#so so I headcannon that Nine’s belt is just there for show

[coco0milkshake]

redraw of Nine

doodle dump:

[majorproblems77]

Could you do a small thing about Sky introducing his Loftwing to Legend?

Or maybe share some headcanons on everyone's ages?

(if that helps)

Definitely helps.

Let's do everyone's ages, as I've got a few things that differ slightly. These have also changed a few times, but these are the ones i mainly settle on.

I have been thinking of creating my own AU for this, we shall have to see. As it would take a while to put it together. And it wouldn't be too different to LU cannon so you know... maybe someday

Time: 34 (Going on 14) - Only Malon knows his real age, and even then it's the age he thinks he is. As the time shift stuff really confused little nine-year-old him. I also like to think part of him stopped ageing at around 14. So Most of the time he's the sensible one, with the 'most life experience'. There are times when the child in him shows. Fear, illness, when everything is falling apart.

Twilight: 24 - He looks older than warriors, and so is. And acts about 30 somedays, to be honest. Come on Twilight you'll get over it.

Warriors: 23 - Warriors totally enlisted in the army as early as he could, (16 in my head). And you need a good few years to learn how to be an effective leader.

Hyrule: 18 - He's smol. And kind of just needs a hug. Man goes through so much and is barely an adult.

Legend: 20 - you don't go on six adventures in less than that, but if we count links awakening as a dream/coma it would only have realistically taken at max six months. rather than the years some of the adventures may have taken.

Sky: 21 - Ahh beloved. With where I'm placing the Skyloft timeline post SS in my headcannon I needed a few years after his adventure ended. (MAy have more backstory to this at one point.)

Wild: 118 (pre ttok stuff) and 123 (Post totk stuff) - I think alongside wind, these ones are the one's I'm the most fixed on. Wild had 5 years between the events of totk and part of the chain's adventures.

Wind: 14 (With a 15th birthday mentioned in one of my stories) - any stuff I write for post-TOTK Wind will be 15.

Four: 22 - I mean come on he's a fully trained blacksmith with two different adventures under his belt.

Now the gang meeting the loftwing is actually something I've already done, Kinda. But it's a Whumptober prompt. And it's not legend centric. But anything else I do for that you'd need those first. Look out for Day 4 and Day 29 of Whumptober. :)

[hannahbisssssss]

Arthur Fleck x Reader Headcannons (NSFW)

How would his first time with you be? NSFW

GIF isn't mine

Arthur is very nervous to have sex with you, but you've been together for nine months, so it felt like a good time.

You insinuated the dire need you felt to fuck him. Whatever made you feel this way, you knew you had to make a move.

You two were sitting on the couch and watching the Murray Show, and all of a sudden you felt very horny.

Your hand traced circles into his thigh and you felt his body tense up. Your hand stopped as soon as you felt the movement in his body.

"Is this okay?" Arthur's face was red and he nodded without a word.

You began to move your fingers towards the belt of his pants, undoing them slowly as to feel his hard-on.

He sucked in a quick breath between his teeth as you palmed his nether regions, eyes almost pleading for you to continue.

You finally unzipped his pants, grabbed the TV remote, and turned off the Murray Show.

"Are you sure you want this?" You didn't want him to be uncomfortable his first time, even if you wanted it.

Arthur nodded, looking insanely desperate as he grabbed a fistful of your hair.

You pulled down his pants and boxers with one quick yank, his dick springing up. Your eyes were full of lust as you gently touched your tongue to his cock.

"Fuck..." His eyes were now lidded as you gently began to pump his cock into your mouth as you sucked him off. You were just as new to this as he was, but you both have seen enough porn to know how to do it right.

Arthur fisted your hair once again and yanked on it. You moaned onto his cock as he finally came into your mouth.

You slurped the remnants off of your mouth and straddled Arthur to kiss him.

Your kiss was long and loving as your juices mixed together.

"Arthur... Please... Fuck me..." You said in between the heated kiss. He began to lift you up before you pushed his chest to stop him. "You won't be able to carry me, it's fine."

"Is that a fuckin' challenge? You're beautiful, baby, so dont doubt your body," his eyes turned dark. "Don't judge mine, either," he stood up without an issue, carrying you, still straddling his lap.

It was your turn to turn red as he carried you with a smirk on his face. When you guys made it to Arthur's bed, he dropped you onto the mattress, stripping in front of you. You tried to take off your clothes before he took your hands.

"Stop. Let me," his hands slid up your waist and pulled down your pants, your panties coming along.

Once he had fully stripped you, he bent down and kissed you slowly.

"Arthur, please," you whined as he pinned your hands above your head.

"Tell me what you want, (Y/N)," Arthur whispered huskily into your ear.

"I want you, babe, only you," your voice came out in a moan. He slid inside of your slick pussy as your eyes closed in pure pleasure.

His cock was slow at first, the pace agonizing as you wanted more of him.

"Faster!" You commanded, and he obliged. Fuck, the way he moved inside of you, holding his hands on your waist now, drove you absolutely crazy.

All of a sudden, you burst into happy giggles, the pleasure still making its way through your body.

Arthur slowed down, his face falling slightly. "Am I doing something wrong?" He looked like a kicked puppy as he asked the question.

You gently touched his chest, your giggles causing your body to shake. "How the fuck am I so lucky to get the literal perfect guy?"

"Huh?"

"You're literally such a catch, and I love you so much, baby," you smiles up at him, eyes glossed from tears. "That.... And I also thought about one of your jokes," Arthur's face spread into a wide smile.

"I love you too, honey. Which one?" His pumps had slowed but didn't stop, you felt a knot form in your stomach.

"The one about the drunk driver. Haha! It's just so fucked up," Arthur began to go faster at this point.

"(Y/N), the point of the joke is to be fucked up," giggles erupted from him as well as he pounded into you. "You're so fucking sexy when you laugh," he moaned out.

"Arthur, I think I'm about to cum," your breath hitched in your throat.

"Me too, baby," his voice was hoarse as you constricted around him. You both came together, a tired, moaning mess.

When Arthur pulled out, he went to the bathroom and grabbed a washcloth to clean you both off. He then laid down with you in bed, a thin sheet covering both of your naked bodies.

"I love you so much, sweetheart," you mumbled gently into your pillow.

"I love you too, hon. We should do that more often," a smile grazed your lips at his words, the both of you falling asleep together.

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there's     jacques    ‘jaq’    daingerfield   !     though     on    their     socials     they     go     by     @thedangerousq     .     i     heard     he     is     originally     from     paris     ,     france     ,     but     made     the     big     move     to     los     angeles     to     join     TWENTIES     .     you     haven't     heard     about     it     ?   well     ,     apparently     their     dream     is     to     design     his     own     video     game   ,     but     they     have     no     chance   unless     they     quit     being     so     cocky     &     lazy     .     that     said     ,     those     behind     the     scenes     have     said     they     can     be     witty     &     charismatic     too.     guess     we'll     have     to     watch     and     find     out     !     ━     &    laughing     until     you     cry     ,          a     cartoon     theme     song     paired     with     a     hip     hop     beat     ,     a     juul     behind     your     ear     ,     vines     quoted     in     a     thick     french     accent     .    (     timothee     chalamet     ,     cis male     ,     he/him     )   (     pepper    ,     she/her + they/them     ,     est     ,     twenty four     )

ABOUT THE MUN.  are ya in a relationship? you think i can convince someone to do that?

hello, it’s me again. i tired myself out with haisley’s so jaq’s if going to be considerably shorter. let’s go. 

BIO.  aaaahhhhhhhhhh shhiiittttt *begins understanding things*

jacques daingerfield was born in france to two very average parents. like his mother was a teacher and his father was a financial analyst. nothing wild or crazy going on there, and to top it off he was the middle child, and well, you can tell. 

he has four siblings. he was the third kid, and well, he spent most of his childhood fighting for any kind of attention, usually by making inappropriate little jokes or you know, fart noises. yes his parents were generally exasperated with him, but that behavior made sure they paid attention to him. and honestly that was all jacques wanted. 

again, jacques had a pretty average upbringing. he went to school, he was actually pretty popular among his peers despite being so annoying (definitely very unpopular amongst his teachers for generally that class clown that sat in the back and always interrupted), and he excelled academically without really trying too much. well, in every subject but english funnily enough. jaq always struggled in english, which is why it was incredibly ironic that when his parents separated they decided to move to uk with his father. jacques was ten at the time, and he still doesn’t understand the decision.

so yes, jacques was the kid in class with the weird name and weirder accent who could barely communicate with his classmates. it didn’t take long for them to stop really trying to pronounce ‘jacques’ properly. jacques became jack without much input on his part, and by the time jacques had got enough of a handle on the english language to correct them the americanized name had already stuck. even at nine jacques was smart enough to know that insisting on the correct french pronunciation of his name just kind of made him sound like a pretentious french asshole, so instead he spun it. he embraced it. started signing all of his papers and assignments with ‘jaq’ with a q like it was his brand or something. even as a child jaq will give himself credit for being clever af. 

it actually worked pretty well honestly. the older jaq got the more he grew into himself, and the more comfortable he got with the english language. honestly a lot of how jaq learned english was through video games and youtube videos and cartoons, like those were some of his go to resources. spent a lot of time playing games with strangers and tested his english out with colourful trash talk. actually started his first ever youtube channel was basically that as just a way to practice his english a bit. all he did on there was play video games, and honesty he didn’t even show his face. the channel wasn’t that popular, but he had fun making it. 

jaq on the other hand had gained popularity by the time he was in middle school. granted, that popularity was mostly due to the fact that he had a popular older brother and sister, was french and therefore ‘cute’ (jaq didn’t pretend to understand how girls brains worked then, and he still doesn’t now) and his family always had the newest gaming system at their household, and even then it wasn’t wild popularity. but it was enough that barely anyone teased him for his thick french accent anymore, and yk what jaq would take it. he weirdly got even more popular with the guys in his grade when they found out about his youtube channel. they found it funny, and they would generally watch his videos and come tell him about their favourite parts later, ask him about how he got past a certain level or learned a certain cheat. jaq soaked up their admiration like a sponge, right into his ego. they were the beginning of jaq getting the big head he proudly sports today. 

that said for most second form jaq’s youtube channel was just a hobby. something he did for fun. like i said earlier, jaq actually did really well in school and his parents always expected him to follow in his father’s footsteps and go into something in business. after all, it would be an easy transition with both french and english under his belt. they knew he would excel. 

but then he met madi. and somehow the two started doing videos together for fun, and it quickly expanded into something a lot bigger. something that jaq wouldn’t have even dreamed of doing before. suddenly the picture perfect future he had planned for himself just seemed boring in comparison to what he and madi had going on, and so jaq easily picked that instead. his parents weren’t all that happy about it, of course, after all jaq had full scholarships to some schools just waiting for him to accept and he ignored all of them in favour of making videos of him playing games online. they still don’t understand, but jaq doesn’t really need them too. he’s happy with what he’s doing and he figures he can always go into business when he’s old and boring. 

he moved out of his parents house straight into an apartment with madi when things between them started getting really tough. they can’t really speak without the whole ‘we’re so disappointed in you’ conversation coming up so jaq doesn’t really speak to them unless he has to. both of his older siblings went into business like their parents wanted, and his younger siblings are on the same path. his little sister wants to be just like him though, and that warms his heart tbh. 

has come to TWENTIES to have a good time! wants to break into the acting industry like dylan o’brien and maybe show his parents that a ‘real’ career can come from something like this. his parents begged him not to come on this show and embarrass them so that is definitely what he’s about to do. 

HEADCANNONS. there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though 

thinks he’s funny! sometimes he is

will answer to jacques, jaq, jaqi, or q! you can call him daingerfield if you want but not many people do

fun fact, made his instagram handle as a joke, much like awkwafina. was just supposed to a little dig about how many times he has to say ‘jack with a q’ whenever someone spells his name. but now the dangerous q is his brand, and just finds it really dumb and funny. 

a bit of a kleptomaniac. will swipe something he thinks is cool mostly just to do it. has very little impulse control. loves to pull pranks and generally make trouble, but not in a way that will ever actually hurt anybody because he’s not a whole idiot. not the biggest fan of cops. 

is an artist. will spray paint your walls and probably has spray painted the walls of his apartment. will doodle weird things all over napkins or receipts or whatever he can get his hands on. has drawn out little video game characters he wants to be in his future games, and actually is considering going to school for a video game programming degree just for that. the funny thing is with his grades he could probably do it. is teaching himself coding in the mean time. 

 the type of person to start drumming on the counter or desk with his hands or like pencils or pens when he’s bored. will make up fun little raps on the spot. 

incredibly intelligent but doesn’t like to talk about it. would much rather act dumb than act like he has any braincells. he doesn’t want to give anyone expectations. 

all the youtube success has definitely gone to his head in the way that?? he just thinks they’re untouchable like he cannot compute the concept of their channel failing or their future endeavors failing. definitely thinks that TWENTIES will lead to much bigger things for them. will walk into his future acting auditions like he’s the shit. 

an introvert with extrovert tendencies. needs to be by himself to chill out and recharge but can like work a room honestly. can make friends pretty much everywhere he goes. a bit of a charmer when he wants to be. 

a smoker unfortunately. also a bit of a stoner. definitely has a juul on him at all times, like i said he tends to keep it behind his ear and then be like ???? where’s my juul. 

needs glasses but refuses to wear them. is very stubborn about it tbh. does not want to get contacts because he hates the idea of putting something into his eye. so you can catch him squinting sometimes like a fool. 

one of the first things he treated himself to with his first big youtube check like outside of rent was a tattoo! it’s on his ribs and it’s just a drawing he did himself but he loves it and it was the start of an addiction. he has about five. also has a few helix and orbital piercings on his left ear. 

another muse of mine with a tiktok, but jaq just uses his to make music for the most part. will turn the mickey mouse club house theme song into bars! (if you’ve seen that tiktok,,,, ily) 

a big nerd. reads comic books. watches anime. will get very reasonably upset about the avatar the last airbender movie whenever it’s brought up.

can cook really well, but whenever he does it it’s pure chaos. like julian/brad leone in the kitchen for sure. but the food comes out tasting really good, so???

is jewish af. knows a bit of hebrew and a bit of yiddish because of his grandparents mostly. is kind of ??? a lot more lenient with things now that he’s not around his parents as often i’m ngl. 

brings his ds everywhere and you can literally catch him on the bus vaping and playing animal crossing because he hasn’t bothered to get a american license yet 

is always willing to take a picture with a subscribers and they’re always the weirdest thing. there are pictures of subscribers like pretending to stab him in the eye. prom pose pictures with subscribers. the weirder the better tbh

has gone to vidcon a few years in a row, always has the wildest time. there is video footage of him waking up in some strangers bathtub with a feather boa around his neck. it’s probably on instagram. 

is also bi af. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS.  very proud to announce that i am officially a lost cause! 

BEST FRIENDS.

A BROMANCE. 

FWB/EWB.

EXES. 

FANS OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS. 

and here’s his wanted tag, i forgot to do the same for haisley so here is her wanted tag. 

and many more, y’all this took so long and i’m so tired but like this and i will slide into your dms for plots!

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EXO - Suho A-Z

“Hi 😊 I just found your blog by Xiumin A-Z and I love it 😍. Could you please do A-Z of Suho?”

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A - Aftercare

To him this counts as a workout, so he treats this how he’d treat any post work out cool down. He’ll have towels ready and a drink for you both bc taking care of the body should extend to all areas of life.

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner)

On you he likes your hands, and although its not really a physical attribute, on himself he likes his strength

C - Cum

If for whatever reason he can’t cum inside of you his next favourite place would be your stomach. He’s quite...unpredictable when he cums though so don’t be surprised if it ends up somewhere else.

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He really wants to try some kind of role play, CEO & his assistant or teacher & student are on the top of his list. Rather than his usual dominant but still equal vibe, he really wants to experience a being fully in charge. Highkey loves the idea of enforcing rules and making you behave, but just without the punishment side of things.

E - Experience

I dont really see him as a hook up/ one night stand type of guy, so its a tough one. A handful of partners, but only people that he’s actually dated. So a fair amount of like, doing the do, but not much trying new things with new people

F - Favourite Position

A classic missionary type of guy, he just likes being able to hold your hands and look in your eyes. Another favourite of his is to be sat up and have you in his lap, that way he can hug you and fuck you at the same time, win win. (apparently this is called the lotus lol i had to google it)

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc)

Tends to keep things on the more serious side, but still super romantic nonetheless. He’d be super giggly and smiley afterwards though.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

I dont really see him doing a lot of manscaping tbh, if any at all. He might trim every now and then to keep things tidy, but I dont think he does that too often. 

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Super romantic, he likes to feel like he’s in a movie so expect the whole nine yards tbh, candles, champagne, soft music in the background etc etc. He knows its a worn out cliche, but he still enjoys it.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation)

I picture him as the type to do it as a way to de-stress. Probably has a ritual of rubbing one out just after he's finished a concert as a way to let out all his endorphins and excess energy.

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks)

for the most part i feel like Junmyeon is pretty vanilla fr where tf did the daddy suho thing even come from The most I think he’d enjoy is maybe letting you tie up his wrists so he can’t touch you or vice versa.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Never really outside of the bedroom, its just where he feels the most comfortable. Might extend to the bathtub if he’s feeling super romantic and wants to break out the champagne and candles.

M - Motivation (What turns them on)

A sucker for a mix of being classy, but thotty as the same time. For example, say you go out for dinner with him to a fancy restaurant in a ridiculously expensive gorgeous dress, but whisper to him that your not wearing anything underneath; his mind will remain firmly in the gutter for the entire evening.  

N - NO (something they won’t do, turn offs)

It’s a tiny thing to be bothered about really, but he really hates not being able to see your face during sex, he wants to be able to look in your eyes and kiss you as much as he wants. Not super into dirty talk either, he just thinks its a little vulgar and he’d rather keep things classy and romantic. 

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Kinda timid when it comes to using his mouth on you, he works slow and methodical. Every move he makes is very deliberate, very slow long licks and cold breaths on your core. When receiving, he can get a little fidgety; he wont be able to keep his hands still, or control what he says. Expect a non stop mix of curses, compliments and whispers of your name.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

A little rough, but not really that fast. He keeps his thrusts at a medium pace, but strong.

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

Not a fan. If you suggest one however, or tell him how needy you are for him, of course he’ll comply. But when left down to him, he’d rather just wait.

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?)

If you explicitly explain to him what exactly it is you wanna try, he might be open to trying something. He’s just super vanilla, as long as youre both getting off, he doesn't really feel the need to try anything new.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc)

Can last as long as you need him to, he’ll deliberately hold himself back until he knows you’re close too. He has a big thing about finishing together, it’s just so intimate to him. Depending how long the rounds are, he usually only goes for one or two.

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?)

The only toys he utilises are some restraints, but as opposed to buying any, he likes to use his own neckties or belts on your wrists. Much prefers using them on you, but although he doesn't like to admit it, he enjoys being restrained just as much.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's tried to do the whole teasing thing numerous times before and it never really went to plan, he'd end up cracking before you and just giving up. He does like being teased though, but only if he can promptly regain control.

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make)

Tries to keep his composure, but he can get super loud. Not really any moaning though, more so just your name over and over with some swearing thrown in.

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon)

The only way he’s been able to master so many of EXO’s raunchier choreos is by picturing you as he’s learning them, it’s the only way his hips will move like that. You can always be assured he’ll send you a needy text in the middle of the night once he’s done practising, convincing you to rush over to his place to “help him out”. He spent way longer practising Artificial Love alone, replacing that cane with you, than he cares to admit tbh

X - X-ray (what’s going on inside those pants)

A little longer than average, thick too (if his hands are anything to go by lol wow have you SEEN his fingers)

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

Easily turned on but he only lets his body take over if he knows it’s an appropriate time. Even if he’s envisioning the dirtiest stuff, he wont let it show or act on it unless it’s only the two of you alone somewhere.

Z - Zzz… (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Probably doesn’t sleep for a while afterwards tbh. He’d be perfectly happy staying up with you just talking and doing nothing for ages afterwards, would only sleep if you did too.

[i-also-miss-our-talks]

Headcannon where Davey takes you home for Christmas for the first time and you meet the whole fam (minus Les)?

Holy fuck this is long and I don’t know if its actually good but I hope you like it! Let me know if you don’t, though, and I’ll rewrite it!

WC: 2,294 

Warning: Swearing, Pretty sure that’s it

Masterlist

so Davey

sweet boy

met you the first year of college

you two were in the library at the same time to get the same book

and yadda, yadda, yadda, hugs, kisses, confessions, you two start dating

yay!

you have been dating for about two years and now it’s the holidays

yay! x 2

and unfortunately, you weren’t able to go home for christmas because it’s a lot of money and you’re a college student so you don’t have money

aw

but Davey said you could come home with him for christmas

yay! x3

so after your last exam, you pack up your stuff in Davey’s car and ride with him to his house (were gonna say it’s the 22nd for story reasons)

his house is about four hours away from the college so you guys made a playlist and belted out the songs for the whole ride

(of course Davey tried to be a show off and riff everything but holy fuck was he good at it)

by the time you guys got to his house, it was pitch black a snowing heavily

you two grab your luggage and laugh as you try not to slip on the ice running up to the door

Les is the one who answers the door and gasps

“Davey!”

he lunges at his brother for a hug but ends up throwing both of them into the snow behind him

you smile and take pictures of the brotherly reunion

then Les and Davey get up and help take the bags inside

“mom! dad! David and Y/N are here!”

you take of your shoes next to Davey’s and follow him to the kitchen where his folks are

you’ve met them before so you give them hugs and such before heading up to Daveys room

when you two got there, Davey blushed and rubbed the back of his neck

“do you wanna just share the bed?”

you smile and nod

then the next day comes because im too lazy to write the rest of the night

so the next day is the 23rd and the day before the rest of the family comes so you guys start getting stuff ready

Les and Davey set up the tree and stockings and decorate the tree

his dad goes outside to put up lights

and you and his mom bake cookies for all his family members

and you’re all wearing christmas hats because wearing christmas hats while decorating is mandatory

his mom told you stories from when Davey was little during christmas while you two mixed the batter

like one time before Les was born (they’re about nine years apart) Davey went sledding with his dad but he went down the hill too fast and basically flew down it. he ended up getting the front of the sled stuck in a snow drift and he went flying and smacked into a tree trunk and that’s the story of how Davey lost both of his front teeth

another time there was a girl he liked freshman year of high school and he wanted to get her a present so he got her this really pretty (and expensive) necklace while he was out buying a little harmonica for Les cause the little five-year-old saw a kid in a commercial playing one so he really wanted one. so Davey bought both of them and went home a wrapped them both in the same wrapping paper. But the necklace and the harmonica were both in a long rectangle box so the next day at school he accidentally gave the girl the harmonica

while the cookies were in the oven, you and his mom joined the bros in putting up other stuff around the house

you and Les went around the house to put up little stacks of presents

when you came back Davey asked you to help him put something up

you nodded, of course, and followed him

he brought you to the front door and pulled the mistletoe out from behind his back

you giggled and wrapped your arms around his neck as he lifted it above your heads

you were about to kiss Davey when his dad opened the door

Davey blushed deeply

“d-dad!”

he laughed

“sorry, Dave. but i need your help”

Davey sighed and handed you the mistletoe before grabbing his coat and boots to follow his dad outside with

you gave him a quick peck on the cheek to give him a smile before he closed the door

a few hours later, Davey came back inside shivering and covered in snow from helping outside

you helped him take his jacket and boots off and led him to the couch in the living room, cuddling next to him to warm him up

Davey wrapped his arms around you and kissed your forehead

you two fell asleep all cuddled up like that

aww!

cuties!

his mom snapped a photo and texted it to you after posting it on her Facebook with the hashtag #mysleepingbabies

Daveys mom is actually the real MVP

Les politely woke you two up for dinner by throwing a snowball at Daveys face

he chased Les around the house while you go with his mom to get pizza

when you come back, Davey opens the front door for you two

he takes the pizza out of your hands and shyly kisses you

you’re like “?” until he points to the mistletoe he hung above the front door

you roll your eyes but cant help and giggle at his dorkiness

Davey kisses his moms cheek too before bringing the food to the kitchen

your boy is so sweet

love him forever pls

now

the next day

christmas eve

family christmas

you got dressed in nice jeans and a cute red sweater with a santa hat to top it off

Davey matches you with jeans and a nice christmas sweater

before going downstairs, he just holds you for a bit on his bed

“Y/N, listen. my family can get…weird”

“Davey, im sure it’ll be fine”

“they’re not like mom or dad or Les. they’re…well..you’ll see. but if you ever feel like it’s too much let me know and we can just come back up here and cuddle”

you laugh and give him a quick peck

“only if you do the same”

your boyfriend nods and grabs your hand, leading you downstairs

Les is dressed nice too

and guess what?

guess

fucking

what?

Les and Davey are wearing matching sweaters

and his mom and dad are wearing matching sweaters

turns out the whole family had matching sweaters

they’re the best family tbh

then little Les hands you a present and tells you to open it

you do as you’re told and gasp because holy crap its the same sweater they’re all wearing

“you better hurry and put it on before the rest of the family gets here” their mom says

you start to tear up because oh my gosh you’re a part of their family they got you a sweater to match them oh my gosh

you quickly run upstairs and change before coming down and hugging Davey

“did you know about this?”

he nodded

“of course i did. my mom came up with it though”

then zip zap zoo the rest of the family is in the Jacobs household

we’re talking cousins, aunts, uncles, grandmas, grandpas, even grunckles and grants

its a lot of people

and they all love you

they keep teasing Davey like

“how’d you snag her you nerd?” cousin Frank

“blink twice if he paid you to date him” uncle Thomas

“why don’t ya ditch the bookworm and hang with a real man?” Race

“Race, what the hell are you doing here? get out,” Davey said and pushed him out the door

the party was great and everyone was so nice

his grandma loved your hair and how when Davey looked at you his eyes would almost sparkle. she told you that her mother told her her husbands eyes sparkled like that when they were still dating and that’s how she knew he was the one

you secretly told her later that you knew Davey was the one a year ago when he called you beautiful after your phone went off at three in the morning when he slept over in your dorm. the light from your phone screen had shown off your messy hair, gunk in the cracks of your eyes, and the slight drool crust on the corner of your lips. but Davey woke up with you and as soon as he saw you in the light, he called you beautiful. that’s why you knew he meant it

Davey’s uncle was a bit weird, though

not uncle Thomas

uncle Logan

he would just stand in the corner of the room and watch the party from afar

he never spoke unless spoken too

he had like twenty handfuls of pretzels, but half a glass of water

yeah

weirdo

kinda gave you the creeps

but anyway

Davey did get a bit jealous when a few of his cousins started hitting on you, but you just simply took him to the mistletoe every time and that seemed to make him feel better

then it was dinner time

you sat in-between Davey and Les and across from Race and Albert

“how do you keep getting into my house? get out of here!”

after chasing off Race and Albert, you ended up sitting across from his Aunt Judy and Grandma

during dinner, Davey held your hand under the table

aww

he’s so sweet

you helped Les and his mom clean the table while Davey went to go do something

you didn’t know what it was. all he told you was that it was “a family tradition”

so you didn’t ask questions

after dishes, you followed Les to Davey where he sat at a piano

(holy crap this is getting long. i’ll try to speed things up)

you sat next to Davey on the bench and smiled as he began to play classic christmas songs

his whole family sang together in pretty much perfect harmony and you were just amazed

like wow not only is Davey the most amazing singer ever but he comes from a family of amazing singers like wtf i don’t think that’s fair

but yeah

so after all the songs, everything was calming down when everyone gathered around the tree to open presents

everyone apologized that they didn’t get you a gift cause they didn’t know you were coming, but you said it was fine and helped Davey open his

afterwards, Davey took you to his room while everyone messed with their new gifts

he sat with you on his bed and pulled out a small box from under his bed

“here. i was gonna wait till tomorrow, but i felt bad for you not getting anything just now”

you smiled and kissed his cheek

“its not a harmonica, is it?”

Davey blushed

“y-you know about that?! how?!”

you laughed and ignored his question by opening the gift

your heart almost stopped at the sight

“Davey…”

your boyfriend took the ring out of the box and held your hand

WHOA



CHILL GUYS



ITS JUST A PROMISE RING



DAVEY WOULDN’T PROPOSE AFTER ONLY TWO YEARS

Y’ALL GOOD?

“Y/N, i want to make a promise. i want to promise that i’ll always love you and care for you and help you no matter what. i know we’ve only been together for two years but i just know you’re the one”

you put a hand over your mouth to quiet your sobs

“so, Y/N, can i give you this ring as a promise that one day i can replace it with something permanent? something that’s us and only us?”

(okay. listen. deh is amaze so deal with the reference)

you nodded and let him slip the ring onto your finger

he’s crying too as he pulls you in for a deep kiss

when you two part, you lay down on the bed with him, resting your head on his chest

you two didn’t even realize you had fallen asleep without leaving cookies for Santa

(how dare u)

the next morning you were woken up by Les jumping onto Davey’s gut and screaming “IT’S CHRISTMAS” into your ears

Davey groaned in pain as you got up and changed into some sweatpants and a t-shirt before heading downstairs

you smiled as Les smiled at what Santa had brought

he immediately tore open his gifts once his mom and dad had sat on the couch with coffee

you sat on the ground with your back against the wall and watched Les show off his gifts

Davey came down a few minutes later in PJ pants and a t-shirt, clutching his stomach as he sat next to you

you leaned into his side and he wrapped his arm around you

omg

guys

you two are so cute

i can’t with you guys

Les put yours and Daveys presents in front of you so you could open them

you smiled and handed Davey the present that was from you

“Merry Christmas, babe. hope you like it”

inside was a pair of new tap shoes cause the ones he currently has will be busted the next time he tries to do a shuffle

Davey gasps

“Y/N these are exquisite! they must’ve cost a fortune!”

(tap shoes are expensive as hell, man)

you just shrugged

Davey hugged you tightly and kissed your temple

“i love you”

you giggled and hugged him back

“i love you too”

christmas is the best

especially when your boyfriend is Davey Jacobs and you get to celebrate with his whole family

the fucking finally end