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official birdie fanart @crushribbons ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ
from part 4๐
#THANK YOU FOR SHARING UOUR WRITING๐ซถ๐#this sceneโฆim obsessed with these two stubborn brats๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน#i was telling Laney these things are like the cat distribution system but instead of that itโs the artist one#and (maybe unfortunately) for her I WANT TO DRAW HER WRITING SO BADLY๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ#so sheโs stuck with me๐๐๐#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x reader
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as the flowers bloom, my heart does too โ*ยท๏พmisa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (14/17)
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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.
or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous
fic: see my masterlist ๐ค
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8,429 likes yourusername: officially two years stuck with me ๐ค
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marisabel_rguez Happiest two years of my life ๐
username1 how has it been two years already?
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bff3 Happy two years my loves ๐
friend1 to many more!
jennihermoso Explains why she's been less of a nuisance the last two years ๐คฃ
username2 THE CUTEST
sofie.svava Angels!!
ingridengen ๐
alexiaputellas Good luck getting rid of her now, @/marisabel_rguez๐คฉ โณ marisabel_rguez More like, good luck getting rid of ME now ๐
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17:36 marisabel_rguez Got a notif that you tagged me?
17:36 marisabel_rguez Oh, hello ladies. I miss you. ๐
17:48 yourusername they miss you too ๐
17:48 marisabel_rguez Won't have to be much longer now!
17:48 marisabel_rguez But you know Ale is going to be annoyed when she sees it, right? ๐คฃ
17:49 yourusername hmmmm so be it. she's a big girl, she can take it.
17:49 marisabel_rguez Wear that dress for me when you pick me up, pretty please?
17:49 yourusername i'll think about it ๐
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14,363 likes marisabel_rguez: Little Miss 'has a tiny home office but never uses it' ๐ Kidding. Always working hard, so proud of you, amor.
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albaps9 lord, she wouldnโt survive one day in the wild without internet
yourusername because if i sit there then i don't get to be around you ๐ญ โณ marisabel_rguez I'm starting to think you only had me put up that desk for you just so you could see me work up a sweat. โณ yourusername i will neither confirm or deny ๐
bff1 does she even realise you live with her lollll
sofie.svava Go outside. Feel the sun. Go touch some grass.
alexiaputellas Dating her laptop since 2019 ๐คฉ
username1 i can just see misa sitting there, taking these pics like ๐โบ๏ธ๐คณ
bff2 Didn't know you two were polyamorous? ๐ปโค๏ธ๐ญ
bff3 Oh, I see they're still together then! ๐คญ
yourusername everyone's bullying meeee ๐ โณ marisabel_rguez They're just jealous of your drive ๐๐ โณ albaps9 jealous? hahahahahaha no she works way too much โณ yourusername i work a normal amount?? โณ marisabel_rguez You did work remotely all throughout our last vacation ๐คซ โณ yourusername bc i had deadlines ๐ฅบ and otherwise i couldn't have gone ๐ฅบ and then i would've missed you ๐ฅบ and then i would've been sad and then you would've been sad ): โณ alexiaputellas No... you really work too much, hermanita ๐
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10:34 ๐ค Misa ๐ค Thought we should move the conversation here.
10:34 ๐ค Misa ๐ค But I know, amor. I was only joking. We both have to make sacrifices in this relationship to get the fullest out of our time together. I don't blame you for working when we're away or when you travel to watch me play, because you're still with me. You came for me. And I at least get to be in your presence or glance at you from across the room ๐
10:39 you i just always feel so guilty. when i'm there, but i'm not there, you know? i'm there to see you, to spend time with you, but i still can't give my full attention because of work. but i if i don't do it then, then that work will just follow me home and add to the list of things. and also when i have to finish stuff up at home and all i want is to spend time with you after you get homeeeeeeee
10:40 ๐ค Misa ๐ค You know what I see when you're all focused in your home office? A hard working woman, whose built herself up from the ground, who is doing something she likes, who's making a career for herself. It makes me fall in love with you even harder.
10:41 you not sure what i ever did to deserve you. thank you for loving me the way that you do.
10:41 you you know that it still gives me butterflies whenever you flash across the screen or whenever you walk out onto the pitch? it feels so silly because i'm no longer a teenager with a crush, but you have that effect on me. i am so in love with you.
10:41 ๐ค Misa ๐ค Haha, I know. It was like that for me before we ever dated. But you already know that. And it's still like that for me when I see you in the crowd.
10:42 you i doooo but tell me again ๐
10:42 ๐ค Misa ๐ค Tonight, over dinner. I'll cook you something ๐
10:42 you then i'll cover dessert!
10:42 ๐ค Misa ๐ค Oh! Okay ๐๐
10:42 you misa ๐คฃ
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2,158 likes tagged: marisabel_rguez yourusername: what's missing?
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username1 a rock on your ring finger?? ๐คฃ โณ alexiaputellas It's looking a little lonely, isn't it? ๐ โณ username1 GAHOGWHAGKASGLAWE HI โณ username2 OMG ALEXIA โณ username3 alexia captain of the ship confirmed โณ username4 lol who would've thought!! โณ username5 PK Alexia against Misa would NEVER-
albaps9 your left arm
jennihermoso My glasses, for sure. Because what the hell is missing? ๐ง
marisabel_rguez Hah, cute try, but no, amor, we really can't get a pet. I told you โค๏ธ โณ yourusername but but but but but please? โณ marisabel_rguez Who takes care of it when we're gone? โณ yourusername ๐ฃ
patri8guijarro can someone just tell me bc i'm lazy to look for it
bff2 Sugar in your coffee?
username2 so what is missing??? ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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bff1 i see you have a preferred seat โณ yourusername duh! free seating wherever i go, who wouldn't love that?? โณ marisabel_rguez Free? Since when? โณ yourusername tHiS LoVe IsNT TRaNsAcTIonAL??? ๐ โณ marisabel_rguez At your service ๐ซก๐ณ๐
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marialeonn16 next time we pick the place!! ๐
ingridengen We had a lovely time with you two ๐
marisabel_rguez They really do it better! โณ yourusername you're biased
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2,985 likes yourusername: dw i'll always stay loyal to you, barcelona <3
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albaps9 so, how's your life of chastity going?
bff1 thatโs for sure not going to get you laid โณ alexiaputellas Haha, I like that. Buy a few more of those @/yourusername. โณ marisabel_rguez Meh, it's usually already off before I can read it ๐ โณ bff1 savage ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ โณ albaps9 misa you truly are our bravest soldier โณ alexiaputellas OYE??? Quรฉ coรฑo??!??
username1 idk what has spurred it but i love how theyโre back in their โunapologetically lusting after each otherโ phase โณ username2 here for it ๐ค โณ username3 RIP Alexia though ๐
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09:56 albaps9 MISA
09:56 albaps9 HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED ANYTHING? ๐คฃ
09:59 marisabel_rguez She's been insecure about her physique and I couldn't have that ๐
09:59 albaps9 sure, you're just a horn dog. you both are. bye!
09:59 albaps9 btw i'm sleeping with yn tonight. you take the guest room. bc otherwise i can't look you two in the eye tomorrow morning xoxoxo
10:21 marisabel_rguez Noooo ๐
10:28 albaps9 yesssss
10:31 marisabel_rguez Are you really kicking me out of my own bed?
10:31 albaps9 yes!!!!
10:31 marisabel_rguez But it has the better mattress and I need that for my back. I'm the professional athlete out of the two of us.
10:34 albaps9 oh so it has nothing to do with the bombshell in that bed with you?
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10:48 albaps9 see?! i don't want to be traumatised again so you take the guest room.
10:48 marisabel_rguez What do you mean 'traumatised' and 'again'?
10:48 albaps9 be fucking real rn misa
10:48 albaps9 i'm not stupid. you two did the nasty when we all came to madrid that first time
10:51 marisabel_rguez We didn't
10:51 albaps9 fuck off! you SO did!!!
10:51 marisabel_rguez Did not
10:51 albaps9 did
10:51 marisabel_rguez Did not ๐
10:51 albaps9 I HEARD IT!!!!! I COULDN'T SLEEP!!!! ๐คฎ
10:53 marisabel_rguez Our fridge is noisy and you probably heard the AC buzz too.
10:53 albaps9 ohhh right! that must be it! you have a very intelligent fridge if it can talk, you know? it must've been very lonely, calling out your names and all. how did you teach it?
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10:56 albaps9 that's right. so take the damn guest room bc i can tell ale and mami what you did while we were there and if they find out, they'll make your body disappear and then you'll have a very very very very sad and lonely girlfriend
10:57 marisabel_rguez Wow, YN wasn't kidding...
11:03 albaps9 about what?
Seen
11:48 albaps9 about WHAT
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10:05 alexiaputellas Maria Isabel. No.
13:26 alexiaputellas Jover, Misa. I said no!!! Why post another one!!! ๐ซ
14:00 marisabel_rguez jejeje ๐
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12:01 albaquerque ๐ผ i'm waiting ten more minutes and then i'm going shopping for myself. i've been fighting the urge to splurge. saw some nice earrings.
12:03 you jesus, i'm barely late
12:03 albaquerque ๐ผ where are you
12:03 you ummm im almost at the jeweller i think, but alba!!!!!!!!
12:03 you i love her but it's so hard to surprise her
12:04 you misa insisted on dropping me off so that i didn't have to take the metro. i had her drop me off somewhere far away so she wouldn't get suspicious
12:04 albaquerque ๐ผ sigh. fine. the things i do for you and love.
12:04 you you have the patience of a child
12:04 albaquerque ๐ผ ๐
12:04 albaquerque ๐ผ less talking more walking. chop chop.
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14:05 alexiaputellas Good luck waking them up ๐
14:08 marisabel_rguez Starting to think I could bring a flamenco group in the room and they'd still sleep through it.
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15,381 likes tagged: yourusername marisabel_rguez: Queen in front of her palace gates ๐
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bff1 not the fanciest castle i have ever seen bff3 Yeah, it's quite shabby? bff2 Poor thing probably sitting there because no one's opening the door for her. yourusername i hate you guys ๐คฃ
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marisabel_rguez You skipped over the good sex part, should I take offence to that? โณ yourusername hm yea it isn't good. โณ yourusername it's brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before <3 <3 โณ alexiaputellas ๐ โณ yourusername oh so now i can't quote lady gaga anymore?
username1 y'all are so goals
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username3 I want what they have
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18,329 likes tagged: yourusername marisabel_rguez: Christmas ๐ โบ๏ธ
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username1 misa and yn are on gran canaria. pics are from people who met them. they were out with misa's family ๐
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username2 it's a good day for the queers
username3 Stop, they look so happy ):
username4 they're literally radiating i'm so happy for them
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a/n: christmas vibes in august, who would've thought? hope you enjoyed the update. happy august <3
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Sissy Thoughts
I don't know that it's necessarily something a sissy girl evolves into. But at some point I think they realize that they have different moods, interests, and feelings throughout the days and weeks. Sometimes they're obsessed with humiliation and dirty/naughty/rough love making. Other days they're interested in bbc and dream about being with a black man. Then some days they're desiring sissygasms and desperately searching for things to get them excited. Somedays they're wanting to learn, and spend time studying things like makeup, perfume, and nail polish. And maybe some days they just dream about hanging with the girls, and gossiping about boys and enjoying a fem life. Or they even have days where it's not a kink thing, they're just stuck in a fem mood where they can't help thinking about hair styles, cute outfits, high heels, and a smooth body (which is where I was at today). I don't know that this means anything, or that it's even important. I just noticed today that I'm in a different fem mood, but it's still girly and makes me want to cum. Even though it's not focused on humiliation, anal, or big bulges, or even ABDL. I hope I'm not trying to force this metaphor, but I think it's sissies gaining a feminine mindset, like what real girls have. Guys have those basic naturalistic instincts where it is just pleasure, fun, food, and sleep. A basic animal instinct where they can only focus on one thing at time. In contrast women have a variety of feelings and emotions, and can have them at the same time as well. So when a sissy girl can range from bulge obsession, to makeup and slumber parties, to cute boy gossip, and even to hair, clothes, and shoes. I think it's a sign that her mind is feminizing and being exposed to a wider array of thoughts and stimulation. Moving to a place where she can feel and handle multiple different sensations at the same time.
@beta-dreamsva โค๏ธ @2inchchelsea ๐งก @sienna-thee-sissy ๐ @helen-the-doll ๐ฉต @jess-wears-the-dress ๐ฉท @pinkkayladolly ๐ @kimberly-kash ๐ @goodgirlmadison ๐ค @norah-is-not-straight ๐ค @stacey-xox-bimbo โฃ๏ธ@starislivingherbestlife ๐ @veras-caption-haven โค๏ธโ๐ฅ @elektrarose ๐ @jessigurll ๐ @cassandra-the-baby-girl ๐ @betatutufairy ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ @turngay4dualipa ๐ค @pinkyfaggyx ๐ @pussyfreesince94-2 ๐ @raydrecker ๐ฅด @honeyhornypup ๐ถ @sweatersub ๐ตโ๐ซ @carolineeleni ๐ฃ @sissykimmygurl ๐ @incognitoelizabeth ๐ผ @sissymissyxoย ๐ผ @2inchchelseaย ๐ผ @sissydollyisabella ๐ @goodwitchkylie @remygurl45 ๐ @bambimandi ๐ @kendallpinkbrain2 ๐ @cutieecassie ๐ @selenasgirltiffany21 ๐ค @leiamoony ๐ @uneamifemme ๐ @sissyloren2 ๐ @queendestiny6912 ๐ @karlie-xox ๐
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We need a sir psycho sexy copypasta
A long, โโโ long, โ long, โ long โโโ time ๐คฃ ago ๐
Before ๐ค the wind, ๐ before ๐ the snow ๐ฟ Lived a man, ๐จโ๐ค lived a man ๐ฆธ๐พโโ๏ธ I ๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ know ๐ญ Lived a freak ๐๐๐ of nature ๐ named ๐งจ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho ๐คฌย Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho ๐คฌ Sexy ๐ that ๐๐ถ๐
is me ๐ Sometimes โจ I ๐ find ๐ I ๐ need ๐ to scream ๐ฑ He's ๐จ a freak โผ๏ธ๐คช๐ณ๐ฅด๐ฅฐ of nature ๐ But ๐ฅ we ๐ฌ love ๐คฃ him ๐ด so He's ๐น a freak ๐๐๐ of nature ๐ But โ we ๐ฉ๐ let ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐๐ him ๐ด go ๐ฆ
Deep ๐ฑ inside ๐ the garden ๐ก of Eden ๐จ๐๐ Standing ๐น there ๐ฆง with my ๐ฝ๐ฅ hard ๐ฉ on ๐ bleedin' There's ๐ a devil ๐ฟ in ๐ my ๐ dick ๐ฅ๐ฅ and some ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ demons ๐น in 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ my ๐ฟ semen Good ๐ God ๐ no ๐๐ that ๐๐ค would ๐๐ be ๐ treason Believe ๐ me ๐ฐ Eve ๐ she ๐ฉ gave ๐ good ๐ reason ๐ค Booty looking ๐๐๐๐ too ๐คทโโ๏ธ good ๐ not ๐ฏ to be ๐ฎ squeezin' Creamy โ๏ธ beaver hotter ๐๐ผ๐จ than ๐ง a fever ๐คง I'm ๐คฃ a givin' 'cause ๐ she's ๐ฉ the receiver ๐ I ๐ฌ won't ๐ง๐๐ and I ๐ซ don't โ hang ๐ up ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ until ๐ I ๐ณ please ๐ her ๐ญ๐บ๐บ Makin' ๐ฉ her ๐ฉ feel ๐๐ like ๐
an over ๐คฌ achiever I ๐๐๐ take ๐ค it away ๐ for 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ a minute โฐ just ๐ to tease ๐พ her ๐๐๐ง Then ๐ฎ I ๐ฟ๐ผ give ๐๐จ it back ๐คโฌ
๏ธ a little ๐ค bit ๐ deeper Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐ฅ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah ๐ (he's โ
the man ๐จโ๐ง that ๐ I ๐ฐ met ๐ one ๐๐ค time) โ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah ๐ด๐ฒ๐โ (he's ๐๐
ฐ๏ธ the man ๐ฆ that ๐ left โฌ
๏ธ me ๐คฃ๐คฃ blind) Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah ๐ (he's ๐น the man ๐จโ๐ญ he's ๐น the man ๐ฆ he's ๐โโ๏ธ the man) ๐จโโ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah ๐ข๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐๐ป๐ (yeah) ๐๐คท He's ๐จ a freak โผ๏ธ๐คช๐ณ๐ฅด๐ฅฐ of nature ๐ But ๐ค we ๐ฝ love ๐ him ๐ด๐จ so He's ๐โโ๏ธ a freak โผ๏ธ๐คช๐ณ๐ฅด๐ฅฐ of nature ๐ But โ๐ฝ we ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ let ๐ง๐ปโ๐คโ๐ง๐ฝ him ๐จ go ๐ฆ
I ๐ผ๐ผ got ๐ฉ stopped by ๐บ a lady ๐ต๐ cop ๐ฎ In ๐ป๐ป๐ป my ๐ automobile ๐ She ๐ฉโ๐ฌ said ๐ฃ๏ธ get ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ผ out ๐ค and spead your ๐ legs ๐ And then ๐๐ต she ๐ฑโโ๏ธ tried ๐ to cop ๐๐๐จ๐ฝ a feel ๐ That ๐ cop ๐ฎ she ๐ฅฐ was all ๐ค dressed ๐ in ๐ blue ๐ Was she ๐ง pretty? ๐
๐ Boy ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ I'm ๐ tellin' you โ๏ธ She ๐ stuck ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ my ๐ butt with her ๐ฉ big ๐ black โซ stick ๐ถ๐ I ๐ said, ๐ "What's ๐ค up?" ๐
๐ now ๐
suck ๐ my ๐จ๐จ dick ๐ฅ Like ๐ฌ a ram ๐ getting ๐ ready ๐ to jam the lamb She ๐ฉ whimpered just โ a little ๐ when ๐๐ she ๐ฉ๐ผ felt โ๐ป my ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ hand ๐ญ On ๐ฝ๐ฝ her ๐ฉ crotch so very ๐โ
warm ๐
I ๐ซ could ๐ฎ feel ๐ her ๐ฉ getting ๐ฏ wet ๐๐ through ๐ช her ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ uniform ๐ฅ Proppin' her ๐ฉ up ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ on ๐ the black โฌ and white โฝ๐ฎ Unzipped and slipped, ๐ฎ "Ooh, ๐ฆ that's ๐จ๐ tight" ๐ป I ๐ swatted her ๐ like ๐ฉ no ๐ฃ swat team ๐ฅ can ๐ฅซ Turned ๐๐ a cherry ๐ธ pie ๐ฅง right โ๐ฝ into ๐ช jam Sir ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah ๐ (I'm ๐
โโ๏ธ the man ๐จโโ that ๐ช you ๐ met ๐ one ๐ time) ๐ฅฐ Sir ๐จ๐จ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐๏ธ๐ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah โจ (I'm ๐๐ฟ the man ๐จโ๐ผ that ๐คฉ will ๐ค leave ๐๐ you ๐ฆ blind) Sir ๐๏ธ๐ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah โ
๐ (I'm ๐ฑ๐ the man, ๐ฑ I'm ๐๐ the man, ๐คฆโโ I'm ๐๐ the man) ๐๐ Sir ๐จ Psycho, ๐คฌ Sir ๐๏ธ๐ Psycho, ๐คฌ yeah ๐
Hello ๐ young ๐ถ๐ฟ woman ๐ง that ๐ป I ๐๐ซ love ๐ Pretty ๐
punk rock ๐ฅ mama ๐งโโ๏ธ that ๐๐ I'm ๐ thinking ๐ค of Hold ๐ฌ๐ฌ me ๐ฟ naked if you ๐ง๐พ will ๐ In ๐ณ your ๐ arms ๐ช in ๐ your ๐ legs ๐๐บ in ๐ง๐ป your ๐ฃ pussy ๐๐ฑ I'd ๐ kill ๐ฟ To be ๐๐จ with you, ๐ณ to kiss ๐ with you, ๐จ๐ป๐ I ๐ do ๐ miss ๐งโโ๏ธ you ๐๐บ I ๐ love ๐ you ๐๐ฟ Lay me ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ down, ๐๐ฝ lay me ๐ณ๐ down, โฌ๏ธ lay me ๐ฉ down, ๐ป lay me ๐ฉ down ๐ป Lay me ๐๐ฝ down, ๐ lay me ๐ป down, ๐ lay me ๐งผ down, ๐ฉ lay me ๐คฒ down ๐ Descending waves ๐ of graceful pleasure ๐ For ๐ฏ your ๐โ love ๐ there ๐ is no โจ measure ๐
Her ๐ฉ curves they ๐ bend with subtle ๐ค๐๐ splendor Now ๐ฅ I ๐ lay me ๐ down ๐ท to sleep ๐ด I ๐ง pray ๐ the funk will ๐ซ๐ธ๐ง๐ป make ๐ me ๐๐ freak ๐๐๐ If I ๐ง should ๐ซ die ๐ before ๐บ I ๐ waked Allow ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ me ๐๐คฐ๐ Lord ๐ to rock ๐ฉโ๐ค out ๐คฌ๐คฌ naked Bored ๐ by ๐ก the ordinary ๐ฌ๐งซ๐ญ๐ง time ๐ to take ๐
a trip ๐ Calling ๐ up โซ a little ๐ญ girl ๐ถ๐ผ with a bull โ whip โ๐๐โโ๏ธ Lickety split ๐บ๐ป go ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ snap, ๐ท snap ๐ท Girl โ๏ธ gettin' ๐ฏ off ๐ฅต all ๐ฉ in ๐ค my ๐๐ฝ lap The tallest tree ๐ฒ the sweetest sap Blowin' my ๐ธ ass ๐ right โ๐ฝ off ๐ฎ the map ๐ Ooh ๐ณ and it's nice ๐ฅ out ๐ here ๐ฅต I ๐ think ๐ญ I'll ๐ก stay ๐ for 4๏ธโฃ a while โ๐
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Hi hi !! ๐๐ผ How are you ?! Thank you so so much for another upload of Only Fools๐๐คง
BUTT and itโs a BIG BUTT....I have many thoughts and feelings about it, I am sorry in advance for this long, messy thought process โ๐ผ๐ซ Iโve tried to give it some kind of organization!
Okay firstly...
The start of the convo, I.N thinking Khami is seungminโs dog and Han comes in to clarify, all good, yes, BUT WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID I.N ????? Yeji was sTaLkInG ??? HYUNJIN or SEUNGMIN??? For the pAsT ???? 6 mOnThS ????????? What does he mean by that?! ๐๐ฑ My jaw dropped istg, and my sweet merciful, Yeji obsessing over Hyunjinโs dog made my eyes get stuck in the back of my head ๐๐
Secondly...
No one is noticing how Y/n hasnโt been using any emojis, just simple :) or :/ which is not like her..... Even when Yeji asks why Y/n wonโt tell them whatโs wrong she pulls out the โ...Iโm fine :)โ And Iโm sorry but Yeji especially should know that is directly translated to โIโm not fineโ!!! It seems clear they arenโt really paying that much attention to Y/n (which in Yejiโs defends can be partly due to her being on cloud nine since she got a new boyfriend) But I suppose why would they even think twice? When Y/nโs been dead silent about everything, not even telling Han that Hyunjin basically dumped her (in a fwb way). And of course when they were going for dessert she was down but as soon as Yeji mentioned changing plans to go see Hyunjinโs dog, Y/n pulls the โoH nOoOoOo sUpEr ImPoRtAnT stuff to do with wOrK sorry bbyyyeeeeeeeeโ (my own dramatic and sarcastic interpretation of Y/nโs response๐
) Which, to everyone else, sounds normal enough cause she โhAtEsโ Hyunjin .... BUT SHEโS BROKEN HEARTED PLSSS BESTIE AGGHHHHH OPEN YOUR EYES YEJI (and Han and I.N) ....
Thirdly...
Is she lying to Han about already meeting with Hyunjin?!??? ๐คจ (Iโm guessing she is) Istg she is shutting everyone out and itโs understandable but I also want to smack her upside the head in the most loving way possible ๐ Then HAN saying โher boyfriends placeโ ughhhhhhhh..... Just grab some of that coarse salt over there... yeah that big blue and white tub on the counter.... yes thatโs the one.. bring it here.... and SMASH it into her proverbial open wound cause DAMN BOY!!!!Although heโs clueless, he really chose a bad time to call Hyunjin her boyfriend ๐ญ
๐ฅ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅ <- Me catching fire from frustration ๐Okay Iโm almost done bare with me....
So fourthly...
Y/n and Hyunjin both said they had โworkโ to do instead of hanging out with everyone else... Fair enough, but did they really have work to do?? And if so, did they possibly run into each other ?? ๐ง Honestly Iโm low-key thinking Hyunjin actually went to campus but Y/n ? I feel she just stayed home๐ฅฒ Iโm so frustrated with everyone in this story at the moment theyโre all so SHFKABWJRKS .
SUPER curious what Y/n wants to talk with Miju... is she really the only person Y/n is going to open up to about everything with Hyunjin ? (Iโm assuming thatโs what she wants to talk about) But at least itโs someone, and truthfully I feel Miju will be a very honest and unbiased, third person point of view that y/n needs right now. ๐ข
Aaannnndddd Iโm done, thank you again for the new upload ๐ Iโm so in love with Only Fools and Iโm re-reading it for the third time to fill the void in my soul ๐ Patiently waiting for the next upload and forever thankful to you ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
got around late to this but im here so!!
i.n was joking about the stalking thing, it was more like an exaggeration of how people can be when they have crushes or find someone attractive.
and yes clearly yn hasn't been fine, but it might slip out of notice of them of just mistaking her as busy or tired or not in the mood, since they have no reason to doubt it otherwise.
im fine never means im fine ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
yes she was lying about having met hyunjin, so han wouldnt ask any questions.
YES NOTHINT SAYS ANGST LIKE RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND.
miju is easy for yn to open up to since she's the only one who knew the whole high school story, and is a unbiased third person pov.
rereading for the third time!? im honoured, thank you love ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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