#slug.goop

[mrslugdemon]

So that's why pot of greed was banned. He was giving hungry eyes at duelists

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I edited it to make it even worse. (Source of original edit before adding in Dirk)

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Me after work:

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10 reasons to be mad: We don't have this and why

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Me high as fuck looking down at my chest be like

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All I gotta say is if your guy has a Yugioh Duel Disc there is no maybe on the offer to makeout smash

That mfer has a Duel Disc, it's nerd equivalent to owning a fucking yacht

Look on Amazon you'll see why I say this

(Granted it's cheaper than a yacht, my point stands that mfer has a duel disc)

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Peter Piper picked a ---

(Loud booming exhale of exclaim: I'M PICKLE RICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK)

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Remember Animal Crossing Residents..

To mug your rocks of their money every day!

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If you ever want to test how cold it is outside, piss in the air. If it freezes midair, it's cold as fuck outside. In which I would say, "What the fuck are you doing- Get back inside."

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Tumblr be like

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Is "Buying a pack of smokes but hasn't returned dad" an option

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“Hey Patrick what am I?”

“Stupid?”

“No I’m Capitalism!”

“What’s the difference?”

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If you digest Nirnroot for alchemic studying purposes

Will you go NYEEEEEEEEEE all day

And will it feel like your stomach is vibrating

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How b b b b a a d d d can I be?

I'm just deleting my internet historyyyy

[mrslugdemon]

This works extremely well for Dead By Daylight ships. The captive survivor learning how to kill to please the killer to survive. Survivor finally getting excited that he doesn't suck at it anymore and asks to kill literally anyone they come across while the killer is like, "No. If we killed everyone we saw that'd be too much attention. Chill out there newbie."

LMAO

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[mrslugdemon]

Probably my worst original meme content edit yet.... LMAO