#so glad i can create a safe space for the only form of acceptable f1 wag discourse (why are they literally all settling for these men)

[valyrfia]

ok out of all the f1 wags who would you want to chat up the most because for me that's 100% kika gomes, that woman can ruin me and i would thank her

Only form of WAG discourse I will entertain on here. I'll give you a top 5. Please remember this is subjective and literally just fun based off of the tiny bit we know about them. I am not pitting one against the other, I just think all of them should dump their loser boyfriends and date each other (and me) but without further ado:

5. Carmen Mundt Gorgeous and intelligent woman who isn't afraid to be vulnerable on socials and carries herself in a way that is so goddamn attractive. Only issue is she intimidates me and I would probably regress and be far too shy to go talk to her in the first place.

4. Heidi Berger So....*twiddles thumbs*. I am learning Portuguese for homosexual reasons currently, but I did watch a good portion of Onde Está Elisa because Heidi Berger is in it...not my finest moment in my gay career.

3.Kika Gomes Kika I need a chance. Just one chance. It was pointed out for me that her mother is even more drop dead gorgeous, an insane family, face cards have NEVER declined. She is definitely settling in her current relationship and I need to say this with such emphasis.

2. Alexandra Saint Mleux A lot of this has been covered by me causing discourse by saying Charles is punching, but let's just say I think the first time I ever saw a picture of Alex I audibly gasped I didn't think they made girls that pretty.

1. Lily Zneimer O**** P******....I am WARNING you that if you do not put a ring on it I WILL do it myself. Absolutely drop dead beautiful, and a INSANELY smart and capable woman in STEM. She has my entire heart and it pains me immensely that the most I know about her is the man she's dating.