#skippythekangaroo

[grandemagnifico]

Jane Crocker - Rose

Roxy Lalonde - Loren

Dirk Strider - Richard

Jake English - Johnny

Dave Strider - Dave

Dave didn't have any of his friends to play with.

(NHstuck, June 2012)

[mechanicalspiral]

Loren said she would eat human babies if they were eggs

[lichfucker]

wait i thought the alphabet had 25 letters what am i missing here

... it has 26 you dumbass

oh god I'm actually crying

that's how hard I'm laughing right now

[missvivianfox]

And now for a PSA about Archie's Beard:

He has informed us that he has been carrying it around with him so that he doesn't have to part with it until the end of the giveaway 8P

[angrymunchkin]

i'm calling out of work saturday and sunday to roll with my bitches nicole and loren 

what should i say i'm sick with?

[littlekathleen]

DEAR GOD WHY

[bratwurst-trousers]

o m g I love you because Superjail. the end. u wu

Did you know

That

At one point

I cosplayed Alice 

[mechanicalspiral]

Who is this? Could it be? Yes, its tumble user skippythekangaroo <3<

[angrymunchkin]

I just hit affectionate tipsy I just told my roommate that I want will smith to enter me and she can't stop laughing I guess I shouldn't tell her about vagina cat will smith

[nicolesoul]

The other day I looked in the mirror and realized I was wearing all red, white, and blue and I was like 'America!' and turned into an eagle and flew away.

Loren

[mechanicalspiral]

Loren made a grave mistake...

she told me her palms were sweaty. So obviously I had to ask if her knees were weak, if her arms were heavy, and if there was in fact vomit on her sweater already moms spaghetti. This turned into us slow rapping the rest of that verse.

[softieghost]

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before you say i am stoling your heart let me explain you a thing

ooh mr. loren ooh