Blarg: *as a rat* I am here to eat garbage and get hit by a car.
SMii7y: I'm gonna fucking kill you. You fucking little shit. *shoots Blarg*
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SMii7y: Is that a stork? No way!
Blarg: I am a Peli-can. *dies* Okay, I was a Peli-can!
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Puffer: SMii7y, catch me. *falls off the bridge*
SMii7y: What do you mean, 'catch you?'
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SMii7y: Tyler, that is flammable, by the way.
Wildcat: I know. *shoots the trail of alcohol*
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