#snipbenders au

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[sayosweeti]

"Background characters"...my beloved

Okay but they are actually a background character

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MATT!! Hello fellow Matt!! Have. A SUNFLOWER.

My apologies. Matt isn't here right now...but he will be back soon :-)

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Hello There!

Sorry for the wait my friends...but we are finally back to cooking again! As for before this...reboot, most of the characters will forget everything...yes yes I know sad...but think about this as a way to get reintroduced alright? of course there are some I can't wipe...so some will remember.

Anyways! We are super excited to get back to work on this :-)

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(Out of universe question, how did you come up with the designs for the au? Cause they’re cool as hell)

Brainrot honestly. I don’t think I used my brain much when coming up with the designs I just started going. I already had a few headcanons going in, like dave having his sleeves rolled up and his shirt untucked and Jack wearing a wig. Dees design was the hardest one for me because the normal puppet look was not very expressive so I changed it a little :)

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Puppet, do you like cats? :]

"Of course I do! Cats are silly!...Real ones are at least."

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Paul, who is your favorite employee?

-🍈

"Easy answer. Jack. He actually does his job and I can trust him not to cause at least TOO much chaos. He also takes care of the puppet since Dave refuses to touch the thing. He's a very reliable employee."

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“Hey guys, its been a bit. This place is actually sort of popular, haven’t had much time to bug the employees with your questions. But I’ll try.”

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The Matthewverse continues to grow

“We grow ever stronger.”

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Is the toilet dating you Paul

"Thats a good way to put it. I'm not dating him but he sure as heck acts like he's dating me."

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i feel matt can break the 4th wall hes an icon tbh

“Yes.”

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are y'all religious?

((SHOW THEM THE SCRATCH CAT PONY SHOW THEM THE SCRATCH CAT PONY))

"Yes I am. Have you heard of our lord and savior Scratch Cat Pony?"

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matt spill the tea, are jack and dave dating?

"Oh no. Dave wishes. They have too many differences right now to make anything work. I see them brawl outside now and then."

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*takes Jacks wig and runs*

"..."

"Haha, very funny. Hilarious. Now give it back."

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Y'ello! I've got a question for Dave,

how do you feel about working at Snipbenders?

Do you want to maybe style your own hair, also?

What do you think would make the place better?

"I don't like it 'ere, I dunno how anyone could like workin' for a robotic pole freak and havin' to deal with Matts bullshit everyday. Only reason I put my hair up is cus Poley wouldn't stop whinin' that it looked like a mess and "it reflected poorly on da business."...The only way this place could be improved if it's a pile of god damned rubble."

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MATT YOUR SO GENDER

"Good. I stole it for a reason."