#sojiro is both disappointed yet supportive of his disaster sons

[spinefrepple]

Sojiro: Hanzo, my son, it is I—

Hanzo: short shaggy hair looks like shit on the run

Sojiro:…. I should’ve come sooner

Hanzo: haha now I’m hallucinating my father’s voice hahahahaha

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S: Hanzo no

H: Hanzo yes

S: Hanzo please no nononono don’t eat that it touched the floor!!

H: 15 second rule father proceeds to eat Taco Bell off the floor

~~~~many years Hanzo no and Hanzo yes later~~~~~

H: did you know genji was alive this whole time and didn’t tell me?

S: ……yes

H: ….fuck you dad

S: My proper, educated, princely eldest son has become a delinquent kami sama have mercy on this poor father

H:….

S:…..hanzo?

H:….

S: are you giving me the silent treatment?

H: ignores and walks to nearest bakery to drown himself in comfort cake

S: You can’t ignore me forever!