#something that surprised me: the sheer amount of characters asmo gets

[journey-to-the-attic]

going against the game's chinese translation so that i can make the twins share the first two characters of their names

[fanimesenseiwrites]

So, I finally gave Satan a box of chocolates and this is part of what he says:

(Picture is of a Surprise Guest interaction with Satan. Text in picture reads: "By the way, there is an entire line of demons and succubi that want to give you chocolate.")

And I just have so much I want to say/ask about this.

First of all, I love that the MC is so loved/ liked/ respected/ admired at this point that so many unnamed characters would want to give them Valentine's gifts.

Secondly, and this requires some explanation, is the fact that Satan mentions succubi specifically.

I personally subscribe to the theory that succubi are bottoms and incubi are tops with no bearing in mind on gender/sexuality (based on Latin roots and all that jazz). So I'm over here thinking, that if only succubi want to give MC gifts, are they trying to imply that MC is a strict top???

Even if we revert back to the original theory that all succubi are female and all incubi are male, what does it mean that just the female sex demons are wanting to give gifts to MC? Especially given that the MC is gender neutral.

Then there is the third and most likely, but least interesting option, that the game devs did not intend for succubi and incubi to be two discrete classifications and that succubi is the catch-all for sex demons in general. It's still kinda interesting because that's so many characters that almost definitely want to have sex with the MC.

Which leads me my last and spiciest question, how would the brothers react to all those demons wanting to give MC all that chocolate.

Satan seems pretty chill about it based on the fact that he told you. Satan seems like he'd be pretty secure in his relationship with MC anyways. I do think that Lucifer would be irritated by all the attention MC was getting and Satan would thrive off of that of course.

While Lucifer would be irritated at the sheer amount of presents and attention MC was getting, he wouldn't do anything about it. He'll just be extra possessive when they're alone later and remind them that they're his.

Levi and Mammon will be the most insecure about this, of course. Mammon will, at best, be grumpy and pouty and at worse he'll try and fight a demon or two... or twelve. If Levi is not removed from the situation he WILL fight somebody. If it were just two or three demons, he could handle it and he'd just be all mopey, but if this "line of demons" is as long as I imagine it being, then the Avatar of Envy is going to show off today.

Honestly, Beel's gonna be the most chill about it, especially as long as MC shares their chocolate with him (which they probably will, I mean, they got a lot).

As long as MC doesn't get more presents than Asmo, I think he'll be fine. I really think Asmo will only have a problem if MC rakes in more presents than Asmo gets from all his fans and admirers. Other than that, Asmo will be happy that everyone realizes how wonderful MC is.

Belphie literally will not care as long as he's the one snuggling you at night.

I think Simeon and Solomon would actually be a little jealous but they'll be good natured about it.

Luke will want to protect MC from all the extra attention, even though the demons actually don't want to hurt MC.

Diavolo actually loves that so many of his subjects love MC so much, it's more or less proof that the exchange program works. Though he might be a little jealous too... he'll just have to buy the MC something besides chocolate.

Barbatos has already checked the timeline to make sure none of the chocolate MC receives is cursed, enchanted, or poisoned. Other than that, he doesn't interfere with MC receiving presents.

Sorry, I didn't expect to have so many feelings about one sentence lol

[archived-mononokeland]

ask : Yes!! show us any drawings you have. Would love to see any fan art. Do you still open your writing request? If so I want to request headcanon of the brothers reaction when they found mc fainted and sick because this mc is rather hard working and pushover one.

Currently, I have no Obey Me fanart, but I am working on an Asmo piece so I hope I get finished with that!

And yes, my requests are open until I make an announcement that I’ve closed it. Sorry I was late to do this though! I kind of get too carried away and so each character is very lengthy ;;

The brothers’ reactions to finding you fainting and sick from over-working:

[] —— lucifer  —— []

Lucifer is very surprised and concerned when he finds you passed out in one of the House’s hallway one afternoon with a temperature hotter than usual.

He picks you up bridal style and carries you to your room and sets you down on the bed.

He notices that you have dark circles under your eyes, more prominent than Belphegor’s occasional ones.

He goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water, making sure that no one sees him.

Just as he was about to leave with a note telling you to text him when you wake up, your eyes open groggily.

Once he let’s you get a grip, he asks you on what made you pass out like that.

Diavolo wouldn’t like to hear that the exchange student fainting like that, surely. But he was very concerned himself.

After you explained that it may or may not be because of the work and tasks, Lucifer felt guilty. When he thinks about it, each favor he’s asked of you, you never really did decline.

He made a note to lessen your work from now one, and that you can tell him if it’s too much for you, “Because it’d be quite the trouble if this happens again, no?”

He insists that you shouldn’t go to school and take a break because, “seeing the exchange student on less than healthy conditions wouldn’t look well.”

But of course it’s more than that, and you knew.

And he does try to take care of you, now doing his paper work in your room on your desk and looking after you.

[] —— mammon —— []

Poor boy, when you collapsed in his arms, hotter than usual, just as you opened the door for him, his first reaction is panic.

He freaks out for a good five minutes before setting you down on the bed.

He thinks you’re going to die, so he just goes out bawling for a while.

Until you wake up, very confounded to see a crying Mammon by your side.

He clings to you and rambles at lightning speed once he found that you actually weren’t dead, leaving you more dumbfounded than ever.

“Wait, Mammon, s-slow down—”

Of course he eventually does, followed by a little tangent on how, “the Great Mammon d-doesn’t care for a little human like you, no, not at all!”

You ignored all that and asked him to explain.

Once you heard his story, you admitted that maybe you’ve been overworking a bit, and that’s why you’ve declined on hanging out with him—or anyone for that matter—and why you’ve passed out.

It took a few minutes for Mammon to finally work it all out, which at that point he huffs and begins to ramble about how stupid Lucifer’s giving you too much work.

You managed to calm him down before he goes and yells at his face on your behalf, and convinces him to help nurse you back to good health.

Which he agreed in less than a second, all red and stuttering.

And while you were sick, he’d go get you anything! Just ask for it and give him a few minutes and he’ll bring it back to you.

And he’s now glued by your side, spending the night with you. He’d even begin making excuses that you were still sick so you two can be around each other.

He also won’t let anyone else come close, cause he was your first, who needs the others to take care of you!?

But oh, when you’re halfway through the healing process, he will drag you to Lucifer to complain that he’d putting too much on the human without you even managing to slip in anything.

In the end, it is thanks to this idiot demon that you were now working less than before.

[] —— leviathan —— []

When Leviathan found you just fainting mid-game while you two were hanging out, he had negative ideas on what to do!

He paused the game and just put you in his bathtub bed, making sure that there was enough pillows at the bottom so that it’s comfortable.

He sees the bags under your eyes and came up with a possibility that you passed out from tiredness. After all, one-too-many late nighters also gave him that experience.

He’d just sit there by the side of the tub awkwardly, not sure what to do.

When you finally did wake up, he’d just look at you with unspoken panic while you get a grip on reality first.

Seeing you wince in pain was also adding to the panic in his mind, so he asks you how you’re doing.

You confessed you had a headache and your throat was dry, so Levi went and got you one of his many bottles of water from his supply of ‘being a shut-in’.

He asked you if you’ve bee sleeping well, to which you answered that you may or may not have been swamped with tasks and work recently.

You can hear him mutter under his breath something about your stupid tasks and why you can’t just chill and play games.

But he quickly snaps back and decides a break would be good for you.

He sets up a comfy place and just have you lie there. Maybe if he finds you awake he’ll let you borrow some of his games. He’ll probably convince you to play something relaxing like the new Animal Crossing.

If you’re in need of food or drinks, Levi will just give you some of his stock of snacks and drinks.

[] —— satan —— []

Satan’s very surprised to find you fainting whilst you were looking for some books in his room.

He sets you down on his bed and immediately looks through his books on human health. After all, something about the circles under your eyes were telling of what you may have.

He reaches the conclusion of lack of sleep and stress, something along those lines.

Uh-oh, detective time! He might gather the information more of why you weren’t getting enough sleep. You did come to his room in hopes to find books of Devildom history and Devildom laws. And sometimes he would overhear you complaining a bit of your tasks and schoolwork, and you did seem to be doing most of Lucifer’s cooking duties…

In the meantime, he prepares a glass of water for you, and a pot of tea for the both of you.

When you wake up, he asks how you’re feeling, and suggests that you take a drink.

Once you’ve finally realized what happened, he finally tells you his theory and whether he was right or wrong.

You nod. He asks if it’s something about Lucifer giving you too much work. Another nod.

That answer alone earns a sigh from him. He tells you to go to sleep and get some rest.

And once you do, he makes sure you’re asleep and goes to confront Lucifer about it.

You stay in his room mostly, the smell of books comfort you. And most of the time, if you’re in trouble of getting to sleep, or just because either of you feel like it, Satan will read you a story with a nice cup of tea.

[] —— asmodeus —— []

Seeing you passed out in front of his door isn’t a scene that he imagined. Picking you up bridal style, he decides to set you on his bed.

The dark bags under your eyes were noticed in a second upon laying his eyes on you. That enough is concerning to him. After all, sleep is crucial to your skin!

He would’ve cuddled next to you, but he needed your consent.

… However, he isn’t that much knowledgeable of how to treat a human like this.

He will probably set up some light fragrance candles for when you wake up.

And also a glass of water, cause hydration is also important.

And when you do, the first thing he does is to scold you for not taking care of yourself.

“Sleep is important for your skin! You can’t be walking around with dry skin, can you?”

You chuckle and explained to him that yeah, you might’ve been too busy with work and school to get enough sleep.

He will have a long talk with you on how to take care of your skin, and yourself in general for a long time, until you promise him that you would.

Other than things related to beauty and looks though, he doesn’t know much about the human body. So if you need something, you have to tell him.

And he will get it for you.

He’ll try all he can to get you back to health.

If you don’t have anything contagious, maybe like a headache, he could cuddle with you to try and soothe it.

He might’ve took a picture of your while asleep. Who could blame him, you’re just too cute!

Once you’re back to your feet though, he will drag you to a salon to pamper yourself properly before you can get to work.

[] —— beelzebub —— []

It happened during Beelzebub’s late night fridge raids. You came into the kitchen to get a glass of water, then just… fainted.

The sheer amount of shock and concern was enough to get him to stop eating and check on your body. Then, he’ll bring you to his room and lay you down on his bed.

Of course, his stomach couldn’t survive for long so he’d grab as many snacks as he could and emptied the fridge, then came back to check on you.

When you woke up, Beel hurried to your side, relieved that you weren’t actually dying or anything.

He asks if you were okay, and you just answered that perhaps you were tired.

The bags under your eyes were no stranger. After all, with Belphegor as his twin, sometimes he’d see them on him.

He pressed a bit further, and that alone was enough for you to tell him that you were tired from working too hard. And the fact of how humans are such fragile creatures dawned upon Beel again.

It took him a while to convince that it wasn’t something that Beelzebub could protect you from with his strength, and that all you needed was sleep.

He’ll let you sleep on his bed as long as you’d like. He’d try to position the pillows so that it would be as comfortable as possible.

And it seems that each time his hands come near you, they’re very gentle. Like he’s afraid that too much pressure might break your bones.

He will try to make soup to help you. Try. There’s no guarantee that he might eat half of the ingredients during the process.

Similar to drinks and food that he brings. Probably about half of what was supposed to be your portion gets fed to Beel.

You promised him that you won’t get this much tired from overworking again.

From then on, you can find him sending texts through your D.D.D., making sure you weren’t overworking again.

[] —— belphegor —— []

He found you in the planetarium with a mind that seems to be half-working, your eyelids drowsing to sleep every few minutes.

And sure enough, just as he arrived to get to his usual napping spot, you passed out.

He took a look of your face. It was an easy assumption for him to make that you didn’t sleep as long as you should’ve.

And so he let you. He would’ve put you in either your or his room but… that was too much energy. So he used the pillow he had all the time and shared it.

Sleeping with you under the stars were a surprisingly elating experience for him. Who knew a human’s presence could do such a thing.

He’d soon follow you in sleeping until you woke up.

In the end, it’d probably you dragging him to your room, his room, or the attic for a more comfortable space to sleep in.

In the matters of food and drinks, Belphegor would probably rely on Beel more, as he’s too lazy to leave your side.

Sleep is the best medicine, so he’ll most likely just convince you to stay in bed and sleep as long as you’d like.

He’d probably slip in with you. To which cuddles would most likely proceed next.

A bit sad once you’re back to your usual self, now that he can’t just spend his day sleeping next to you.

However he will make sure that you aren’t overworking yourself again.

And he will tell Lucifer of your problems via text.

[chibinekochan]

72 Investigations - The mystery of the missing Ruri-Chan part 2

part 1

An au where the reader is a private eye/detective with their own Detective agency.

Roles will be played by the demon brothers and other beloved obey me characters.

Y/N (Your Name) will be used for the reader's name.

Gender-neutral reader insert.

In our first case, you get hired by the wealthy hair Levi to find a mysteriously missing item.

You head outside, there is a car waiting.

"That's my car right there. I have a driver of course." Levi points to the expensive-looking car.

He really is a rich heir after all.

"It will be very cramped." Satan sighs.

"Nobody told you to come along." You huff at him.

"I'm sitting next to Y/N." Asmo seems rather cheerful.

"No, you aren't." You shake your head and head towards the car, you need the money from this job.

His driver seems rather impatient. "Can we start driving? I've got better things to do."

"Mammon, I said it before, and I'm going to say it again until your debt has been paid off you are my driver." Levi huffs and sits down next to you.

In the end, Asmo is forced to sit in the front, next to Mammon.

Mammon huffs and mumbles about unfair treatment.

Satan is busy looking out of the window, likely looking for cats.

Asmo tries to flirt with Mammon but quickly loses interest.

Finally, you arrive at Levi's home. It's a very lavish-looking mansion. Somehow it is exactly what you have been expecting.

You get out of the car and stretch a little after being cramped into the car for such a long time.

"This was one annoying car ride." Satan complaints.

"Just go home then, nobody invited you." You glare at Satan.

"I don't know what you want. I had a great time. Now look at that mansion, you should invite me to your next party." Asmo winks towards Levi.

"Umm… I don't do parties." Levi shifts uncomfortably around.

"Too bad." Asmo shrugs.

"You need to behave. Don't screw up my chance to earn some money." You hiss at Asmo, who just smiles at you.

"You should say that to him." Asmo points towards Satan, who somehow found a cat.

You sigh and start your investigation. "Where is the room in question?"

"It's the room with metal bars." Levi points to a room on the first floor.

You carefully go closer, looking for footprints or anything else that is suspicious. Sadly the ground is dry and there is nothing to find.

"Let's go inside next." You head back to Levi. "That was like some real detective work right there." He seems impressed.

"I couldn't find anything yet though." You feel a bit embarrassed by his compliment.

"I'll now show you the scene of the crime. Sadly I had to close the window, to protect the rest of my collection." Levi has obviously seen some crime dramas.

"It's alright. Please stay out of the room."

You get some tools out, your camera and dusting set, and then carefully walk over to the stand for the stature.

It's dead center in the room. The glass from the former case is shattered across the floor. Most of it is lying on the opposite side of the window.

Next, you go towards the window while looking for footprints. You only see a bit of dirt under the window. It looks like something or someone came from this window and went in the direction of the class case.

"How often do you open the window?" You ask Levi.

"Two times a day. Once in the morning and once in the evening." Levi answers promptly.

You look at the mechanism that closes the window. It looks pretty standard. You open the window and find the metal bars are all intact and way too small for any person to fit through. Then you see a small amount of white hair. You put it in a small plastic bag.

Then you look at one of the still intact glass cases. "Do these have some sort of alert when you lift or touch them?" You ask Levi.

"Yeah, but I tend to forget to turn them on and off. I know it's a bad habit." Levi sighs.

You nod, and then you see a black card in front of one of the other class cases.

"Oho, a calling card of the sunrise thief." Satan notices the symbol right away. This doesn't surprise you since it contains a cat and a sun symbol.

"It looks like one, but he is known for leaving messages on the cards. I can't think of him stealing something of such little value either. It might be a fake one." You still bag it as part of the evidence.

"Yeah, he probably would be more interested in this huge gem here." Asmo looks in awe at a huge green gem in the corner of the room.

"That gem is a prop from a show. I had the real gem but sold it after I found the one they used. It's so much cooler, to be honest." Levi seems pretty proud of his collection.

"That is an interesting fact, but I don't think the sunrise thief has anything to do with Ruri-chan." You shake your head.

"You closed the door last night, is that right?" Moving on to your next question.

"I do that every evening, but it's never locked," Levi adds another interesting fact.

You nod. "I need to close the door for a moment." You do just that and dust the door handle but nothing.

Well, this would've been too easy.

You open the door again. "Were all the entrance doors locked last night?"

"Yes, the front door is always locked unless I have guests and the same goes for the back door. The front door was definitely locked this morning as well." Levi seems to recall this fact.

"Okay, can you lead me to the back door?" You have a feeling about what happened at this point, but there are still some open questions.

"You mean us." Satan chimes in.

You only shake your head at him.

"Here is the backdoor. What the hell happened here?" Levi hasn't been in the room yet and is very surprised.

There is stuff scattered everywhere. It looks like something ran right towards the window and knocked everything in its path.

You carefully walk over to the window that is still a bit open and look outside. You can see a few plants outside have also been knocked over. You try opening the window, but it doesn't budge. No human could squeeze through here.

"Could you unlock the door?" You turn to Levi. He nods and opens the door.

You look under the window. There is a small indent on the floor that looks pretty suspicious.

Now almost everything seems to add up. "But if I'm right then where is the stature?" You say this mostly to yourself.

"You are definitely missing a suspect." Satan grins at you, this kind of smile really irks you. He has clearly solved the case completely.

"The person with debt big enough to be forced to work for Levi?" You know right away who he is talking about.

Satan nods. "Time to face the thief."

"Well from my point of view you already faced the thief earlier, and I'd say you were pretty friendly with them." You sigh and eye Satan. He just shrugs. "I'd say the human is the true criminal here."

Levi looks at you two in confusion.

"Just kiss already and tell us who did it. I have an important appointment." Asmo sighs loudly.

You glare at Asmo. "Fine, let's move to the front of the building. With a bit of luck, Ruri-chan is there."

Levi's face lights up with the sheer mention of this name. "Do you think so?"

"I hope so at least." You try not to get his hopes too high.

In the front of the building, you can Mammon, fidgeting with something.

Levi sees the Object and practically runs over to Mammon. "My Ruri-chan!" He takes his precious statue from Mammon. "You filthy thief! How could you do this to my poor Ruri-chan?" Levi carefully pets his stature.

"He didn't take Ruri-chan. He just found her behind the building." I intend to clear Mammon from the accusation.

"What? How do you know that?" Levi seems surprised.

"It would have been impossible for him to fit through the metal bars to get into the house. Furthermore, all doors were locked, and none of them looked like they were tampered with." You start to explain to Levi.

"What about the kitchen window? That was somewhat open." Levi doesn't seem to believe it.

"The window is stuck in a way that no human could fit through it. You can try opening it, but it will not move." You continue with your explanation.

"I suppose that's true but who kidnapped my Ruri-chan?" Levi holds his statue closely.

"I don't think the thief intended to steal anything. Since the culprit was the cat." You point at the cat that is peacefully sleeping in Satan's arm.

"Hey, hey don't you go accuse cats of stealing. She just wanted to play." Satan huffs.

"Regardless, it was the cat. The first hint is the small gap between the iron bars in front of the window. Only a cat would fit in between them. Then I found a bit of cat hair between the bars. The lack of finger or footprints supports the theory. I'm not quite sure what led to the cat pushing the glass case down, but I suspect she just got very startled by the sound and took Ruri-chan and ran off with her. Then she escaped through the kitchen window, where she dropped Ruri-chan. In the end, Mammon found it there and took it." You finish by explaining the whole rundown of events.

Satan nods along." The poor cat."

Levi seems surprised by the rundown but seems to accept it. "I need to leave the window closed from now on and I will get to fix that window. Regardless, I'm very glad you found my Ruri-chan. Thank you very much Y/N." Levi seems to be moved to tears.

"I'm glad that everything is well. I hope Ruri-chan wasn't damaged, I mean hurt too much." You couldn't take a closer look at the statue.

"She seems fine, but I will give her a good cleaning and check of injuries just in case. I will tell everyone you did a great job." Levi carefully holds his stature and then reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a big stack of cash. He then proceeds to hand it to you.

You look at the number of big bills. "This is way too much." It's more than enough money for a good half-year of rent.

"You have earned it for bringing Ruri-chan home. Thank you again." Levi is pretty insistent about it and holds out the money.

You reluctantly take it. "Thank you for the payment."

"No problem. I will now take care of Ruri-chan. Take them all home Mammon." Levi glares slightly at Mammon, who shrugs and gets the car ready.

"Isn't that lucky you should invite me out sometime but for now I have to go. My nails aren't going to paint themselves. Bye, bye." Asmo casually waves and walks off.

You can't see Satan anywhere and frankly don't care enough to look for him.

You go to the car and get inside.

"Are the others not coming?" Mammon doesn't sound like he cares much but asks anyway.

"Yeah, it's just us now." You shrug.

"OK, where do you want to be dropped off?" Mammon starts the car.

"Just drop me back where you picked us up." You give him a small smile.

"Alright." Mammon then drives you back home.

"We are here but here... take my card." Mammon awkwardly hands you a business card with his number. "Since you helped me I'll give you a discount." This seems to be his way of thanking you.

"Thanks, Mammon I will definitely use this sometime. Have a nice day." You give him a pleasant smile, which seems to surprise Mammon.

"Thanks, same to you. See ya." Mammon blushes a bit.

"Goodbye." You get out of the car and go straight to the café.

With a big smile, you open the door.

Only Beel is there right now. "Welcome, you solved the case I guess?" He smiles at you.

"Yeah, and I got a big payment. Now I won't have to worry about rent for a while." You show off the bundle of cash to Beel.

"Great. I will give the rent to Belphie later." Beel nods with approval.

"Is he taking a nap?" You shake your head and look at the cake options.

"Yeah, he worked hard today." Then Beel’s stomach starts to rumble.

"Sounds like you need a break too. Want me to take over for a bit?" You know Beel doesn't get to take a break that often.

"I only need to eat, and you paid rent, so you don't need to work now." Beel is reluctant.

"Don't be silly, we are friends. You helped me out so much by letting me work here. It's only for a bit anyway. You can pay me with some cake today." You glance at the delicious selection.

"It's a deal then. I'll be in the back if you need me." Beel instantly agrees and you take over for him.

This case was a pretty big success. Pretty pleased with yourself you take care of the café until Beel comes back.