#skeletalk

[skelepen]

Brazilians, Portuguese speakers, and anyone who knows a lot about Tazercraft: When did the leg eating happen? I don't know Portuguese well enough to watch Fuga Impossivel, but I haven't found any reference to the scene where Cell eats Pac's leg while Felps watches in the wiki or summaries.

Was this recently added on or canonized? Any help would be much appreciated. It's for citation purposes for my paper.

[skeletood]

if i were a zonbie would u guys still like me

[moreeels]

peppino fucking hates pedophiles and he hopes they all choke

[skeletalk-art]

Dagoth ur.

[who-is-table-mcgregor]

to the tune of ‘dragula’

sternum ‘tween the ribs

right above the hips

jointing with the legs

where the femur lives

two major bones in your shoulder

on the top is the clavicle

on your back is the scapula

two major bones in your shoulder

on the top is the clavicle

on your back is the scapula

patella is the knee

fingers, phalanges

atlas holds your skull

mandible holds your teeth

(chorus)

[flingysmingy]

made grilled cheese cause of prev reblog

[thinking-about-skelegays]

GUYS. Guys.

[suiish-art]

I tried a lineless style and drew one of my own OCs

A Step Angel designed by SushiGoddess and Skeletalk. 

Her horns are wonky and it annoys me that i only noticed very late in the process >:C I could take time to edit it but honestly i felt a bit burnt out after working on this in 3 sittings over the weekend, I think i learned a bit though c: thats always good!

[skelletang]

ur art in the [s] collide reanimated was so fucking good.

i had no idea my anons were open djhdsjhg

but hey, i’m really glad you like it though! a lot of time and hard work went into making it.

[skelem4n]

hmmm headcanon time :) this is assuming they all live in the same house post-black mesa

- coomer likes to clean and does that thing that happens in all superhero movies where he'll just lift up the couch with one hand to hoover under it

- tommy has a bunk bed and its HUGE and also has a slide on it. hes as tall as the slide though so when he goes down it he just stands up basically

- darnold puts his potions in a personal cabinet to avoid incidents but sometimes he just. puts them in the fridge. it goes about as well as youd expect

-darnold and gordon have teamed up to make a "who will cause the most personal property damage this week" whiteboard for everyone and whoever gets the most has to pay for it by the end of the week

- coomer keeps mentioning a basement that. doesnt exist in the house. but he talks about it all the time

- bubby doesnt use the microwave they just sit there with whatever they want to heat up in their hands for like 20 seconds

- cont. bubby fucks with gordon by holding his things and putting them back. "why is my phone boiling" *snickering

- sunkist has a doggy door but it is just a regular door next to the front door with "vip" written above it

- benrey has a side room off of their bedroom (never a good thing to have)

- gordon is velma dinkley levels of losing his glasses and everyone makes fun of him for it

- sidenote adhd projecting headcanon but gordon also forgets to eat a lot so coomer and bubby just make food together and call everyone down when its ready

- they have a fuckin ROCKIN living room and everyone has their spots on the seats

- you bet your bottom dollar they have a games hall. pinball? check. arcade games? check. alien gamer who sits in the corner of the dark room with only the screen light on? check.

- field trip to the mall no. 57, coomer got stuck in a clothes rack again

[gh0stram]

all singlets wh0 use the term headspace are immediately banned f0rever

[skelepen]

your reblog about sapphic being seen as innocent omg YOURE SO RIGHT let women be dina ne about each other. let them be crazy and unhinged. bagina isn’t about two cute girls it’s about a tired and sassy detective who keeps seeing her ideals be shut down and a demon with self hatred and anger and jealousy issues who also happen to be a bad bitch.

YES! BOTH OF THEM HAVE ISSUES! They're multi-faceted! Their flaws often get in the way, especially when it comes to parenting Empanada, which is a dynamic that's rarely explored by other creators! To boil down their relationship to the "innocent sapphics" trope flattens out their relationship so bad and is truly a disservice

Also to suggest either them are innocent in action or in their relationship is bananas. Everyone was talking abt how Tina is easily jealous, which is true but also let's not forget that Bagi has also been open abt finding Tina hot (i.e. the amount of times Bagi checked Tina out with a spyglass when she was in her Christmas outfit)

The QSMP, in my opinion, does a great job with taking queer relationships seriously, and that includes all the flaws that come with them!

TLDR: LET SAPPHIC RELATIONSHIPS STAY INTERESTING!!!!

[skeletood]

i sure hope people appreciate the fuckin stand up and essays i put in the tags of ppl's posts. like i work hard on those. do u know the strain of taking 15 seconds to type up tags. no you don't

[moreeels]

love em or hate em i think its fair to say that the euphoric bros are actually pretty good at imagery/symbolism if you really want to stretch. particularly christian imagery??

the main scientist behind the mascots being called adam. bittergiggle (a trickster archetype) posing as a snake when we first meet them. i believe an apple tree is a highlighted prop at least once?? banban having a light above him thats reminiscent of a halo in that banbanniversary post. Like there are themes here.

[skeletalk-art]

Kireth Telvanni, born of fire. Mephala’s disciple.

[skeleren]

CALLOUT POST FOR CRYFIE

-walked outside onto the street and didn’t pick up a can of cokin cola that was by the sewer grate. hate the earth maybe?

-dating someone problematic but epic and cool as hell

-we were playing minecraft one time and they kept breaking all the torches while yelling about fire, and then started yelling about it being dark, creating an endless cycle

-attacked me

-lied about giving characters full names

-went out during the full moon, turned into a wolf, and ran into the woods, all instead of buying milk :/

-draws art, which we all know, is the devil’s passion

-i’ve seen them reblog at least one video game. gamer maybe? that’s problematic

-said đụ má (do ma)

-has a bird. their bird fucking sucks. you raised your son wrong. bad parent

-one time i closed my eyes and dreamed about them jaywalking so i think the only acceptable punishment is to put them in one of those things where they put the village fools and throws tomatoes at them

-Art major >:(

-was the imposter in among us

-has done some uhhh pretty yikes ummmmm things yeah :\

-its 4am and im too tired to think

@cryfie what do you have to say for your crimes?