Odd idea, but team dragonborn's overwatch mains?
Ldb: decide that for yourself(default to top 500 because protag)
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Kaidan: Rein AND Brig, would mostly play fill, super non-toxic until someone says something to LDB, ends up in all women parties and its confused how he got there, only gets on mic to tell toxic people to shut up, Silver 1
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Inigo: Hanzo and Ana, hes super non toxic, dances in spawn and on point, sings on mic, plat DPs, bronze support
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Lucien: He mains Mercy and Baptiste, crys after every match thats toxic, is plat 1, but is worse than everyone else
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Xelzaz: Dps Moira, doesn't switch, very toxic, says hes carrying but he wont fucking heal, does actually get the job done, Diamond 5
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Rumarin: Mains Sigma(cause his feet are out), hammond(because balls)and D.va(because hes a self proclaimed gamer girl), but refuses to actually tank, trolls a lot, really good at the game, but refuses to play well, Top 500
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Nebarra: Reaper main, hes got hundreds of shitty plays where he just ults saved, super toxic to everyone but his supports, talks mad shit, Plat 1
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Serana: Literally god teir, plays all characters, top 500, winrate of 70% on every hero Top 500, might be in a pro team
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Remiel: Torb/Sym main, has a custom Aimbot she coded herself, actual dogwater, talks mad shit, is usually right, Bronze 5
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Lucifer: Genji Main, constantly talks about how everyone is too toxic and its just a game, but hes 10× worse, always tilted, Silver 2
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Sofia: Pocket mercy main, says slurs on mic, refuses to heal anyone but whos shes pocketing, secretly actually mains Lucio, Bronze 3
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Caryalind: Mercy Main, Gold 1, flirts in general chat, unproblematic king
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Khash: Junkrat Main, TALKS MAD SHIT, is a squeeker for the two hit combo, Diamond 5
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Miraak: Moira main, Prides himself on how he can do both healing and dps, but only does dps, bronze 5
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M'rissi: Soldier main, Ults then says its a skill issue, always on mic, silver 3
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Nanak: Sym and Zen main, tries to talk philosophy and history in chat, very good at multi-tasking Silver 1
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Auri: Zarya Main, flirts with all women she sees, and sometimes the men, but mostly the women, goes out of her ways to bubble ONLY the women on her team, doesnt play ranked,
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S'ariq: Sombra/Genji main, but hes actually really good, you will never see him, but hes got a 45 killstreak, Top 500, may or may not be on the pro team with Serana
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Bikhai: doesn't really have a main, plays whatever hes asked to, hes pretty good at tanks though, never uses mic, doesn't play ranked
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Hoth: Reaper main, usually high when playing, never on mic, most people think hes racist, but he really ain't
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Bishop: Soldier Main, wont play unless mercy is pocketing, constantly raging, super edgy, xXxLoneWolfxXx, always on mic, you can constantly hear his dog barking, pisses people off because he actually pops off when he gets his pocket mercy, Plat1
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Thogra: Zarya Main, doesnt talk alot, minds her damn business, doesnt play ranked
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Telmiltarion: his computer can't run overwatch so he plays stardew valley instead, is in the groupchat when everyone plays though
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How the fuck do I even caption this?
1) Pillar Men Theme plays faintly in the background.
2) When you are just level one with the default skin and your 3 friends with their level 50 accounts and sexy skins help you grind with them.
3) That one picture of the young woman on a couch with three or more black men towering over her, but Kaidan is the young woman and the other 3 followers are the ones towering.
4) The Chads braving the dangers and cold climate of Skyrim in the nude vs the Virgin fully armored beefcake.
5) “My 3 girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.”
6) I let ya’ll know Inigo and Styx are, like... off screen, looking at this scene and, probably, facepalming. At least Inigo is facepalming I think given how he decided to wear a sensible armor, Styx is probably just chasing her tail.
7) The way Aidan and Lucien are bickering along our trips BTW? Yeah, those two need to bang. Aidan x The Dragonborn? Nah, that’s old now, Jock Aidan x Nerd Lucien Enemies to Friends to Lovers? That’s where the real gold lies.
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