#tazercraft

[sillygh0st]

I hope that this can make people laugh a little bit <3

[isa-ghost]

Hey QSMPblr, even if you've moved on to another fandom, can you spare a second to read this?

March 3rd is coming up soon, and that will mark one year since the news broke about Q Studios being infested with malicious, selfish, terrible people that ultimately tore apart the thing that brought us all together.

But if you remember, that day was also QSMPblr Language Day.

Where we spoke to each other in our first/native/preferred language regardless of barriers all day. And it was the sweetest, most fun thing I watched the community do.

Can we... Can we do that again? But this time, the joy and fun aren't crushed indefinitely by community-shattering news? Same day, March 3rd, all day.

We post, send each other asks, reminisce about our fond memories of the server and community.

Share slang, phrases, linguistics fun facts, make ask games and send each other asks in general, write and/or share fics/headcanons/character analyses/etc in our languages. Whatever your heart desires!

This can only really happen if enough people know about it though!

If you could please reblog this post, and spread the word everywhere you have QSMP friends, even tag people in this post if you like!

And share the post on other platforms if you want, too! Other social medias are more than welcome to try this again with us!

I'd also appreciate anyone who reblogs this and translates it in their language!

Let's try this again, but this time nothing goes wrong. Let's do it in memory of the cool, diverse, expansive community we had, and the amazing server we loved so much.

[vilevampirez]

reunited !!

eng translation below

R: You come back now that I'm 17 years old and became emo

M: ...

M: Finally I have an emo child !!

[iridescentpull]

Hi this is my new roman empire

[bitcell]

a few tips about favela5/brazilian culture if you want as reference to write fics

forever and mike have very strong accents, but forever's carioca accent tends to make him drag the words or extend consonants or add almost a hiss (categorized by the dragged -s) sound at the end of a word, while mike has a very strong center-west accent, meaning that his -r is very accentuated

pac and cellbit are from the south of brazil

although cellbit is from rio grande do sul, he doesn't have a southern accent, instead he has a paulista (from são paulo) accent, which is considered very neutral

brazilians tend to be very touchy, so if this is something u want to work with and showcase as a cultural difference, go crazy.

brazilians love to hug/touch and kiss people on the cheek to greet them.

black coffee. none of that iced vanilla late americanized shit. if you want to talk about their coffee habits, it's almost always going to be no sugar or milk and hot.

brazilians can understand almost everything in spanish, esp mexican spanish. the same doesn't apply to spanish speakers because portuguese has phonemes that don't exist in spanish. so like how cellbit said once, he can understand 90% of everything that roier says, while roier said he can understand 20%

a few extra facts about ccs!favela5

cellbit, mike and pac lived together for a few years

pac and mike lived in canada together (their vlogs there are super nice, idk if they have subtitles tho D:)

pac and mike are the equivalent of captain sparkles to the brazilian mc community

felps and cellbit have been best friends for around 12 years

[crypticf1sh]

sluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp

[miauta]

Gay & Feliz Navidad!

A lovely celebration in Cellbit's castle~

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

now thats just rude

[pikafaawork]

monton de los sketch y garabatos que me nacieron del ultimo capitulo de la novela de cubito "la ultima cena" lol ahora si puedo continuar con lo otro que estaba haciendo jajaja😄

[oceanwaves-mp3]

pac e mike wowow!!!

[pixiecaps]

Mike: He wanted a haircut from the 50s so I made him Señor Barriga-

Cellbit: YOU TURNED HIM INTO AN OLD MAN OF 50 YEARS OF AGE.

Roier: Yes, yes, I was born in the 50s.

(Cellbit laughs.)

Mike: Drunk. A old drunk man.

(Cellbit keeps laughing.)

Roier: Why the laughter? Why the laughter?

Cellbit: Because you look so beautiful I can’t stop myself from smiling.

Roier: Of course, you can’t smiling! Super handsome.

Cellbit: You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful.

(Cellbit goes up to Mike and lowers his voice.)

Cellbit: Mike, what the fuck did you do to my husband.

Mike: He’s the one who wanted it.

Cellbit: (Turns back to Roier) What happened to your voice? Did your microphone age 50 years as well?

(Mike laughs.)

Roier: Yes, yes, yes, yes, it also did.

-

Mike: Cellbit, if you liked his hair you need to see the waxing I did on him-

Cellbit: WHAT?!

(Pac and Mike laugh.)

Roier: Brazilian, brazilian! Yes!!

Cellbit: You watched that YouTube tutorial?

Mike: (Laughing) Yes.

Roier: Cellbit, Cellbit, Mike is an ass professional-

Cellbit: WHAT??!

Roier: -He studied four years in school.

(Mike runs away laughing.)

Cellbit: EY! YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHING MY HUSBAND’S ASS?!

Mike: No, no, it’s cause I told him I studied in school.

Cellbit: IN ASS SCHOOL????

(Roier laughs.)

Cellbit: What do you mean ass school, dude? You did ass school? You escaped from Alcatraz to go study ass?

Mike: I had to do something, right? Why do you think I was missing for so long?

[lutraviolet]

man suffers separation anxiety so badly he dresses up his dogs to look like his minecraft boyfriend and his bff (very sad)

[nightonight]

Alone again

[vilevampirez]

happy mikethelink day !! I drew my design for his cubito

[graysbullshit]

small thread of details that non-portuguese speakers might not have noticed about the portuguese streamers (and their cubitos):

q!forever is way louder than cc!forever, for two reasons: he speaks louder instinctively to make people understand him and his audio is fucked lol;

cc!cellbit is very expressive, despite having a very calm voice. It makes it seem like q!cellbit is calm and collected, but then you watch his stream and he is just 😱😭😤🙈🤯

felps is just like that. he aint acting thats just him being his usual self,

q!cellbit seems to believe q!felps wholeheartedly, because cc!cellbit just plays Yes, And with any crazy thing that comes out of felps' mouth,

tazercraft have this bit in which pac will mimic mike's accent and mike will respond by making it even thicker,

you might have heard from cellbit's chat that they are scared of him, that's because he lectures the chat when they fuck up and he has none of that "oh, i need to be extra-nice to my audience because the costumer is always right" attitude. on the contrary, he is very much the embodyment of "if you don't like it don't watch." It sorta freaked me out that he apologized for the jokes they were making with Jesse, because I was sure he was gonna tell people to fuck off,

cellbit once got kicked out of a convention because there was too many of his fans,

[barbopng]

FELIZ DIA DOS PAIS!!!

(Today is father's day in Brazil)