal with it alone but deep down you can't help but mischievously smile. Especially since you replaced one line on his akasha profile. What used to be "Scribe" now says "sexiest man alive" and you wonder how long it takes him to find that.