#so ​woo ✌🏼

[ask-bruno-and-marias-prerot]

*Reaches out to patronizingly and obnoxiously pat the two on the head.*

-Fate Anon

[witchthewriter]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

a/n: How are we feeling about this moodboard? Merlin BBC doesn’t have a lot of edits/icons/gifs so I’m trying to be creative ... please give your honest thought✌🏼

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SFW🌿

𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒓

⭑ Gifts, gifts, and more gifts. 

⭑ He loves giving you jewelry; and he doesn’t need a reason. He is the King, so he can do whatever he pleases. So, you have jewelry boxes full of jewels, silver, gold, etc. 

⭑ He wants to impress you; for you to think that he’s an important man who has no limits. 

⭑ He gets Merlin to do the heavy work though

    “Merlin! Merlin where are you? I need you to shine this-”

“I’ve spent hours shining that damn necklace!” 

      “It’s not glittering right. Why isn’t it glittering right?!” 

⭑ He loves horseback riding. Arthur LOVES showing off, and looking like he knows exactly what he’s doing. 

⭑ All his efforts of looking suave fail. So much so that you can’t stop laughing. So, laughter is a big part of your courtship. Arthur loves your laugh, your smile. The way your eyes light up. 

𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏

⭑ He’s very thoughtful and likes to woo you with things that are meaningful. 

⭑ Merlin will find out your favourite things and surprise you with them. 

⭑ He asked you on a date one afternoon after he had been pumped up by Gwaine. 

  “You can do this Merlin,” Gwaine said while grabbing the sorcerer’s shoulders. 

“Yeah, yeah of course I can ... I can do this! No, wait, Gwaine. I can’t-” 

⭑ He did though, only because you had overheard the conversation and couldn’t wait for him. So, you walked up behind him, tapped his shoulder, and said ‘‘yes, where are going to go?”

⭑ Merlin will use magic, he definitely will. Making the fireflies glow brighter, the fire burn warmer. 

⭑ He loves resting his forehead against yours. Being still with one another, noses touching, hands holding the others’. 

𝑺𝒊𝒓 𝑮𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆

⭑ He would flirt with you without shame. Trying to charm you with his best efforts. You would flirt back, not taking anything from it - it was harmless. It didn’t mean anything. 

⭑ Until Gwaine couldn’t get you out of his head. And you lived there absolutely rent-free. 

⭑ He yearns to be around you. The way your mind works ... he doesn’t know many people like that. 

⭑ Gwaine would spend a lot of time with you. Wanting to get to know everything about you. He’d ask questions, probe, poke, wanting to see every side of you. 

⭑ He’s very excitable and likes to thrill seek with you. 

⭑ Gwaine loves to play fight with you, but also train you to be able to defend yourself. He’s fun-loving and always makes sure you’re having a good time. 

𝑺𝒊𝒓 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒕

⭑ He courts you with grace and the utmost respect. He always makes sure you’re comfortable and well. 

⭑ Very protective but in a subtle way - he doesn’t arc up when another guy is looking at you, but is able to diffuse any situation. 

⭑ Lots and lots and lots of flowers. New ones everyday. And they aren’t even bouquets; they could be from a garden or in the forest. At one point you felt bad that he was picking them from nature, so he bought seeds and asked for a place to plant them. He then tended to the seeds for weeks, and eventually they started to grow. 

⭑ He said “now you can have flowers everyday, for as long as they grow, I will be here.”

⭑ Light touches; moving the hair from your face and gently removing an eyelash from your face. 

⭑ He often leaves you needy and wanting more; but he isn’t meaning to tease you. He’s just that soft. 

𝑺𝒊𝒓 𝑳𝒆𝒐𝒏

⭑ He courts you through food and good conversation. Either making the food himself, taking you to the markets, or asking the royal cooks to make something special for you. 

⭑ Leon loves making you feel content - 

 “Are you warm enough, my love?” 

 “Do you want another slice?”

 “How are you feeling?”

⭑ He may not seek out exciting adventures, but that’s what you like about Leon. He’s grounding and that’s how he caught your heart. You need someone secure, someone safe.

⭑ The first few months into your courtship, he never let the two of you be alone together. He wanted to be traditional. But that didn’t really work because he was so in love with you. Therefore, he would take the food to your door so he could focus on eating, rather than ... you

⭑ He loves being in your company - and courts you by spending quality time with you. Where Gwaine asks questions and listens with focus, your time with Leon would be just ... existing in each other’s presence. Not pushing anything; just letting whatever comes up - comes up. 

𝑺𝒊𝒓 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍

⭑ His intent in courting you is to make you feel wanted. He knows what it’s like to be left out, so Percival makes sure you’re included and desired. 

⭑ When he first saw you in the tavern, he didn’t think much of you - it wasn’t until you cut a man off and had to practically throw him out that he was enamored with you. 

⭑ Percival loves PDA, he doesn’t have a problem with it at all. He wants to hold your hand, kiss your neck, and have you in his lap. 

⭑ He’s actually a good singer and will hum things when you’re together without knowing it. 

⭑ Likes to dance with you - whether that’s inside, around people, or outside, underneath the moon

⭑ He isn’t overly romantic, because he’s somewhat clueless in these matters. But he does his best to show his feelings through action. 

𝑺𝒊𝒓 𝑬𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏

⭑ He likes making you feel safe. Throughout your courtship, he always went the extra mile. Walking you to your front door (literally, he’ll wait until you’ve gone in. But he never goes inside until you invite him.)

⭑ Elyan wants to show you new things; share new experiences with you. Going on adventures and creating memories. 

⭑ He’ll call in after his watch and make sure you’re okay. 

⭑ If you need any errands done but don’t want to do them - he’s your man 

⭑ Wants you to know that if you have any problems, he’ll fix them. No matter what they are. There’s a leak? He’ll patch it up, you’re fighting with your sister? He’ll sit and let you vent. 

⭑ Elyan would make you feel less alone in this huge world. He knows how it feel to be alone, and never wants that for you. 

[standupcomedyhistorian]

Woo-hoo—my website now has an INCREDIBLE essay posted by someone other than myself! 🙌🏼

Yes, I know you all are getting sick of my writing (believe me, so am I haha), so please take the time to check out this piece on stand-up comedy and audiences by the immensely talented @johannestevans 👀

I really enjoyed how the author explains the tension comics play with to make a joke land and how audiences are distracted if something isn't explained to them early enough in the set.

I did find this line humorous though:

Almost no comedian would start their set with a long joke that takes a lot of set-up to get to the punchline, because much of the audience wouldn’t listen to the set-up.

Um...Bo Burnham's 8 minutes of MIMING to kick off what., anyone? Haha

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this guest stand-up essay by Johannes T. Evans, and stay tuned for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔

[accio-victuuri]

CPN : interpreting xiao laoshi’s oasis photos 📷

here we go again clowns. thank you to xiao ge for sharing photos from his personal collection. 🤍 same disclaimers applies, it’s all speculation. If you don’t like bjyx or cpns, then don’t read. It’s that easy.

1. Yibo is at it again, at this point it’s already funny and beyond coincidence. When XZ posts, his interaction points goes up. How many times does this need to happen before we accept that this guy logs in and checks his Oasis only when his man posts? GG posts at 22:15. Yibo is at 0 on 22:18 then it goes up 22:21! It’s okay Bobo, we know you check his posts and interact with it. 😌

2. The usual photo of the Moon, which is a BJYX symbolism. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I initially made a post about it here. However the uniq thing in these shots? There seems to be a Green Hue to it. and who loves Green? Bobo. The cpn thought is he found that it looks green and thought of Yibo so he sent it to him.

3. The first two photos are actually from a Korean Drama. Hahahahaha! He is watching something new again and lowkey recommending it to us. People are saying it’s like he is going through dramas with 9 douban score and above lol.

Drama Name : Extraordinary Attorney Woo

Synopsis : Extraordinary Attorney Woo tells the story of Woo Young-woo (Park Eun-bin), a lawyer with autism spectrum disorder (ASD), working at a large law firm. She has a high IQ of 164, outstanding memory, and a creative way of thinking, however she has low emotional intelligence and poor social skills.

It sounds very interesting! ✌🏼

and what a nice moment in this drama, LGBT theme right here 🏳️‍🌈 WATCH IT!!!!

Though I don’t think he watched it because of this episode, I feel like it’s a sign that he is not a homophobic shit like some people desperately want him to be. He is not clueless. If he really is anti queer content, then he would not recommend this. This is episode 2, so people will be able to watch it as soon as they try this drama. He knows his audience— a lot of people will try what he recommends. So for him to go out of his way and make a post out of it, or including it says something. I’m really proud of him.

4. People are also sharing the meaning of whale when it comes to love.

Whales in love symbolize courage, because whales are in short supply. I want to stay at the bottom of the sea even in the presence of oxygen.

The whale is very figurative in love. Dependence and perseverance at the bottom, so as to reflect the courage of love. Straight forward and not afraid of any interfering factors.

Also this quote from a Hongkong writer, Huang Biyun.

"I love you, like a whale to the sea, like a bird to the forest, it is inevitable.”

EDIT : The character in the drama also likes whales 🐳

Here is a quote from Ep 4:

"for whales, aquarium is a prison. its slavery where you're locked up in a tank, only eat frozen fish and have a show all year around without a rest. they must be stressed because of it."

This is a scene on Ep 10 where he shows a photo of a Whale that made her cry, but she really wants to see one IRL.

That’s all for now. I might update this main post or maybe just make a new one if something comes up. ✌🏼

sources:

https://m.weibo.cn/detail/4790540031492155

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4790533819471943

[boburnhamhistorian]

Hi, everyone! Happy Inside Deluxe vinyl release day to those who celebrate! 🙌🏼

It seems like it's been ages since Bo first announced the deluxe version of Inside—complete with Inside (The Songs), The Inside Outtakes, and the Inside Scores—but the day (12/16) has finally arrived. And folks are starting to get their new vinyl sets delivered per the subreddit!

I'm so thrilled to hear that we get rough cuts of songs as well as Little Joke Song from the Outtakes (woo-hoo)!

Did you order the Inside Deluxe vinyl set? Signed or regular version? What are you most excited about (I personally can't WAIT to confirm certain lyrics that Bo slurs and I'm unable to discern currently)?

Please let me know! ✌🏼

[neteyamyawne]

I'm officially diagnosed with anxiety today, woo hoo🥲 got my medications and a trip to therapist, so fun ✌🏼🙂

[texasbama]

I dont watch wee woo until is airs live for me in a couple hours. So have fun yall and ill see you on the other side! 😚✌🏼

[magicshopaholic]

'Sexy without sex' deserves more hype! There's a lot of 'round peg round hole' mentality around here. Which is not to nay-say people who like that, but I get enough of that IRL and if I can't get wooed, I at least want the heroine to be able to. 😭

Love how you write real characters. 💕

"Sexy without sex" - two people have said this and I'm gonna get it pasted across my blog now like a watermark 💃

Ngl, I write and like writing my fair share of smut too so I won't comment on other writers doing the same because it's fanfiction and to each their own 🤷‍♀️ But I love writing non-smut too and I'm glad you find it sexy either way!

Thank you for your lovely comment <3 Look forward to more fictional wooing ✌🏼

[wtfkdramaislife]

Cunning Single Lady

— 2014

(REVIEW)

Cast:

Lee Min-jung as Na Ae-ra

Joo Sang-wook as Cha Jung-woo

Seo Kang-joon as Gook Seung-hyun

—

This is a story of a divorced couple that met after 2 years wherein the ex-husband is THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF WHO HE WAS: hot, rich, handsome CEO. Whereas the girl is just the same as before with no permanent job. Then she applied to his ex-husband’s company and that’s where their story begun.

This is one of my favorites because it’s one of those feel-good, rom-coms we need. It’s so light, cute, funny and full of love. The cutest part is whenever Jung-woo tried to deny that he still has feelings for Ae-ra. You know guys sometimes. They try to act cool and deny their true feelings. Tho sometimes girls, too, but they’re waaaay more indenial. 😂✌🏼 These two has this “I don’t love you anymore.” thing but deep iniside they still do. You’ll see in the drama! Another funny thing here is when Jung Woo tries to do something just so Ae-ra will notice him. And when he gets jealous with Seung-hyun, that’s something you don’t want to miss

Speaking of Seung-hyun.. Another second lead syndrome. 😢 When will this ever stop??? I also root him for Ae-ra ‘coz he’s just so caring and loving but at some point, I still want Jung-woo for Ae-ra. And it’s so heartbreaking on Seung-hyun’s part ‘coz he’s close to Jung-woo. But then, he deserves someone better and he deserves a K-drama wherein he’s not just a second lead (which I think is meron, idk). ✨

To sum it up, this one’s a must watch if you’re a fan of rom-coms. 👍🏼 I recommend it to those who just want a good laugh but still see some struggles that made them better characters in the long run. And I’ve been a Lee Min-jung fan since her Ha Jae-kyung character from Boys Over Flowers so if you’re also a fan, watch this! ❤️

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Story: 🎬🎬🎬🎬

Enjoyment: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Will watch again? YES.

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(all photos from pinterest)

[daniginmb]

✌🏼POTD (Pose Of The Day) What a fun event. After all this time it’s crazy how foreign in-person events seem! So grateful for the opportunity to meet the actual people behind the magic. ✨ I would write a novel, but: 1) I’m exhausted, and B) (lol) I still need to process everything that I absorbed today. My @aura.portal analysis was eerily accurate and if I believe in my woo-woo side, great things are to happen in these next few weeks with my career, transitions, and I cannot wait to LIVE these experiences. Thank you to everyone following me on my personal journey, thank you for caring. Please send prosperous, positive energy this way! Thank you to @brooksnader, @katebock, @hillarydrezner_siswim, @mj_day, @jo.giunta, and @sarah.hermus, @yutsai88, and the incredible SI, @hardrockholly, & production teams for meaningful important conversations and connection. I know how much effort and energy goes into events like this and it is absolutely recognized. 🙏🏼💚🥑 (at Hard Rock Cafe Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ3N9vkroxx/?utm_medium=tumblr

[standupcomedyhistorian]

Hi, everyone! Happy Fourth of July weekend! 🎇

Since many Americans have a long holiday weekend (mine is 4 days off—woo-hoo!), I wanted to post something substantial for those looking for a good comedy read.

And what a read it is! In my longest interview yet, I chatted with Jordan Cooper, who has been providing fascinating archival materials on Reddit for fans of one of my favorite sketch comedy troupes—The Whitest Kids U' Know!

Jordan has known the five guys (Sam, Timmy, Darren, Zach, and Trevor) for more than two decades, and he is a fountain of knowledge on the aughts underground NYC comedy scene at such venues as Pianos and UCB. He's also seen or interacted with like every major comic, including Anthony Jeselnik, Maria Bamford, Kristen Schaal, and John Mulaney for starters.

Apart from his stint as the tech guy for WKUK shows, Jordan has had his own successful career in singing and songwriting AND he acts as a background extra in a number of TV shows and films. Plus, he has a fantastic deep-dive TMBG podcast. So freaking cool! 🤯

If you'd like to know more about his archives and his cameos, I HIGHLY recommend his recent Twitch stream with Timmy Williams on the WKUK channel—it's incredibly informative AND you can hear the audio of their riskiest live sketch where Timmy ended up nude onstage and had Darren fondle his genitals!

Enjoy the thorough interview, and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼

[standupcomedyhistorian]

It's the PREMIERE of Demetri Martin's new comedy special Demetri Deconstructed today—woo-hoo! 🙌

Yes, it's Demetri's first special since I last saw him perform right before the pandemic (February 2020).

I'm SUPER excited to see if any of his jokes from that show in Atlantic City made it into the final product—I remember there was one about damning cabinet doors that was particularly hysterical!

Because of Demetri releasing a new special (seriously...his last one was in 2018, so it's been awhile lol), I am going to FINALLY post an article I half-wrote back in December:

10 Fun Facts about Demetri Martin!

And maybe I'll finally do my Demetri and Bo Burnham piece this month...we'll see.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the new Demetri Martin Netflix special, and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔