#and THE TODDLER’S XYLOPHONE?? what was it all for

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No one:

Me: does anyone want to hear what my sims family did today

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Tracklist:

40 Years Super Hot Body Ready for Party • Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra and Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Fart Song • Butterflies Scared My Cat When I Was Burping in Your Face on Wednesday Morning • Drunk Log out with Spooky Music Settings on My Firm Tits Pictures • Grandpa Says Fuck While Grandma Screams What Repeated Several Times • Grumpy Trumpy Python Toddler Taxi with False News and Emotions • Hugging Blood Thirsty Vampires with a Transylvanian Accent and Slapped Butts • I Farted as an Official Statement Against Global Warming, Expressing My Worries! • I’m Handsome When Wearing a Bag on My Head, Said the Horny Motherfuckers Politely • Is That Cellulite or Just Your Ugly Face? • Kindergarten Farting Fanfare Discussed with Disgusting Asian Clay Warriors Terracotta Song • Leaking Ladies Xylophone Solo Learning with Lusty Lashes Song • Lisping on Penis Peyote Creaking Mirth Radio, Let’s Lisp! Song • Lowering My Filthy Boobs to the Height of Your Curly Chest Hair with Freckles • Mom’s Cleaning Closet Looks Like a Women’s Porn Stash • My Gay Expense Combination Password Gore Seeking Battle Was Sinning • My Hangover Got Hung over by a Hung Guy from Hungary • My Horoscope Sign Is Poop and Yours Is Farts • Nearly Touching Myself with Your Girlfriend’s Hands While Doing the Dishes • Peeing a Farting Swearing Shouting and Pooping in Different Languages Made Me Famous Song • Petite Girls Liked My Fat Farts in Skinny Jeans with Justice • Pooping a Masterpiece in the Little Boys Room on National TV Broadcast • Puerto Del Penis Summer Holiday with Topless Sun Bathing and Surfing Fun • Puking Girls Are Holding Each Others Hair While Selling Butter to Pregnant Vomiting Men • Real Sharks Was a Great Accessory for My Swimming Pool Party Massacre • Relaxing Music for Penis Boys and Vagina Girls, I Have Money Cash, Yes! • Rescuing My Penis from Your Vagina at the Last Minute, Whoah! • Scary Music and Naked Ladies Cemetery Collection Flickering Through Growth • Shaking Sausages in the Men’s Room and Dangling Coconuts • Short Temper Anus Removal with Lipstick on the Collar • Shouting Poopers to Girls While a Crying Man Is Pooping Poop, How Adorable Screaming Babies Are! • Silly Talking Childish Macho Man Thanking Prayers for God’s Food Yes Hello! • Skinny Bitch, Fat Bitch, Rich Bitch, Poor Bitch, All Bitches Poop! • Smelling That Pussy in the Air at the Private Night Club Farting Room • Smudging Chocolate over the Toilet, So Everyone Would Think I Pooped • Sneaking Beans into Your Butthole While U Talk to a Handsome Stranger • Snuggling in Satan’s Satin Sheets with Shattered Dreams and No Boner Song • Solitary Fighting My Big Toe with the Desolate Strangler • Spoiling Desert by Pulling Your Finger Thirteen Times in a Row • Strolling with Morning Wood in the Woods While Mourning to This Song • Stutter and Chinese Food Destroyed My Artwork in the Toilet Bowl Coffee Shop • Sunny Morning Boner at the Beach Gym Towel Rental Song • Surprisingly Soft Boobs on the Milf Statue in the Garden of Jugs, Oh It Was Your Mom Sorry! •

Taming My Daughter’s Boyfriend with Booze and Fists of Agony • Teleporting My Cock to the Urinals Hurts When Peeing Penis Action • That Penis Is Not Mine, Stop Accusing Me of Curing Your Cancer! What • The Brothel Cup Cake Dispenser Had a Variety of Chocolate Brownies Too • The Giggling Killer Was Invited for Tea and Mustard with a Former Laughing Idiot • The Headache Fuckers with Migraine Were Chopping Fucking Painkillers • The Itchy Vampire Vagina Was a Gothic Curse from Medieval Times Song • The Lying Bitch Hermit Ducking Group Was Insisting on Bitch Slaps • The Penis Teens Shouting Squad Declared War on the Vagina Milfs Departure • The Pussy Cock Was Meowing and Cock-a-Doodle-Dooing with Glance • The Singing Orgy Group Remembered My Fancy Birthday Party, Super! • The Sock on My Penis Shook the Genuine Spokesman While Crying Song • The Syphilis Motown Singers Were Blowing Deranged Adultery at Me Song • The Toy Collector’s Mature Attitude Otter Raised Homeland Security Breach • The Triangle of Pussy and Clipping Smoothies Burping Smootch • Typical Asian Food Poured into the Purse of an European Hooker Prostitute Igloo • Under Water Farting Wiz Nick Y Minaj Naked Twerking Shower Saloon Barf Thong • Updating My Profile Picture While Pooping Macaroni with Japanese Subtitles • Using Mother´s Panther Underwear Because of Broken Shopping Bag to the Store • Washing Hamburgers with Dirty Sauce in Leather Pants While Howling • What Ugly Shit on Your Finger! Oh, It’s Your Wedding Ring? It’s Very Nice! • Whistling and Farting a Heavenly Polyphonic Song for Dying Virgins • Violin Licking Sounds by a Hard Baritone Dick Song Licker • Young Girls Selling Old Men´s Boxers in Thongs with Soulful Tutti-Frutti • Your Butthole Swallowed My Telephone, Will It Come out from the Mouth Then? • Your Mom´s Butt Massage Seems Innocent at First, Before Handing out Religious Leaflets

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What does Charlies regression look like with lucifer? And how did he find out? Was he insanely supportive or confused?

Charlie has come to love spending time with Daddy when regressed (or 'dada,' age depending). But originally, she never intended for him to find out.

She and Vaggie were just starting to get the hang of it themselves and had no intention of telling others. One night after a LONG workday at the hotel, Vaggie was cooking up supper while Charlie was watching Disney in the main room. She was feeling about 2 or so, and was finally easing into her regression and learning to be content in it.

Cue untimely Lucifer and his ignorance on boundaries. Just has a great new idea on operating focus groups for residents, and barges into Charlie's and Vaggie's room. Well of course there's Charlie smack dab in the middle of the room, her thick hair out of its usual ponytail, pacifier in her mouth, surrounded by baby toys, and wearing a matching red pajama set clearly designed for toddlers. Charlie screamed her fucking head off and Vaggie stormed into the living room thinking she was going to have to kill someone. Alas, it was just poor Lucifer looking confused as hell and now covering his bleeding ears (that demon shriek of Charlie's is again, NO JOKE). Vaggie took control of the situation and shouted at him to leave. No pleasantries and definitely not how she "should" have been talking to the king of hell. But hey, he listened.

When he got back to his room he texted Charlie in a panic.

"Charlie is everything okay?"

"I'm not mad baby, I promise. I didn't mean to scare you. Talk to me."

"Answer me when you can, okay? I love you Charlie."

Back in the girls' room, Vaggie took dinner off the stove to rock poor Charlie in her arms. She was absolutely bawling. Vaggie just held her tight and shushed in her ear trying to get her to soothe. Charlie kept rambling on about how Lucifer was gonna hate her and think she's so gross and she just FINALLY got her dad back in her life just to scare him off. Vaggie just held her tight and tried to get Charlie to focus on her toys and movies. Once she finally settled, she asked her a question.

"Can you let me handle this?"

Charlie nodded after a moment. After Vaggie wrapped up her cooking, and got Charlie settled back in with her sippy cup and movie, Vaggie quietly stepped out.

She charged into Lucifer's room shouting, scaring the fuck out of him.

"AND YOU SEE HOW THAT FEELS?! DID YOU LIKE HAVING ME TEAR YOUR DOOR DOWN?! RUIN YOUR PEACEFUL FUCKING EVENING?! GOOD. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THIS MOMENT IF YOU EVEN THINK OF TRYING THAT SHIT AGAIN. NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN CUZ WE NEED TO TALK."

She breaks the news to him that yes, her daughter does in fact experience age regression. Basically, her mind goes into a state where it emotionally and cognitively functions like someone much younger than her real age. It's not her fault and she can't always control it, it's just how her mind is processing the immense pressure that she feels. Baby Charlie needs safety, love, and space to be herself no matter how she's presenting. And he was going to give all that to his little girl or...or else, dammit!

Lucifer was so confused. But unlike Charlie's worst fears, he was not disgusted at all. He wanted to know more. He knew Char Char was stressed, but he had no idea how strained she had been feeling. How is this supposed to help her? Can she control it at all? Does she actually enjoy it? Is it making her miserable, or is it really helping her be happy?

Vaggie did her best to answer every question. Eventually though, she could tell that something just wasn't clicking for Lucifer despite trying his hardest to understand. She sighed and pulled put her phone.

"Don't you EVER let her know these exist. You understand? She'd kill both of us if she knew I took these."

A video appeared of Charlie sitting on the floor in her red pajamas, banging on a small xylophone to the beat of a Disney Princess song playing in the background. Her little voice sang along, just barely audible over her clanging. Her grin was so contagious, Lucifer thought. Then a pang of nostalgia engulfed him out of nowhere.

Vaggie swiped and a new video appeared. This time Charlie was toddling around their living room, a stuffed animal held in the crook of her arm and her thumb in her mouth. Vaggie could be heard off screen chuckling.

"Go sit, Char Char. Dinner's almost ready." Charlie grinned at her and started walking over, her uncoordinated steps glaringly obvious.

"No.....no.....! Vee vee's gotta cook! Go sit down on the bed....go sit.... good girl! Good girl." Charlie looked back towards Vaggie and cackled before trying to get up again.

Lucifer's heart was absolutely aching. His daughter looked so sweet. So happy and relaxed, something he hasn't truly seen in ages. She absolutely radiated the same joyous energy that she had as a toddler. And Vaggie just kept swiping. Photos and videos of Charlie finger painting, taking naps in weird spots, sitting in baths with bubbles all the way up to her neck. By the end of it Lucifer was tearing up.

He asked if 1, he could get some of those pictures, and 2, when he could see Charlie again. With Charlie's permission he was able to come back over that night for dinner. Even though Charlie painfully shy, she was clearly fascinated by her daddy being around and wanted him to pay attention to her. Lucifer was happy to brush her hair, pull out toys, and even carry her around all night long.

So yes...both! Insanely supportive after being insanely confused. And it's all thanks to Vaggie sorta taking the lead on caring for and speaking up for Charlie.

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Three Under Four

Welcome back to the McAlister's! Those zzz's won't last for long! All three kids are up and ready to run Mom and Dad ragged!

Meanwhile, our current baby explosion seems to still be in full swing with the Baldwin's expecting their second little one!

And Shayne's apparently trying his luck with both of his exes...facepalm! To be fair, he does live across the street from Edith so hopefully she's just seeing him outside of his own house. One can only hope!

Once all three kids were taken care of it was off to work on the classic car for Joanna! Antonio begrudgingly paid the bills they can hardly afford, but at least he's actually dressed! Nothing like doing car bodywork in the snow, in your nightgown, LOL!

Back inside, Antonio is making some toasty warm pancakes...and a mess! Just look at that stovetop! Not gonna lie, those pancakes look delicious though :)

Hmm...Another party, huh Reggie? I was hoping it would be a wedding party by now!

Back to work on the car, I'm hoping they finish it this round, I'm excited to see what it looks like!

Oh, Joanna! You're the one in the cooking career! Not only that, but you're also the highest ranking of my sims in that career! What happened here?

Joanna's finally dressed and running off to work while the kiddo's play. I hope that babysitter comes soon! They can't really afford the sitter services, but they definitely can't afford either Antonio or Joanna to miss work!

Andria's playing the xylophone, (or is that Mabel?) and of course they shower has sprung a leak.

Joanna headed out one last time to hang Holiday Lights and work on the car again before trying to get a few hours of sleep. With three toddlers it seems all my sims have to sleep in shifts so someone is always rested enough to take care of the kiddos.

And we finish out the night with some neighborhood news. Geeze, Reggie's party must have been a rager, it went on for literal hours!

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Gene is my favorite boy, and you understand him so well, I definitely appreciate it. Why is everyone so mean to him 😤

Anyway, to feed my Gene obsession, do you perhaps have any headcanons of him specifically when he was younger? Could be a headcanon from a few years before canon, or even when he was a baby, but I want headcanons from when he was young 🤌🏼

Preferably baby headcanons because baby Gene is so precious I want more content for him

BABY GENE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART i love him so much <3

when both louise and gene started kindergarten tina told them that if they were feeling nervous or scared they could always ask their teacher for her and she would be there to comfort them. louise didn't end up doing this but gene started crying and asking for tina AT LEAST seven times on his first day he was so nervous and missed his family :( his seperation anxiety was so bad that linda ended up staying w/ him practically the first week and tina after that until he made a few friends and felt more confident (but it really helped to know that his sister was there if he needed her)

bob and linda got gene's keyboard as a christmas present when he was like four but before that he would NOT STOP banging pots and pans together and singing making noise etc so they decided if he was gonna be a musician all the damn time he should at least have a proper insturment

when he was a very very young toddler he also had one of those rainbow xylophone toys and both bob and linda immediately noticed that he had a good grasp of rhythm for his age. like not great but he was clearly intending to play actual songs and notes instead of just banging like most kids do

he also LOVED when his parents sang to him like bob would sing his favorite old rock and roll albums to gene before bed and they would just rock out together :) bob was kinda surprised bcuz tina was NOT a fan of his music when she was younger lol

gene was always very jealous of tina's dolls and wanted to play w/ them. not that bob and linda WOULDNT let him play with girly toys if he wanted to or buy them for him but most of them were for ages 3+ and it wasn't safe for him to play with them. tina would occasionally let him play with her dolls if she was there supervising (as much as a four year old can supervise) and when he was old enough she gifted a lot of her old dolls to him!!!! and of course he immediately lost interest bcuz he was a toddler lol but he loved playing dress up

gene wanted to eat anything and EVERYTHING as a kid like he would eat the couch. he would eat the penny. he would attempt to eat the bar of soap. to the point that bob and linda were actually worried he had an eating disorder or something but no he just loves eating (and he likes feeling the different textures in his mouth too) so they started introducing new foods to him all the time and that mostly stopped it although not completely as we saw in that one thanksgiving episode. LOTS of books read to him about what is safe to eat and what isn't

gene would absolutely not sleep without a bedtime kiss/hug/cuddle from linda AND bob and he honestly had trouble sleeping by himself well into his elementry school years. he was always sneaking into his parents bed in the middle of the night to the point they just kinda Accepted this was their reality until he went off to college

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Don and Erin enjoy a relaxing game of chess together. It's a good way of spending time together in the few moment's of quiet peace when all the children are asleep and discuss how their day went and things that they want to do around the house that needed to be done. Chess can be used to help plan tactics too, especially in a pretend 'war' and it's the only kind of war Don ever wants to be in.

Erin gave birth to twin boys this time, a young son named Oberon greets the world with a curious gaze and causing his mom's heart to melt even more.

And their other son is named Obert. Don and Erin both agree that they have reached their limit of children with a total of 9 children. Though even with that many children they consider themselves blessed, if being a little stressed but working together makes it a little better...they hope.

Oakes doesn't really pay attention to his younger siblings, being more fascinated with building things with his play blocks or drawing. There is a lot of responsibility waiting for him once he is older but it's not something he really needs to be concerned about, as a toddler the only things important is learning the world around him and having the love of both his parents. Oakes does sometimes look through the bars into the cradles of one of his siblings, not believing he was ever that small...or loud.

Don is enjoying the rank of Top Gun, knowing he is absolutely close to finally completing his dream and becoming an astronaut and sometimes he find's it hard to believe he had started from nothing and is now near the top!

On one of his days off Don strikes up a conversation with Molly Frio, sharing cooking tips with each other. Don taking this time to learn a new recipe and becomes eager to try making it for his family.

Don takes a small side gig of helping training people at the gym for extra cash. Jack Bunch hires Don for his services and Don makes sure to push Jack to his limits so that he could improve himself and become a healthier man.

Through raising his children, working hard and taking some side gigs to bring in more money, Don makes sure to spend time with his oldest son too. Oakes having a strong bond with his parents gives him a strong foundation for when he is older to know that he could come to them in moments of uncertainty and confusion. Don is proud of his son and finds him incredibly precious with how he learns the world around him and listening to the stories Oakes loves to tell either of his parents.

Oakley is now a toddler and has the Neurotic and Heavy Sleeper traits. He looks more like his dad compared to his older brother but now the world is a little bit bigger and he is able to explore and begin to better understand his world, from the safety of his parents embrace if he ever gets scared.

Oakley is immediately drawn to the xylophone, enjoying the tinging sound it makes when the mallet strikes the brightly colored keys. The sound of the music is comforting and fascinates the small toddler and he giggles with excitement as he continues to plink away on the keys, not making anything that could be called music but is well on the way of beginning to learn and appreciate music, perhaps he will be a musician when he is older? Only time will tell what is Oakley's future.

Don begins the steps of teaching Oakley to walk, much like he had when Oakes was still learning.

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Baby Looney Tunes review - s1ep1b and ep1 song (A Secret Tweet and They Love to Sing song)

Intro stuffs

This will be a text basic description of the plot of the episode and my thoughts about certain things. Sorta a text react more like but whatever.

Baby Looney Tunes episodes are divided in double bills with a short song number in the middle counted as 1 episode all together. I put the individual section names I am covering here in the brackets above.

Song

This song is rather ironic as it is talking about the characters singing yet they never do in these song sections. Instead the characters dance around in various costumes and do little clumsy cartoon visual scits while someone elses voice sings the song. These songs are often nursery rhymes and other well known kids songs with lyrics changed to be about the Looney Tunes instead. These sections will also often have baby versions of Looney Tunes characters which are never in the normal episodes.

There often isn't much to say about these song numbers as they are pretty standard and probably what you expect with the above description. However, this pilot episode decided to do something...erm... shall we say; a little extra. There are various outfits and pop culture references in this one and then check out this screenshot.

Yep your eyes are not deceiving you, that IS a toddler dressed as a pimp. This was not a smart move especially on the FIRST EPISODE! You'd think they would check this a bit more closely being the pilot episode but nope. No fucks were given here.

Episode

This episode starts with the Looney babies playing with their toys again and Bugs apparently has a duck toy. I wonder how Daffy feels about that. Anyways, there is a joke were Daffy says he is gonna pretend to be the king and Sylvester is gonna be his knight. Then Sylvester scares Daffy with a toy robot and laughs at him. This makes no sense coz no1 why would Daffy be afraid of a toy he already knows about just being used as intended and no2 why isn't Sylvester the one being scared? Sylvester's character trait is that he is a "scaredy cat" and they use this as a joke several times later in this same episode totally confusing this supposed joke. Great start lol.

Then we get a scene where Taz interacts with a xylophone like any toddler would do. He throws it, chews on the drum stick and then smashes his fists on it. The show has no problem with this like this is normal. This is literally the opposite of the moral from the previous episode.

Then Tweety is playing with letter blocks and makes a joke about how he doesn't know his letters. Is this joke intended for the kids or the adults? I have no idea. How does he even know they are letters in the first place? Anyways, carry on.

Granny mentions how they are playing together despite them all clearly shown playing apart from each other in different parts of the room. Then she invites everyone except Tweety for a chat outside the room. Tweety investigates and it seems they are whispering about something together. Tweety asks about it but they blow him off. There is a joke about Daffy mentioning the secret isn't about him because Daffy is dumb. Hope you like this joke coz they reuse it A LOT in this show!

Then the scene changes to the kitchen where Granny is making a cake mix with Taz in the toddler chair for some reason near her. This is obviously a terrible idea as Taz eats the ingredients on the spoon the moment Granny's back is turned. He contributes nothing to the cake making. He is literally just there for this joke. Tweety then comes in and asks about what they are cooking and Granny blows him off by claiming it is a new diet food for Taz.

Then the scene changes again to Sylvester cutting shapes into paper to make a Tweety shape chain decoration. Btw the way Sylvester cuts this with his claws makes no sense. Then Tweety comes up and asks them what they are doing. This somehow scares Sylvester onto the roof and Lola blames Tweety for it and tells him to leave. This feels a little too mean spirited an excuse to get him to leave but whatever.

Then the scene changes again to Tweety finding Bugs and Daffy whispering about something. Daffy ends up laughing about how great the secret is while Bugs tries to tell him Tweety is behind him. I hope you like this joke because this one is also reused A LOT.

Then the scene changes yet again to Tweety chatting with Taz. He vents about how he feels like something is wrong with his friends because they are acting weird around him and whispering secrets. Taz is fine to stay there coz he can't ruin the surprise since he can't talk lol. Taz is called away by the others and Tweety is sad and alone again.

The scene changes again to Tweety feeling sad and hearing whispering in a dark room across the hall. Tweety turns the light on saying he is sick of the secrets but it turns out it was all a surprise party. Tweety says they thought they all didn't like him but they say they do. This is a classic cut and paste cartoon episode plot which has been done a million times so there really isn't much to say about it. Boring episode.

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While plenty of generation 8 of the Zarro kids were growing up, there were still an abundance of chaotic toddlers, and Noah had taken it upon himself to watch the swath of his nieces and nephews. “And the little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home,” Noah said, pretending to read from a book. None of the kids were really listening anyway, and he was exhausted, jealous of his toddler son Leo who was passed out on the blanket in front of him.

“Again, again!” said Aspen, giggling beside his brother Rory who nodded with the kind of enthusiasm reserved only for toddlers.

“Seriously?” Noah asked. “Well, I guess it’s better than you guys getting into trouble. Ok, let’s see here. Have you guys ever read The Shining? It’s pretty good, a lot better than the movie.”

The day seemed to be moving at a snail’s pace and Noah was struggling to keep up. From breaking up toddler fights over bottles and toys to changing what felt like thousands of diapers, he finally caved and dozed off while standing up. Aspen paused his playing on the xylophone to look up at his dad and point and laugh. “Daddy’s asleep!” he giggled.

“Hmm?” Noah said, springing back into consciousness. “No way, I wasn’t asleep. Don’t say that. Don’t repeat it to anyone, ok? God, this is the hardest job in the world.”

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First up on our list are wooden blocks. Babies and toddlers love to explore their environment and wooden blocks provide the perfect opportunity for open-ended play and exploration. Wooden blocks can be used to create towers, patterns, and more—allowing your little one to express their creativity.

Next are puzzles. Puzzles are great for helping babies and toddlers learn problem-solving skills. Puzzles come in a variety of shapes, sizes and themes, so you can find one to suit your baby’s individual interests.

Musical instruments are also a great way to encourage your baby’s development. From xylophones to drums and tambourines, these toys provide a fun and engaging way for your baby to explore and create music.

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What was your first instrument?

Well when I was a toddler I had this baby xylophone that I played with constantly. Discovering that stimulation as a baby might’ve made me want to play music throughout my entire life.

But the first instrument I could actually play would have to be the recorder. Funny thing is, I hate recorders now and I think they sound like shit (sorry recorder players). They’re just so squeaky!

When I was nine or ten, my parents got me a keyboard because they knew I was bummed that I had to quit gymnastics due to back problems. However, I never got very good at it. I can play a couple of songs but I just never got the feel for piano in general.

It wasn’t really until I turned eleven that I got my first taste of string instruments. My aunt and uncle got married, and I watched my uncle play acoustic guitar for several hours straight once. I found it so fascinating that such an unassuming instrument could make such a pretty sound. He taught me a couple chords and that was that. Later that year I went to my friend’s house for the first time, and I was really amazed! She played drums, and her older half sister (who unfortunately left the family when my friend was two, as she was a whole lot older than my friend) played the guitar. Her older sister left her amp and electric guitar there, and I thought it was the coolest thing. My friend let me plug in the guitar and I used the things my uncle taught me on acoustic to play a basic progression. However, I never bought a guitar for myself because I didn’t think that I was good enough to actually play it.

That all changed a few years later when I started to dive into classic rock. My grandmother had just died and I was starting to like the things that she did in life, such as her music taste. I fell into Queen’s music super, super quickly. I watched some of their music videos and became fascinated by the instrument John Deacon played. It looked like a guitar, but it only had four strings? I didn’t know what on earth it was! Obviously I had seen Gene Simmons play it before in the Kiss and Scooby Doo Rock n’ Doll Mystery movie, but I thought it was just a guitar! Later I learned that it was a bass guitar, so it WAS a guitar, just a different kind. I started watching some of Davie504’s videos on YouTube, and started becoming more and more fascinated with bass. Finally, in September of 2022, I headed to Guitar Center with my $200 I had in birthday money I had from April. One of the employees (who by the way, looked a strange amount like Kurt Cobain) helped me out with finding a bass that I could hold properly, as I’m only 5’3 and most basses are very large instruments. That’s how I found my beautiful baby, ✨Bonez✨. I picked up on the instrument pretty quickly, and could play part (but not all) of Bohemian Rhapsody within three weeks of playing. I’m still definitely not the best bass player in existence, but I am proud to say that I can play decently well! Im very happy to have found an instrument that I can play without it squeaking when I play Hot Cross Buns! (not sorry, recorder players)

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FNAF Security breach: Baby Gregory AU

Part11: A Familiar Tune

“So…what shall we do first my little sunshine?” Sun asked while looking down at a little bundled up Gregory.

It was their turn…technically, yes they got Gregory during the day but they were always asleep in the spare room during work. From time to time they’d go an check on him, mostly during nap time. They were happy he was on a fairly regular sleep schedule, awake during closing, asleep during opening.

But now, Sun an Moon could enjoy Gregory all to themselves! It was so exciting, but the problem now was what to do. What games could they play, what activities could they do, oh the possibilities were endless!

Kinda…Gregory was still just a baby so they had to keep the energy down a bit, Sun was already thinking of little activities to try. Having set out little toy instruments for later, mostly drums and a xylophone.

Although right now Sun was content with watching Gregory, sitting him down they laid on their front, arms propping up their head and watched. Gregory blinked a few times, turned to Sun and tilted their little head. Before long Gregory stared crawling around, exploring the room he rarely got to be in despite sleeping just above it. He may have been small but he could get around pretty quickly, Sun followed him; crawling on his hands and knee’s as well.

It seemed Gregory found candy wrappers interesting, finding a few laying around. Sun was thankful for that pacifier cause if Gregory didn’t have it in his mouth then that candy wrapper surly would be. Though it didn’t stop him from trying, trying to push it into his mouth.

“I don’t think that’s edible sunshine.” Said Sun gently plucking the wrapper away. He’d have to do a through cleaning later.

Despite loosing his treasure Gregory was a determined little baby, crawling off to find another wrapper…but got easily distracted with some of the cut out pictures of the Glamrock crew. First was a picture of Roxy, then one of Chica in her space theme attire before finding another wrapper.

“What is it with you and these wrappers?” Sun plucked the wrapper away, yeah he’d have to do another sweep of the place; this was ridiculous.

At this point Gregory was getting mad, every little treasure he found was taken away…unaware the dangers it posed him. He shook his little fists and started making a mix of screech and whine noise, he was about to start screaming when something poked his nose…opening his teary eyes he found a little Roxy plush before him. Instantly the wrapper was forgotten and he took hold of the plush, gripping on to it for dear life.

“Well that works, you can’t eat wrappers sunshine you could choke…but I’m pretty sure you don’t know that yet.”

Sun gave a little shrug before standing up, he smiled and gathered up Gregory into his arms. He walked him over to a ball-pit made for toddlers. If he’d say it was about, ankle deep where as the larger pit was hip-deep. At least to a child, he lowered Gregory into the kaleidoscope of spheres before sitting down on the edge. The infants eyes widened as he began crawling again, dragging the Roxy plush with him. He cooed and laughed with joy as he waved the toy around while trying to collect the colored spheres around him. Sun just chuckled to himself watching the little baby try and collect everything.

Before long it was time to eat and Sun had him sitting on a special baby floor seat with a tray attachment, Sun and Moon decided to make Gregory’s dinner this time. He found some recipes for baby foods and made a mixture of rice and lintels with mild spices. At first Gregory was pushing it away cause it wasn’t his usual fruit ones but Sun managed to get a spoonful and instantly Gregory was hooked. He smacked his lips happily as he ate, his dessert was something Moon made with some fruit Vanessa brought in…Sun really needed to talk to Moon about taking things from Vanessa.

Though the purée he made was a hit with Gregory, he didn’t even want the spoon he bent down over the bowl and tried to slurp it up, when that didn’t work he went in with his hands. An upon discovering its unique texture he began to smack it, flinging the purée all over himself. He giggled and cooed happily when he was done.

“Well, you certainly made a mess haven’t you?” Sun looked Gregory up and down, the baby just covered in his dinner. “I think someone needs a bath.”

Sun carried Gregory to the back near the sinks, he filled up one side with warm water before adding just a little bit of soap, he’d already prepared some new clothes for the little one. Working around children it became second nature.

“Ok Gregory in you go.” After undressing him he ease the baby into the water, instantly the splashing began.

“Hey you!” Sun laughed, this wasn’t new to him.

Gregory giggled and wriggled in Sun’s fingers as he was gently cleaned, he got fussy about his hair but Sun knew a few tricks….though he had to pause a moment. He looked at the bruises on Gregory, he just couldn’t figure out where they came from, yes Moon had his theories but Sun still wasn’t sure…it still hurt him to know that a child like Gregory got hurt an there was still no sign of his parents.

“Sun you need to focus.”

Sun gave a little jump hearing his twin’s voice, it was soft but still startled him. “Sorry Moon…just got lost in my thoughts again.”

“I figured as much, the lights are gonna go out soon. You might wanna wrap up his bath before they do ok…we can talk more when he’s put to bed, sound good?”

Give it to Moon to always know what his twin was thinking, Sun gave a nod. After a quick rinse Gregory was wrapped in a warm fluffy towel, dried off, diapered and put into a new onesie. This one decorated with decorated with musical notes. Unlike the others who had specialized onesies, Sun and Moon preferred outfits that were simple. Though Moon was tempted to get the one that said ‘I love you to the moon and back’ but decided against it, he’d just argue with Sun anyway. Though he had to admit the ‘You are my sunshine’ onesie was adorable too.

It was about that time Sun finished putting Gregory into his pajamas that the lights went out, instantly Moon took over. The sudden plunge into darkness already got Gregory whimpering, sudden changes apparently weren’t something he was fond of but Moon could understand.

“Easy moonbeam I got you.” Moon whispered as he bundled Gregory up in a blanket.

Sadly though Gregory was still fussing, already starting to cry a bit. Moon wasn’t sure what to do but was, to his credit, keeping calm. After a moment of thinking…an old memory popped up, one that gave him an idea. Slowly he took Gregory over to a crescent moon rocking chair, sitting down he began rocking the infant back and forth…and started to sing.

It was a tune he knew very well, a lullaby he recorded a long time ago. Gregory’s crying dulled to small whimpering, then melted down to coos’. Moon continued to sing in his hushed tone, smiling wildly as he watched Gregory’s eyes slowly begin to close. Before long Gregory was fast asleep, cuddled against Moon’s chest.

“I haven’t heard that song in a while….”

Moon smiled. “Yeah….you can’t really forget a song like that…”

Neither Sun nor Moon could forget, they could never forget such a familiar tune. The same one Bonnie sang them when they asked him to stay in the Daycare…for the night.

End pt.11

[This was inspired by art done by @callmebread please check out their page. Reblogs are greatly appreciated and this is the song Moon sings to Gregory https://youtu.be/T9uALeQqBPE enjoy]

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What sort of hobbies or toys do you think Nessie would have if she was still supernaturally intelligent BUT had the emotional maturity of her age? So, think like a real child prodigy. Instead of lockets and silverware, what do you get a child who is smarter than you but still a kid? Especially if said kid only has the emotionally maturity of a literal infant? Or I guess we can age her up to a toddler to make this easier.

I could see her enjoying puzzles or building games. She doesn't strike me as a child who is very interested in imaginative play. At least, that's my impression of her from the book. She seems pretty coldly logical. I keep thinking about her declaring the drinking donated human blood is a "nice compromise." Headcanons where she likes dress up and fairy tea parties are cute but that's not the vibe I personally got from her; I can't imagine the Renesmee in my head doing that. But obviously other people see her differently!

But something like legos, or magnet building toys, or even a marble run might appeal to her because it's more logical thinking fun than make-believe. Complicated 3D puzzles, maybe.

And musical instruments. Maybe they started off as a toy piano or xylophone but then she's composing complex songs on them so they get her child-sized but legitimate instruments.

I hope, though, that Emmett or Jacob or Esme or someone can TEACH her how to play, that not everything has to be a serious intellectual endeavor, that it's okay to be silly and goofy. I think the only moment of that in the book is her laughing while Bella is smashing a rock with her newborn strength. As I've said before, the gaping void around Renesmee in the book is JOY. It's all worry and reverence, but no silliness or happiness or goofy voices and that's why she feels so cold and robotic to me I think.

Toddlers are hilarious and adorable and terrible and Renesmee is just this perfect porcelain doll who loves her mom. Someone teach her how to be silly.

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Survival of the Fittest 4

It's been about a week now since I took Devin's body for myself and I still find myself getting turned on by my new appearance. When I wasn't keeping in shape at the gym I would be at home with Sven. Best part about all this? Devin is fucking loaded! I'll never have to work! And I've been using his money for various toys that Sven and I always wanted to experiment with too.

Now you may be wondering about my plan to go after Anthony. Well that comes with patience since my weak brother never learned a thing or two about patience. So I've been ignoring his calls and texts while updating my social media with pics of me and Sven. Anthony is so easy to play it's like giving a toddler a damn xylophone to occupy themselves with.

Within a few days, Anthony came to me. I left him hanging for so long that I texted him while Sven was sucking me off. My boyfriend was aware of my plan and was all for it. Sven took his time, agonizingly teasing me as Anthony walked in without knocking. That alone made his eyes bug out.

"You're here. Welcome in." I greet with Devin's voice.

To Anthony all he saw was Devin sitting back with arms hanging on the couch and his legs spread long enough for some guy to suck him off. "Dude what the fuck is this?!"

"Just gettin my dick sucked." I state casually with a grin on my face.

"But by a guy?!" And that's when he realized. "Wait- is that fucking Sven?! I thought you wanted to kill him too?!"

Now that was news to both of us.

I caressed Sven's cheek to signal for him to get off as he removed himself with a pop. "Well there's a change of plans, big bro." I sneer as I made my voice go from Devin's to mine.

"Wait why do you sound like Benji? Stop fucking around." Anthony's eyes were so wide they looked like they'd pop from their sockets.

I got up from the couch, my wet cock still hanging from my shorts as I walked over with my hands in my pockets. "Because I am Benji. There's a lot of amazing things you can do when you're dead. Such as listen to your brother's confession of killing you over the phone and then taking the body of his best friend." I grin sadistically. "Devin is no more. Well- not the Devin you were friends with at least."

With no hesitation, I lunged forward to wrap my fingers around his neck and lift him with relative ease. "I made the right choice in making this my new body. Just look at how strong I am." I gloat as Anthony tries to release himself from my iron grip. "I was thinking of plenty of ways to exact my revenge on you for killing me. Hell I was going to kill you but looking at you now you just look pathetic. Death isn't even a good enough sentence for trash like you."

I would then throw Anthony towards the door as if he were nothing but a sack of potatoes. "Now get the fuck out of here. We're done." I growl out using Devin's voice while I tug on my neglected cock in front of him.

Anthony wastes no time in escaping which caused me to laugh out hysterically. Almost like a madman even.

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I watched as Benji pulled a massive scare tactic on his brother. But after hearing how I was supposed to be their next target sparked something in me. Something akin to what Benji must have felt. Hatred. A need for personal vengeance. Now I have my own idea to get back at that scum, but for now I rather keep it a surprise from Benji.

Despite me being American, my parents are immigrants from Norway. They moved out here in the northern states to start a lumber business since it was what my father did back home. But my grandmother would always do little blessings and charms with superstitions from their homeland. I thought nothing of it until my grandmother gave me a reading on my birthday. She refused to tell me what it was which was kind of ominous in my opinion. But once she passed on, she left me a note that explained what she saw. The one I love will die and death will bring forth a rebirth to us both. After that she told me of a book she kept hidden under the floorboards that were filled with all kinds of spells that she left for me. And it just so happens that this is all of what she meant.

When I went home, I found the book and began reading, taking a good bit of my blood to write symbols all over my body before taking two wooden figures and carving mine and Anthony's name on them. With white string I soaked in my blood, I burned my doll and put the ashes within Anthony's before wrapping it in a cocoon with the crimson string. Within moments the runes began to glow and flames busted from them to consume me in a painless shell of gold before all that was left were ashes of me. The cocooned doll would then be swallowed by the darkness of my room while a breeze from my window scooped me up and took me to my target. Within Anthony's room I commanded my ashes to enter in every orifice available which left him gagging and heaving. Anthony quickly ran to his bathroom to see the same red symbols painted on his body until they coagulated and covered his body in red. He screamed in pain as his soul became a puppet for me while I took control. I looked at my new reflection and gave a sadistic smile before going to the shower and washing all the blood from my new body.

I will miss my parents but my home is with Benji.

Once I finished showering I packed some clothes in a duffle bag and headed to Benji's place. Well- not until I grabbed my grandmother's spellbook from my old room by climbing through the window. As I used the spare key that Benji left hidden for me I quietly set the bag down and walk to his room. I'd admire how the moonlight from the window caught all those muscles before crawling on top of him and kissing him.

"Mm..what changed your mind to finally stay the night?" Benji asked in a groggy but happy voice.

"I had things to take care of." I answered with my voice before going in for another kiss.

"Like what?" He'd ask again while caressing my cheek and then my hair only to feel curls instead of straight and thin hair.

That was enough to wake him up. He switched on the lights to see Anthony on top of him with a grin on his face. "Sven? Are you?"

"In his body? Sure am." I beam with pride before explaining the whole thing. Benji was amazed but relieved to see that I found peace. Now both of our murderers were brought to justice. Our form of justice.

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Ever since Sven took Anthony's body as my own I grew worried over if it'd geopardize our relationship. But the more he stayed around the more I saw Sven. Anthony wasn't an identity anymore. I saw him as my boyfriend. He sounds like Sven, talks like him, has his mannerisms. That's all my heart needed to see. Eventually Sven moved in with me and he "came out" to my mom . She was delighted and it was honestly nice having my mom in my life again. There would be a few times I'd let my true identity slip and she'd just laugh it off. It was my way of letting her know I'm still here, but what me and Sven did could never be publicly shared. Mainly to keep appearances after all.

But everything is as it should be. The strong prevailed and the weak minded perished. Such is nature. Survival of the fittest.

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Sandor Clegane Fluff Alphabet

Requested by: @shyloudpanda

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A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Literally anything and everything. The slightest thing, he thinks is beautiful.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Although the thought of fatherhood frightens him (he just doesn’t think he’d make a good dad) the idea of you pregnant with his baby, cradling a newborn, teaching a little toddler to walk... it makes his heart swell

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

He loves spooning you. He envelopes your body perfectly, cuddling close to you with his arms around your middle. Good luck trying to wriggle away in the middle of the night if you get too hot, need the bathroom etc because he is not letting go

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Sandor doesn’t do ‘dates’. Even when you were courting, he didn’t do dates (I don’t think they really exist in Westeros lolz) but sometimes you’ll sit with some wine, just talking. And it’s peaceful and calm and 🥺🥺

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

Little one 🥺🥺

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

When you told Ser Trant to ‘fuck off before I shove your own sword up your arse’. Sandor had to bite back his laughter as you Trant turned an ugly shade of puce

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Very, very gentle. He’s so afraid of hurting you that more often than not, he treats you like a glass ornament

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

You very rarely do it in public; he’d much rather you p it your arm into the crook of his elbow

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He thought you were just another ditzy maid at first, but boyyy was he wrong (see F)

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Sandor Clegane is a very jealous man. He WILL throw hands and draw swords if someone is making you uncomfortable, and he is not afraid to get caught in an alcove with you

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

It was you who initiated the first kiss; he was insisting that you didn’t want a monster like him, but you rolled your eyes and just pressed your lips to his.

He normally takes your lead with kisses, going by how gentle or how passionate you want it

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

Him- after the first kiss. He was so overwhelmed with emotion that it just blurted out

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

Your wedding day. The way you looked up at him, swamped in the cloak of his house, your hair braided back from your face had his heart racing

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

No. You don’t want it, he doesn’t see the point in ‘useless shit that you don’t really want’. You make do with what you have, and that’s good enough for you both

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

White. It’s the colour of your simple linen night clothes, and you look like some sort of angel in the dead of night with your hair all haloed on the pillow, face relaxed...

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Love, darling, woman, wife

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

What is considered non-modern in Westeros??

He likes old stone and wood carvings. Even though he lives a relatively simple life, he does find beauty in the intricate carvings you adorn your home with

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Ride. There’s nothing like a horse ride through the wind and rain, into the forest. It’s soothing to just listen to the rain, but be protected by the canopy of leaves. Bonus points if you’re with him

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

He represses it deep down. It takes a lot to make Sandor break, and sometimes he just needs a good cry into your chest

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

He’s a man of few words, so it’s usually up to you to hold the conversation. He doesn’t mind, and occasionally inputs a remark that has you grinning

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Being with you; just laying in bed, staring at the ceiling...

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

You. You’re the only thing in his life that’s pure and good.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

It’s a quiet affair; if you’re still in kings landing, it’ll be in the sept of Baelor; if you’re northern, it’ll be under a weirwood of the old gods

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

You don’t have a song. He does like watching you dancing to lively fiddle music, occasionally he’ll join you in a tavern or inn

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Always. He wants you as his wife and no one else.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

He adores his mean-tempered horse, Stranger. Despite Stranger’s aggression, he has gained trust for you, and is as gentle to you as he is to his master

I feel like Sandor would like a few big dogs, especially if you live in a little cottage in the middle of nowhere

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