#slash half joke

[yarnacle]

shayne literalyl could not be more babygirl you have a tote bag you bring to work

[thesaddestjoysandthesmallestlies]

Any lesbians want my soda tabs before my father makes me get rid of them? </3

[pineconnie]

pretending i’m the eldest daughter in an old money-rich academic family going to an ivy league university where everyone is praying on my downfall so i can finish my assignments

[gloves-and-steeringwheel]

sainz why are u still quietly begging to have leclerc let u go first. if u think u’d do better just overtake. what’s Ferrari gonna do? re-kick you out?

[disastrousfeline]

"find relief. the end comes swiftly for you" reads like a death threat

[brainrot-stitch]

noo daydreams aha don't drag me away noooo

[engekitty]

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

making suicide jokes about stupid shit around my younger sister so she knows suicide is only something you joke about and you never actually do it

[thesaddestjoysandthesmallestlies]

Oh btw if you don’t follow me back on Spotify I will be cutting you out of my life and crying for twenty-three hours straight, lol.

[queered-into-oblivion]

the smallest coffee in the world was 660¥ this is extortion

[loganspuppyboy]

i will kill u sabretooth i don’t even care bro square up

[rainydrops]

lifes getting hard which means its time to start posting on here again !!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[purplequay]

everyone shut up this is the only thing i will be posting about now

[vanivanvanilla]

support ended for team awesome support tripled for three hearts trio

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

im throwing my two cents into thevunion convo. I think Kevin would turn into a giant centipede and kill everyone if they tried. See, this happened at least twice during the construction of the Mudstone Abyss.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[jupitereatscrayons]

🐭 but only because im scared one day youre going to murder me for spam reblogging your "men" posts

no ekinox its fine. men men are attractive i would never murder you over that