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part-time human breathalyzer
#studying him under a microscope wouldnt be enough to understand the ways of this man im afraid 😔#tsukutta#snipsnipbit
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hmph……thought this looked familiar…..
….copycat 😒 (🛌🪦)
for alignment…. i guess…?:
I don’t even care what Takuya’s actually doing like he can fake out that kiss in my mind;
valid, still makes me insane
but Tsuyoshi, baby boy…you’re so empty-headed, where did you go?
anyway, here’s the full one with Takuya celebrating his conquest or whatever:
#sideblog reblog#yes this is related to that clip I mentioned in the tags earlier 😔#i didnt mean to sneak preview but i had a thought…..and i had my research somewhere here….#…….and yeah#anyway thank you tsuyopon for the……visual assistance in filling out what takuya went through so much effort to censor 😔#twice 😔😔#they are so dumb#tsukutta#variety show gifs#snipsnipbit
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POV: you’re in a “who loves smap more” competition and your opponent is a smap member
(screenshot six has text but tumblr auto-fit hides it; plz click the pic 🥺)
smapxFNS27hrTV 2014 (Mockumentary)
smapxFNS27hrTV 2014 (Opening)
Jounetsu Tairiku: 2003.1.13
#im very sure dila has used this caption before but 🥲#hi dila#smapxfns27hr 2014#smapxfns27hr#jounetsu tairiku#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#im gonna watch the jounetsu again i think…..#i downloaded it again for the screenshots but now i kind of wanna watch it 🥲
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he really does fit right in with them...
smapxsmap: 2004.12.27
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i wonder how he feels now about a specific segment of fans that would do worse than date current him…
#stop staring at me i really wouldn’t im a good Christian girl 😔#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#sorry im tagging this all of you (…us…) are getting called out#kimura takuya#木村拓哉#takuya kimura#that shit-eating grin when sanma says ‘when you’re my age son….youll change your tune’ 😭😭#godddddddd#sanmasmap#sanmasmap 1995
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the most healing smile..
..the best combi
💛💚~
#🥺 no one does it like them………#kusanagi tsuyoshi#katori shingo#香取慎吾#草彅 剛#草彅剛#tsuyoshi kusanagi#shingo katori#tsukutta#snipsnipbit
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rewatching the subbed baby smaps and pon just…..
Baby SMAP: 2011.10.16
#i watched this back specifically for this moment in all honesty..#…but i had totally forgotten that this /actually/ closes the episode its so evil shsgsjagwqja 😭🤣#this is on the fucking backend of pon fucking up his words and saying he likes the feeling of being tied up too im fudhskabsu 😭😭😭😭😭#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#i luv him…….susuususususu much………..oooooogh…..#okay……now to watch the episodes for realisies……..
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just imagining how people most likely have no clue who they are and assume that they’re a gay power couple filming content for their reality show
#also shingo was the only one that was supposed to ride on that death trap which is why he had to drag pon on in a headlock 😔#(‘twas meant to be a punishment for losing a game 😔😔)#tsukutta#snipsnipbit
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girl, same: a mini-compilation..
smapxsmap: 2012.2.13
#also a massive thank you to becca for ruining my life 🥹🥲 (i love you so much ❤️🫂)#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#…..this was originally only going to be a post about those middle two…….😔….*sigh*…..
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because i don’t really want to have to add it every time..
this is a masterlist of the shinobu skits w/ outfit reference images and smapxsmap dates:
alternating left and right; starting at top left:
2008.3.3
2008.3.17
2008.5.19
2008.6.30
2008.9.8
2008.11.24
2009.3.9
2009.8.3
#yes..yes that is Paris Hilton at the bottom left#Shinobu is giving a picture of a handsome gentleman she could bring to a party paris is hosting 😇#(plz look closely 😇😇)#tsukutta#shinobu posting#snipsnipbit#i dont think there’s anymore beyond these :(#completely and utterly unfortunate she was cycled out way too soon 😔
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(•_•) -> (˚0˚) -> (•⤙•) -> ( ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ) -> (ᵔᗜᵔ)
Dokushin Kizoku: Episode 6 (2013)
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im not actually crying tho all of you are just really fucking blurry rn for some strange reason 😔
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everyone say “thank you, mukai-san~” for his wonderful casting decision all these years ago
smapxsmap: 2011.5.30 (happy birthday to 15 year old me, ig!? lmfao…)
#they are so dumb#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#the 5th and 7th are simply there as proof that yes..yes indeed the 4th..6th..and 8th are actually separate instances (😔 sigh……)#listen even if he’s only staring at his gun (OwO? <- im sorry but if it makes it better i genuinely made MYSELF cringe)#…how many times do you need to make sure you’ve secured both it and the criminal? 😔#(but also if it happens that he IS staring at pon………#…….ngl im a bit jealous and would really like to change places with him plz im begging on my hands and knees)#(also also: he’s so valid for that like have y’all SEEN pon’s ass?!? simply..aesthetically…..it’s a good one……)#(okay im really done talking now ごめんなさい草彅さん 🙇🏻♀️)
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starting a collection 🥰💛
#i call this one:#baby boy says some things sometimes <3#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#genuinely hoping i dont lose track of this one 🤞#there are so many more that i could have added to this alone but……#……all in due time#‘belly button aura switch’ my beloved…..soon………*stares in the distance*#…ehhh sure why not ill tag him~#kusanagi tsuyoshi#草彅 剛#草彅剛#tsuyoshi kusanagi#…..he’s gonna become an international sensation someday and people need to know the truth about him (💛💛💛xinfinity)
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she specifically ordered spicy food btw ^-^"
smapxsmap: 2011.5.23
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normal thoughts are being had about this pon i assure you...
smapxsmap: 2001.1.8
#<- lying#tsukutta#snipsnipbit#thanku smasma cameramen for all you do 🥺🫡#really truly i have never felt so blessed than them perfectly archiving this moment in history 🥲🙏
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