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[shinekocreator]

Headcanon that nimona wouldn't mind if Bal and Ambrosius adopted kids (she'll be super excited about it actually) but if they ever adopt a pet, she'll flip

[shinekocreator]

It seems the Nimona fandom has decided that Ballister is god and the best at everything, and I'm here to fix that, so here's a list of things I think Ambrosius would be better at than (or on the same level as) Ballister (this is about the movie versions, feel free to add your own or argue in the reblogs):

Cooking 🍳: after he saw Ballister cooking for himself for the first time, Ambrosius took interest (it was also a major reality check for him. He started learning on his own and took some classes, primarily because he wanted to impress Ballister and feel like he was good enough for him. On their first date, Ambrosius took Ballister on a picnic, all the food was made by Ambrosius himself. He also partially learned how to cook BC of his allergy.

Socialising: he hates it, but he can do it, with Bal it's a problem of anxiety, with Amb it's a problem of will.

Botany 🌿, zoology 🐺, and psychology🧠: Bal has a better grip in biology, chemistry, maths, engineering, and physics, but when it comes to behaviour patterns, Amb is better (botany is because it's something Amb is extremely passionate about)

Which brings us to gardening 🧑‍🌾: partly because I want to believe that Amb still has some similarities to his comic counterpart.

Long range combat: Bal has hand to hand and short range combat in the bag, but in long range combat Ambrosius is better (he underperformed in some of his tests on purpose so they couldn't kick Ballister out)(that's also why they're the dream team). He's also better with long range weapons (archery and sniper guns)

Reading 📗: Bal and Amb have about the same level of reading comprehension, but Ambrosius can read slightly faster.

Kids 🧒: Amb and Bal have the same level of skill in handling kids, but when it comes to levels of popularity, the closer to the outskirts you are, the more popular Bal is and vice versa, the closer you are to the central city, the more popular Ambrosius is.

Dancing 💃: when it comes to the club, they have roughly the same dancing skills, but Amb isn't as shy, when it comes to partner dancing (ballroom and Latin) Amb is better.

Walk in heels 👠: Bal can do this, but still struggles a little when it's 4 inch heels or longer, Amb can handle high heels without even the slightest bit of a struggle.

Diplomacy: Bal has the ideas, Ambrosius does the talking.

Social media: I think this one is self explanatory, Ambrosius has a better hang on how social media works.

Humour 😂: Ambrosius is deemed objectively funnier because his humour is adaptive (his entire personality was perfectly curated to appeal to as many people as possible).

Now for the less safe for work

Drinking 🍸: I wanna believe Amb is slightly better at holding his alcohol, just because.

Kissing 💋: Amb is slightly more experienced, and communicative, while Bal is still learning what he prefers.

Bedroom 🛏️: see above mention. Bal and Amb were each other's first time, but Amb is better at communicating and is more flexible (he can switch positions easily, set the mood, dirty talk, dominate, submit, etc)

[shinekocreator]

Ballister headcanon y'all:

(obligatory tagging: @kinning-ballister-boldheart @sir-ballister-boldheart @em10-nimonafan2009 @ambrosius-goldheart )

Ballister's favourite food/snack is olives.

Ambrosius doesn't know, because Bal found out about his allergy before Ambrosius found out about Ballister's favourite food being olives.

[shinekocreator]

Angsty post canon Nimona (2023) fanfic idea:

Going off of the headcanon that Queen Valerin was going to adopt Ballister after the knighting (because she can only adopt nobles).

One day the current monarch of the kingdom is asking Ballister to meet him for a private conversation. Apparently, amongst Queen Valerin's belongings, were found adoption papers, signed by her. She was going to adopt Bal, and if he agrees to sign them, he'll be the heir to the throne.

Ballister is absolutely baffled by what to do about it.

[shinekocreator]

Everyone is like "Nimona is Ballister's child" or "Nimona is Ballister's little sibling" but nobody talks about how Nimona and Ambrosius actually would have a more sibling-like relationship post canon.

[shinekocreator]

Okay, I'm gonna say it, because someone has to:

WE NEED MORE FANART OF MOVIE AMBROSIUS WEARING FEMININE CLOTHES! GIVE HIM DRESSES! SKIRTS! CORSETS! ALSO GIVE HIM CROP TOPS! THERE'S PLENTY OF BALLISTER IN FEMININE CLOTHES WE NEED AMBROSIUS TOO!

[shinekocreator]

Some more post canon Nimona fic ideas

Movie:

Ambrosius and Nimona are going on a father daughter trip outside the wall. It's a diplomatic mission to form connections outside the kingdom. Ambrosius handles diplomacy, Nimona is there in case he needs her other forms (and because Ambrosius wants to win her over). Bal stays in the kingdom, he's now guard captain (or something along the lines of)

With the institute now accepting commoners into the lines, Ballister and Ambrosius are on a mission to find new young talents to help the kingdom (both in defending and developing it)

Ambrosius and Ballister run into Bal's childhood friend (from the time before he joined the institute)

On the day before his and Bal's wedding, Ambrosius gives Nimona adoption papers, he wants to make it official (it's an open offer)

Comic:

Ambrosius thinks Bal's metal arm is sexy, Ballister thinks Amb's scars and new hairstyle is the sexiest thing ever

Gardening together

Crossover:

Double goldenheart wedding

Nimona the flower girl so she could be part of both Ballisters' wedding parties (maybe comic Nim is there as an animal)

Ballister Blackheart meeting Todd Sureblade

Black and Bold being science nerds together

That's all for now, when I get more I'll write more

[shinekocreator]

Been in major pain for the past 2 days, so it is time to subject you to some Nimona angst

We often don't think about the fact that Nimona is immortal (or will live a very long time)

Imagine if you will, Ballister on his death bed, Ambrosius long gone, asking Nimona to keep protecting their family (assuming they adopted kids) and the kingdom.

Imagine Nimona no longer taking the form of a human, just staying there as an animal(s) because being human is just too painful for her at this point

[shinekocreator]

Alright Nimona fandom, I'm starting a tagging game:

Since it's just been confirmed that Ballister and Ambrosius are in the 20-22 age range, I'm taking them clubbing for the first time and you're all invited.

Tell us what you do at the club and add a little photo (this is in their universe, post canon, you'll have to play pretend)

I'm the DJ

Tagging: @melemele-island-official @em10-nimonafan2009 @sir-ballister-boldheart @katenotbishop (you're welcome to join) @ambrosius-goldheart

[shinekocreator]

Okay, I've seen Nimona spy X family au, and now I raise: Nimona star trek au.

I can safely say that Ambrosius= Kirk and Ballister= Spock. I can even provide reasons.

Amb/Kirk- light hair, charismatic, perceived as the jock stereotype but really isn't.

Bal/Spock- dark hair, ostracized by society for not belonging, likes science, don't desire leadership just in it to do science/ slay monsters

The rest is up to you. I feel like Nimona isn't Bones tho, I think she's Chekhov

*I would also like to add the episode where the crew sees Romulans for the first time. Please tell me you know what I'm talking about

[shinekocreator]

Welcome to the AU lab, where we mix some AUs for all content creators!

This one goes out to the Nimona fans:

Alrighty, I've seen Prince Ballister mixed with villain Ballister. Now take that and mix in knight who is also a villain Ambrosius.

The director has to stay evil. Todd has to stay a jerk.

Promised I'd tag you so here you go: @sir-ballister-boldheart @kinning-ballister-boldheart

[shinekocreator]

Okay guys! Seeing as you like my Nimona posts, I will continue to add more. If I post anything about Nimona, I'm going to add the hashtag #sncpostsnimona so you'd find it more easily.

I currently have a post with fanfic Ideas in my drafts (I intend to add more) and I will watch the movie again for more inspo

[shinekocreator]

The fact that Bal and Amb are within the same age range as me is both weird and absolutely thrilling.

[shinekocreator]

Hey guys 👋

I'm literally out here letting you know that if you like my headcanons or fanfic ideas, you're more than welcome to write/draw them. Just please tag me because I would love to see your interpretation of the ideas

In the meantime, here are some tags I already made for easy identification of my original posts (you can follow the tags if you're here specifically for this content):

Nimona- #sncpostsnimona

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