#so it’ll be kinda hard to hide the ulterior motive of saving humanity
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“i’m gonna fight god” “i’ll kill god” “god is dead. we killed them” “god abandoned us” “i’ll beat god’s ass”
FOOLS. i will kiss god on the mouth and make their knees so weak they kneel before me. my seduction will be the saving grace of humanity
#i mean considering we’re already friends#i’m halfway there 👀#though they know i’m ace and can like#read my brain and shit#so it’ll be kinda hard to hide the ulterior motive of saving humanity#they listen to me as it is bc they’re a good friend#we get along well. we grew up together after all#they probably don’t appreciate me making this joke lmao#it’s okay tho they know i’m goofin#if i get hit by lightning you know which petty bitch made it happen#religious trauma#i will fight god#nah bro i’ll smooch god on da lips#kiss me you fool#jm jabbers
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