#slaem x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Perfection Personifed

Jaune: Coco...

Coco: Need something handsome?

Jaune: I both thank you for the godly work of creating perfection personified upon this wretched world, but for this I must also damn you to a thousand burning infernos of hell for the damage it has wrought across my body...

Coco: ...

Coco: The hell are you talking about?

Jaune: Look towards my glorious girlfriend, Salem if you will.

Coco: Damn, I am good! I gave her the simplest of clothes top try on, and she looks divine in them! Ahh~! We need to go clothe shopping again!

Jaune: That is the perfection personified.

Coco: Ahh, okay. So what's the, damn you to hell bit then?

Jaune: Put your 'bi glasses' on if you will.

Coco: Okay.

Coco: ...

Coco: MmmmmH~! Hello, Mommy~!

Jaune: My pelvis thanks you, and damns you for this...

Coco: How often have you two been going at it then?

Jaune: Well... if she's not pregnant by now, I'm doing something wrong...

Coco: Wow...

Jaune: Yeah...

Coco: ...

Coco: Do you still want me to get her that bunnysuit, or...?!

Jaune: FUCK YES!

Coco: Nice.