#solomon: its grandDADDY to u

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

Calling Solomon old man would be so funny. “Careful grandpa don’t trip down the stairs.” And the first couple of times he just plays along with it, overdramatically hobbling down the stairs, complaining about his back to hear you laugh. But one time you decide to hide something in his room that you know he’ll start searching for, snickering to yourself while he tries to find it. “It looks like you’re finally starting to go senile.” 

You think you’re so funny, until he’s pinned you down back first challenging you to call him old one more time, with a heated look in his eyes that makes you dizzy. Only for him to casually get up, and leave you on your back because he’s found what he was searching for.  

“Ah there it is, perhaps I misplaced it after all.” 

But you get this feeling the threat still remains.