valyrfia
valyrfia
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valyrfia · 5 hours ago
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lewis hamilton identifying nico rosberg by lips alone.... oh grill the grid they could never make me hate you
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valyrfia · 8 hours ago
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WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DUOLINGO INDIA'S ADMIN?
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valyrfia · 8 hours ago
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naomi osaka to be seeded for the us open RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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valyrfia · 8 hours ago
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ur the only magui supportive blog i know so just to say people are tearing her apart on twitter over *checks notes* flying with ryanair
I'm not magui-supportive per se, more like magui-neutral but that comes across like I'm her number one fan in the current F1 fandom overton window. But people are actually insane over her to the point where just in my casual scroll of socials in breaks at work today I've seen a. people inventing hook up stories w lando to make it look like he's cheating b. faked texts and faked PR contracts and c. people slagging her off for flying ryanair instead of private because it means lando must not really love her. God forbid a working woman pay for her own flights, and god forbid she not want to hire a whole private plane for herself for a two hour flight.
I've been saying for months being an F1 WAG is a walking horror movie in action with privacy completed erased and thousands of people online ready to worship you or hate you on the flip of a coin depending on how well you fit their idea of what a WAG is or how easily they can self-insert into your life. The fact that the current socially accepted position in the F1 fandom is to openly slander a woman online who has nothing to do with the sport apart from who she dates. Idk.
Lastly I always think taking pics of a celeb w/o their knowledge or consent is weird but I have to say damn I wish I looked that good when I fly ryanair.
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valyrfia · 8 hours ago
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On the mcl thing why am I seeing a lot of "maybe they didn't know 🥺" and "it's a coincidence" not to be mean but people should tone it down with the anti wrinkle cream on their brains ffs
Oh and the orange man just wandered into their garage in Miami 2024 did he? HOW this team has managed to convince everyone they're the woke Formula 1 team is beyond me.
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valyrfia · 12 hours ago
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a magui fiques atrás de mim
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valyrfia · 13 hours ago
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"mclaren having d*nald t**mp as a guest and the comments made by Zak and L*ndo didn't mean anything its not that deep"
Yeah. Thats why the US department of homeland security (ICE), has made and posted an image of pato o'ward's (who is mexican and was born in mexico) number 5 car painted in an ICE livery, to advertise their new Indiana "detention centre" they've named "Speedway Slammer"
Don't try and tell me that's a coincidence either because ill just block you I'm not arguing with people who have no brain
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valyrfia · 14 hours ago
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carlos asks jannik what he did during the break, jannik replies with "nothing crazy", then he throws the question back at carlos and he mimics his answer by saying "nOthInG cRazY" as well, all while smiling and giggling I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN.
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valyrfia · 14 hours ago
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hey guys quick question
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valyrfia · 15 hours ago
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there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead
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valyrfia · 15 hours ago
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valyrfia · 16 hours ago
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valyrfia · 16 hours ago
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thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad
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valyrfia · 16 hours ago
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charles isn't necessarily a wdc breaker or whatever it is some people call him. he IS a supremely talented driver. but more importantly he's one of those tubeworms that live in hydrothermal vents who, through millions of years of evolutionary adaptation, have made a home for themselves in the most inhospitable environment in the world.
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valyrfia · 16 hours ago
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Cunk on Wenclair
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valyrfia · 1 day ago
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You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex
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valyrfia · 1 day ago
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One of the major dividing lines of our age is between those who think it's worthwhile to cooperate and work with other people, accepting their flaws and limitations, to build something larger than ourselves, and those who think everything is fundamentally hopeless and that other people are corrupt, degenerate, and suspect. And the latter is not conducive to having any kind of culture at all.
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