#alex is everything charles is just ken discourse

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Also, Lily Zneimer does not look wag. She's a wag but she's not. She really gives biggest college girl vibes.

Lily acts and dresses like she's doing her loser boyfriend a massive favour by even deigning to be seen with him and honestly, that's hot.

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https://twitter.com/16predestinatos/status/1779575593308229844 is this you lol?

it is not me but i fully agree with the sentiment

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literally look at her. He should be grateful to be breathing her air

Notice how absolutely over the moon he is. This is the ONLY CORRECT RESPONSE about being in the vicinity of Lily. That’s a man that knows he’s pulled above his station.

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ok out of all the f1 wags who would you want to chat up the most because for me that's 100% kika gomes, that woman can ruin me and i would thank her

Only form of WAG discourse I will entertain on here. I'll give you a top 5. Please remember this is subjective and literally just fun based off of the tiny bit we know about them. I am not pitting one against the other, I just think all of them should dump their loser boyfriends and date each other (and me) but without further ado:

5. Carmen Mundt Gorgeous and intelligent woman who isn't afraid to be vulnerable on socials and carries herself in a way that is so goddamn attractive. Only issue is she intimidates me and I would probably regress and be far too shy to go talk to her in the first place.

4. Heidi Berger So....*twiddles thumbs*. I am learning Portuguese for homosexual reasons currently, but I did watch a good portion of Onde Está Elisa because Heidi Berger is in it...not my finest moment in my gay career.

3.Kika Gomes Kika I need a chance. Just one chance. It was pointed out for me that her mother is even more drop dead gorgeous, an insane family, face cards have NEVER declined. She is definitely settling in her current relationship and I need to say this with such emphasis.

2. Alexandra Saint Mleux A lot of this has been covered by me causing discourse by saying Charles is punching, but let's just say I think the first time I ever saw a picture of Alex I audibly gasped I didn't think they made girls that pretty.

1. Lily Zneimer O**** P******....I am WARNING you that if you do not put a ring on it I WILL do it myself. Absolutely drop dead beautiful, and a INSANELY smart and capable woman in STEM. She has my entire heart and it pains me immensely that the most I know about her is the man she's dating.

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what i have noticed these past days is the rising of wag obsession on social media and it's really weird like it's okay i guess to find them cute but more than that ? like constantly talking about them and looking out for their personal info 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i wish people would look at these girls and realize they aren't all that and that they're normal girls. like us. i don't understand what's so important about them or interesting. sorry. it's just my opinion :/// like they have their own careers and jobs.

I would like to clarify that my recent run of WAG asks and answers have been twofold: firstly to encourage finding women hot and secondly (and mostly) as a reactionary pushback against usual WAG culture which is incredibly misogynistic and seems to perceive these women as some sort of "threat" or "leading my pookie astray".

They are normal women trying to live their lives, some are more public facing than others so what they choose to show I will celebrate because for every person speaking positively about them, there's five others waiting for them to slip and show the slightest sign of weakness. It's horrific, bluntly. I don't want to know anything more about these women other than what they publicly show, but just by virtue of inhabiting F1 fan spaces I come across details of their exes, their families, relationship timelines–all stuff that should be private and is instead waved around as "proof" that they're terrible people for...being human? Having lives? Women can never win and that's never more evident than in WAG culture.

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What does it means "charles is punching"

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As a lesbian I agree that she's very gorgeous although I do believe on a purely objective level Charles is better looking, I'm not attracted to him but I can't deny that he IS one of the best looking guys out there without a doubt. Although I have to add the she is not exactly my type but yes she's pretty

*looks over my shoulder at every girl i have ever had a thing with, sees a line of brown eyed brown haired tan skinned girls* okay so I might be biased.

I think Charles is the best looking guy I have ever seen, objectively. He's handsome in a very soft way while still being athletic. I personally still think Alex is far better looking though.

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https://x.com/leclercsletters/status/1782087069738910159?s=46

might have to agree with you alex is everything charles is just ken 🙂‍↔️

This was @gaslightgirlsummer before sending me that video

(I did need to sit down)

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“do you want one too?” im crying that is so REAL!!!! charles… watch out… u better hope i never meet ur gf

Charles went and had his excellent gay experience with Damiano without care to make it equal and ensure his girlfriend was also getting an excellent gay experience smh guess in order to fix that it falls on m-*GUNSHOTS*

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you about Alex fr

this is an accurate description of what it's like in my head yes

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It is truly so sad that we dont know anything about Lily aside from her bf, that she met him in high school, and that she’s studying engineering in university. Legit those are the one three facts we know about her. We dont even know what her voice is like!!!!!!

I truly respect their privacy and would not want to “demand” anything because who am I to do that right? But…. if we could just hear her voice, a snippet of her talking…. That would be NICE! I just want to know how she sounds like! 😭

Lily is an icon and I love that she's also cultivated her space and peace away from crazy, rabid, insane, misogynistic WAG culture. But at the same time selfishly I am also so upset that out of the two of them we're stuck with her kinda loser boyfriend who just drives cars.

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as a Liberal Arts girlie Lily is still who I aspire to be. goals. alex is like, there, i guess.

(thanks for clarifying that you were talking about Lily Muni He and Alex Albon because I MIGHT have been about to throw hands)

Alex personality-wise? Incredible guy, loves his girlfriend and is vocal about it, great driver. Alex physically? Yeah he gives me the ick……he is there. I guess.

Lily. You talented incredible beauty of a lady. I know you have a boyfriend who knows your worth and rightfully adores you but just give me one chance. I can show you the world.

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I need all the wags (except for Carmen because I feel like George treats her like she deserves, they look so so happy together) to give me just one chance, just one, I promise I'll treat them better I promise

I might not have the money and the 5 star hotels but I WILL worship the ground they walk on like they deserve! You bet if I were dating one of these women I would never shut up about it.

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all the wags are barbie’s. The only reason their kens got into racing was out of boredom when their gf’s were busy being amazing

TRUE! F1 drivers should remember their roots and worship the ground their partners walk on.

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alex is stunning but as a fellow stem girlie, lily is who i aspire to be 🙏

I am biased because I am a STEM girlie and my type is historically….STEM girlies but if Lily gave me a single chance I think I would drop everything to wife her and I’m sadly not even joking.

(Although I really admire Alex having such a strong interest and drive towards art - especially at her age! I hardly knew my own hobbies at 21/22 let alone how to turn them into anything. We’re lifting all the WAGs up on this blog).

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God, speaking of “we saw you from across the bar” couples. Nico and Vivian always gave of those vibes so strongly to me, I just know they were soliciting people on the grid at after parties and yes, it should’ve been me.

also maybe charles should just let alex peg him and that would fix all his problems 🤷

Nico and Vivi don’t let silly little things like ‘heterosexuality’ stop them from having fun and that’s why they’re the royal couple of F1. Also Nico Rosberg likes women in that he worships the ground his wife walks on and I appreciate that greatly about him.