JT Anon
yeah, im not calling anything until there is a split. ya never know. this shit may never be “revealed” and come to nothing. either way it will remain totally entertaining. one bonus to them setting it up that it was the meanies who thought the family was a pr stunt that caused the pressure and split is they reduce the risk of alienating his rabid fan base that pays $$ for meet and greet tickets and hype his work online. her cheating will make the nans who had shrines to her, who worked w her, who insist she is the most talented angel ever to grace a red carpet will feel a little funny in their tummy if its revealed she was screwing around on BC the whole time, not devoted to him and their holy family. If BC is spun as stepping out, well then he wasn’t the devoted family man who finally found his perfect half and honoured the soul mate family that he had been dreaming of since grade school. them just growing apart? maybe, but they are supposed to be the worlds greatest love after all. what did gambles say? “Something so beautiful”? devotional love for life, right?
this is the problem when you idolize celebrities, and when PR push these ridiculous narratives. this idea that ben is this weird old timey romantic who hardly understands social media (snort) and does nothing but dream of rocking babies makes it hard for him to be anything less than some freaky (and i think frightfully boring) romance novel cartoon (to nannies anyway). painting sophie as this artistic angel who is literally the most talented woman ever to be worked with in every one of the jobs she has had, that she is pure perfection at theatre, art, fashion, a perfect heaven match for BC blah blah. its so dishonest and disingenuous that it paints them into a corner
honestly, i think it would be a smart move for them to double down that it was outside fame pressure that split them up. we can all ignore the fact that they have essentially been able to not be seen in public for the better part of a year. we can pretend that they are hounded by paps. we can pretend that sophie and the kids are constantly in the papers as they try to struggle through daily life w out bc there all the time. we’ll pretend all that is true. this whole narrative has been pushing imagined events, dates, timelines, so whats pretending that this couple is under a bunch of non existent celebrity pressure? toss in a few more mentions of skeptics, say that there were all these horrid people following them around trying to prove the family isnt real. thats ok. we’ll pretend to not know it was nannies and sophie worshippers who literally followed BC around the globe, stalked his neighbourhood.
we’ll ignore the fact that skeptics only spoke about outings and sightings made public, and it was nans who walked his neighbourhood trying to get intimate glimpses not featured in the media
i actually think that would be a smart move. blame obsessive skeptics who needed to prove his family was fake and non existent media interest. that way the nannies brains won’t explode trying to understand one of the two most devoted people ever to be in love on earth cheating, or the most god blessed union on earth breaking up (but they’re soulmates!!), and they can be galvanised to support ben so he feels loved after skeptics destroyed an adult mans marriage. it works
as far as the kids go, i still maint that he could pull an idris elba. make a neat little statement about co-parenting, that being a good daddy is the most important thing in bens life, he loves and respects sophie, its going to be great. then we never see or hear about the kids again. if he does end up having kids, just casually drop that the kids he thought were his weren’t after all. it was painful so he didn’t speak about it, and he didn’t want to drag kids he did love into the media that way. easey peasey lemon squeezy
J never feelin’ the pressure T anon
ps. im obsessed w her being described as “an angel”. i actually snorted out my dr pepper. lies are so fucking obvious when you go so over the top.
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JT, I just had a mini-rant about this as well (LINK), but I always love it when you’re rantier than I am.
I’ll just copy and paste my last phrase from that rant here:
As @fakerbatch pointed out, the notion that any real, loving couple would be so fragile as to pay attention to scrutiny from outsiders is idiotic. Especially considering one half of that couple has been living his life under a microscope for the better part of the past decade and never seemed to be fazed by it.
and hope that you don’t mind that I highlighted some of the points in your submission :o)
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