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imbriums-blog · 7 years

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hello my angels ! i’m sorry this is so late but i’m sarah & i’m 18 yrs old & live in the hellhole that is ohio so the est timezone ! i’m ur token harry potter nerd & lover of all things musical... anyways u can hear more about 5/10 of my problematic children under the cut ! i’m gonna try to keep it short but i lov to talk so we’ll see ! if you’re willing to plot give this post a big mf like & i’ll come crawlin’ to ur ims !

— ✯ | barbara delaney savenkov ! + pinterest board !

tw: death, murder

laura harrier, cisfemale, she/her — have you met barbara delaney savenkov yet ? the twenty-three year old is known for being both poised and enticing, but also very skeptical and deceiving. born in san francisco, barbie now lives in soho, waiting tables at the fork and assassinating people on the side for some extra cash. + wanted connections !

so barbara was born n raised in san francisco, california to a solidly middle class family. her parents were divorced growing up, although they were friendly & got along well enough to be friends & co-parent barbie. she’d always been quite an idealist like Yes The World Is Good but when she was twenty, her dad had died due to a rogue heart attack that seemingly happened for no reason & it completely shattered barbara.

that’s when a local gang found her, at her ultimate low, & roped her into their business. she stayed w them for two years or so & at some point or another barbara started to realize that she didn’t think this business & way to make money was a good one. eventually, they starting cutting pay & barbara started to feel like she was bein manipulated. working w the gang kind of made her give up her optimism & is what truly formed her into the stone cold but somehow still elegant & captivating barbie she is today ! her idealistic attitude & never-ending optimism died with all of the shady shit that gang made her do.

then barbara was offered a job as an assassin for a powerful man doin some shady shit & she was unable to refuse even tho her first instinct was to turn it down – it offered great money & stability, & with the impression that she’d only be hurting people who deserved it, barbara shakily accepted the deal & left the gang !

she’s not pleased w the fact that she’s murdering ppl for a living, obviously, but she tries to make do with what she has & tells herself that the ppl she’s killing deserve it but !! messy !

personality-wise, barbara comes off as super intimidating at first n like she just doesn’t have feelings… super proper n always sitting upright n stiff as fuck… scares ppl away bc she seems like a robot at first

she's that kid who studies for the test like 3 weeks before it actually happens and has color coordinated highlighting and bullet journals.. she wants to be on top of everything, constantly – she doesn’t like feeling unorganized or like she’s falling apart ? i think it’s partially bc she tends to over perfect areas of her life like that, and like color coordinating her closet and making sure everything is tidy to make up for the Mess that is her secret career ??

one of the most annoying things ever is how perfect she seems on the surface ?? like, she likes everybody n is probably the type of person who rescues stray kittens from trees n sings as little birdies fly down & comb her hair or some shit but anyone close to barbie in real life knows she is a hardcore mess

that friend who’s like “oh my god i look so fat in this picture” n literally everybody groans bc shut the fuck up karen ur perfect

could literally say “fuck off” to somebody n the tone of voice she uses would make them think she was complimenting them

— ✯ | cordelia esther king ! + pinterest board !

alycia debnam-carey, cisfemale, she/her — have you met cordelia esther king yet ? the twenty-two year old is known for being both affable and buoyant, but also very whimsical and corybantic. born in salem, delia now lives in lambeth, working as a wedding planner and forming unrealistic expectations of true love.

so ngl cordelia is very inspired by jane from 27 dresses but w/ some twists so i’m not completely unoriginal

she was born to a pastor for a father in salem aka witch town ! cordelia was raised as kind of a perfect goody goody two shoes u know.. classic girl next door who sleeps w a teddy bear even at twenty-two & her entire room is covered in pink, she spends her spare time baking n blushing over boys smiling at her wtvr... she was always strong-willed & opinionated but shut up out of fear of being made fun of u know, kids these days r mean

so then when cordelia is old enough to leave her parents house ( let’s say like a year ago ) she decides that she’s tired of being the nice girl in the shadows & that she wants to live life more on the edge so she vows to start living life dangerously & being badass... whatever that means

it’s actually kind of funny, because she’ll stroll into a bar & bat her eyelashes at the bartender & single ppl in the room to try & get them to order a drink for her solely bc she doesn’t know the names of any drinks... has no common sense & is too naive for her own good ( what is a handjob... what does “on the rocks” mean ) but the girl’s trying to [ troy bolton vc ] break free so who am i to judge ?

she’s a wedding planner who’s actually in love with the idea of love & has watched the notebook 1 too many times... despite her being wildt nowadays she’s still into the whole “when i meet the one for me my foot will pop when we kiss & i’ll feel fireworks” thing.. it’s cute but also sad but ! cute !

personality-wise... she’s outspoken & friendly & incredibly flirty, but at the same time she probably either assumes you’re flirting w her when you’re really not or has no clue that you’re hitting on her when ur literally kissing her

is totally sandy at the end of grease when she’s like “tell me about it, stud” acting all badass but then doesn’t know what to do w her cigarette butt & looks nervously at her friends like WTF DO I DO

please come corrupt her or fuck her up... or be nice 2 her & teach her how to be a human being

— ✯ | dexter leroy bates ! + pinterest board !

torrance coombs, cismale, he/him — have you met dexter leroy bates yet ? the thirty-one year old is known for being both inventive and idealistic, but also very farouche and indecisive. born in hackney, dex now lives in croydon, editing badly filmed videos and gluing himself to a camera 24/7.

basically a nerdy starving artist based on mark from rent with a lil bit of peter parker in him

a broke ass bitch living in croydon trying his best to make it as a photographer / film maker

he has huge dreams of hollywood but his films r probably kinda bad... but he tries his best n i love him for it

kinda nerdy & word vomit-y... super cute... would die for his friends but also would kill u for insulting one of them

is that nerd that is actually hot n buff n shit but u never notice bc he wears hoodies n hides behind a camera bc i lov stereotyping apparently

i don’t really have his backstory worked out yet tbfh so really ? go wild w connections for my son

— ✯ | davina leigh cordero ! + pinterest board !

lauren jauregui, cisfemale, she/her — have you met davina leigh cordero yet ? the twenty-one year old is known for being both intuitive and diligent, but also very seclusive and obstinate. born in whitby, davina now lives in soho, studying journalism and avoiding as much human interaction as possible.

100% based on rory gilmore bc apparently even tho i’m on season 2 i luv the characters Too Much

basically everything i aspire 2 be in a person... hardworking as fuck, loves school so fricking much, antisocial as hell !

davina is deadass brilliant & her idea of wild is staying up past 11 on a school night or waiting to do her homework on saturday instead of friday

sweet, a lil bit awkward, but the cutest ever n i would die for her

would much rather be chillin w her books than anything else tbh & doesn’t know how to hold proper interactions but it’s more charming than anything else

grew up with only her dad mostly, since her mom worked full time & lived out of town for reasons but they both love her a ton. her dad would give her the whole world if he could, & owns a quaint little coffee shop in whitby & is constantly calling davina to check up on her... when she got older her mom moved back in w her dad so since then she’s gotten a lot closer to her but there’s still just such a bond between her dad & her u know

what is romance ? davina doesn’t know

come fuck her up

— ✯ | sawyer maisie pitman ! + pinterest board !

josefine frida pettersen, cisfemale, she/her — have you met sawyer maisie pitman yet ? the twenty year old is known for being both undaunted and driven, but also very apathetic and blunt. born in bristol, sawyer now lives in wandsworth, being a tragically pathetic starving artist & student.

so sawyer was adopted as a baby, unnamed, to two moms who love her more than anything in the world. one’s a publisher & one’s an english professor, & they’re both huge fricking nerds, so she was named after tom sawyer !

as soon as she could walk she was talented with art & everything that had to do with it & not long after entering high school she decided that that’s what she wanted to do & nothing was going to get in the way of it

now, as a student & hopeful artist, sawyer is dead set on getting where she wants to be & has no tolerance for bullshit... like if u ain’t helping her further her career, ur unimportant to her

relationships ? cancelled. romance is a DISTRACTION from her work & only complicates her life !

blunt as fuck & doesn’t sugar coat things. she says things like they are & expects others to do the same bc she has no time for drama or whatnot

stubborn as fuck & nearly impossible to talk to sometimes bc she’s so set in her ways but hey love me a strong woman amirite

sharp-tongued & sarcastic as fuck but can be incredibly kind when the time is right !

#smoke:intros

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resilientreader · 5 years

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1-98 for asks like we did a million years ago, I dare you

i knew the MOMENT i saw the notif in my inbox that it was gonna be YOU pulling this shit and i crossed my fingers when actually clicking, HOPING i wouldnt have to answer all 98, maybe you’ll be tame this time, but no! this is what you’re doing to me. and ykno what, Fine. u dare me and i Will do it. i hope u rb the asks post so i can do it to u too, tho

1. coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars

3. bubblegum

4. that smart student who always read instead of actually paying attention

5. soda from glass cups is the best

6. its hard to just Decide between all these styles so ill say which one applies to mine most, which i Gotta say has to b preppy even if i want like goth or grunge to b mixed in

7. headphones

8. good omens, fmab, castlevania, uhhhh. those are just the ones ive watched so far this summer

9. my grandparents’ home. which is kinda weird but i have a lot of summer memories there

10. i sucked at like Everything in p.e., there Was no best

11. leftovers

12. i cant choose a favorite playlist?? /some/ of them, tho, are soar my ethereal heart, neither here nor there, mountainside storms, and sync of my heartbeat. so like any of my more recent ones

13. lanyard

14. i had to google a list for this bc honestly i always eat just chocolates but i like starburst

15. fahrenheit 451 was a rly fun read. ray bradbury’s writing gave me inspo for metaphors and writing and such and it was rly nice

16. sprawled across one of those comfy armchairs where i can swing my legs over one arm n lay my head on the other one

17. my black converse

18. cool temperature and rain without storms, or a cloudy day that lets me take a nice walk

19. on my side if i can but on my back otherwise

20. on my laptop, in google docs, to be more specific

21. winnie the pooh

22. idk?? i try not to look to just one person for a source of “this is how i should be”, so i guess,,,, a mix of family members and then a couple like more famous ppl??? which would basically consist of one of my aunts, my dad, and jenna marbles, to keep my Brain Process for role model stuff simplified

23. i dunno if any of the habits i have are strange?? i bounce my right leg and my right hand kinda. like. shakes when im nervous. i cant rly think of anything else i do tho i Know i probably have other habits

24. amethyst or pyrite

25. ur really just assuming my memory is good enough for this but if i had to say, it’d be any popular song from 2009 specifically

26. hide in my room with a fan and ac

27. read with a blanket wrapped around me or smth

28. atlas: six by sleeping at last, flaws by bastille, atlas: five by sleeping at last, she by dodie, and neptune by sleeping at last. there are probably more/better ones but those are the first ones i found

29. listen. be open with me. talk with me. not to sound like that person, but sharing ur life secrets is a rly big ice breaker for me because it helps let me know i can trust u. but also idk im a really awkward person and can accidentally distance myself from ppl so when ppl notice theres smth up w me or even do the bare minimum of doing Their part to maintain a friendship, that’s always rad as shit when idk how to communicate what i need

30. my room, my high school’s auditorium, the local barnes and noble

31. black boots, black jeans, any button-up shirt that’ll match that combination OR a really cool sweatshirt

32. im a bad bitch, you cant kill me. road work ahead? uh, i sure hope it does. it is wednesday, my dudes! welcome to chili’s. i love you, bitch, and i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

33. probably “omg” or “oh my god”

34. sc johnson. a family company.

35. i dont even have one but on a good night like 10-11

36. the troll face memes

37. suitcases feel much more organized

38. lemonade

39. lemon cake

40. ummmmm....one time a tech/theatre kid left a paint can sitting out in the open accidentally and a person took a shit in it or smth then knocked over the can, spilled a bunch of paint, and tried to clean it up w a broom and proceeded to like snap the broom in half. then they ran away to leave the kids to clean it up the next day. i wasnt actually there for that but ive heard the story firsthand enough times to Know

41. my dad

42. jacket pockets

43. hoodie is what i wear, tho everything else is Very Good

44. lavender

45. fantasy, my dudes

46. this set of pjs i got for xmas w a soft tshirt and matching baggy flannel pants

47. colby jack

48. uhhh a banana?? i could probably give a better answer if i was more

49. i dont rly live by a quote or saying, i just Go for it

50. my sister has probably done smth before to like Break me

51. everything ever but mostly myself

52. arial

53. uhhh...kinda worn? my nails aren’t doin so good and i have a couple scratches and stuff that Still havent healed after a few weeks

54. get a move on

55. the ugly duckling

56. tradition is kinda vague but i like that it became tradition for me and my siblings to go to my grandparents’ home every summer

57. i think im still overcoming like everything ive been faced with ever

58. writing? listening, helping, giving advice. idk tbh like talents who?

59. "jesus christ, my dude”

60. a fantasy/comedy, or at least if its gonna be fantasy with death and stuff, it should be dope as fuck

61. "isn’t vulnerability the opposite of being in control?” from a webcomic called aerial magic. super simple but the entire scene leading up to it,,,,,so good

62. umm fuck! i dont kno whether favs r usually ones that i relate to or ones that i wanna b like but??? keith from voltron, jirou from bnha, chromedome and/or rewind from transformers/mtmte, sypha from castlevania, and jayfeather from warriors

63. planetary (go!) by mcr, the seed by aurora, hayloft by mother mother, the cup/halloween blues from relient k, choke by i dont know how but they found me

64. coolmath was THE shit

65. yes! two on my leg from a surgery i had to get to realign my femur, bc i snapped the bone in half

66. lavender, snowdrops, hibiscus

67. i dont really have any, mostly bc i have a hard time attaching like. That sorta meaning to just random objects, but i do still have a small teddy bear stashed safely away in my room from when i was a little babee

68. pickle-flavored pringles. disgusting. would not recommend

69. lions’ roars can be heard up to 5 miles away from the original source

70. right handed

71. horizontal stripes, i guess? there’s not much wrong with them but i just Never wear them

72. math

73. i dont usually eat /weird/ flavor combos, even tho ill eat basically anything, but i like ketchup in mac and cheese sometimes. or fries in shakes. chicken and waffles. stuff like that

74. 11

75. idek honestly, my memory is too bad

76. hashbrowns

77. i dont kno a Lot of plants off the top of my head other than the Basic ones but literally any flower in a windowsill is like bone apple teeth in my mind

78. sushi from a grocery store. publix taught me that grocery stores can, in fact, be trusted when needed

79. my school id photo

80. earth tones

81. fireflies

82. pc

83. writing

84. talk radio is nostalgic but podcasts are always more entertaining to actually listen to

84. polly pocket

85. mythology with a dash of fairytales

86. cupcakes, because of my dog’s name

87. abandonment

88. to grow unbreakable attachments with everyone i care very deeply about and grow into an old age with them, or something

89. i feel like answering this question totally honestly would hurt ppl’s feelings, but also i literally could think of like 4 people to put down for this and i’m bad at deciding, esp w smth like this, so. not to b vague but These People kno who they are

90. becoming a part of a certain website with a bad crowd and managing to pick out the good apples in such a rotten batch

91. boxes

92. lamps /and/ fairy lights

93. i dont rly have any but my parents call me hannah banana. that’s ab it, tho

94. fall/winter? it kinda is inconsistent because fall has bad weather in florida but winter is when like everything has Gone Wrong in life these past few years, but then fall has such a GOOD aesthetic and my birthday is in winter, so they’re pretty even rn

95. uhhh??? thats such a weird thing, to try and assign a “favorite” app, but the only thing i could think to say would be spotify just bc i use it so much on my phone, even if the app itself isnt the greatest

96. i havent set one, actually, bc im lazy and havent found anything that’d fit

97. 2 and a half

98. the part where fish were learning that they could walk on land

#asks #resilientspeaker #trying to put this under read more #but either tumblr doesnt let asks to do that or its not showing me anything #either way if this Does show to b a long post sorry ab that

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hamtaronline · 7 years

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All the rest of the numbers you haven't answered yet

1. How many people have you had sex with?

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

I have a list, so yes.

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

My first real boyfriend. It was okay.

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

The last time Toni was here.

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

This one night stand I had, this guy took a toy that isn’t meant for insertion and put it in me and JFC IT WAS BAD. It was like a finger bullet for clit stimulation but he just didn’t know what he was doing it was very bad.

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Children’s section of a library.

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I don’t masturbate in unusual places I don’t think.

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

No I don’t think so.

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

I was like 10 and I would hump a stuffed animal I didn’t learn what I was doing until I was like 12 tho.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes.

QUEER SHIT

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

Yep!

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

When I ID’d as a girl I would date boys so sort of?

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

I liked to kiss girls and boys when I was in 3rd grade.

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

Mostly.

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

OKCupid or Tinder. It’s hard.

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

Mom knew it. Dad doesn’t care.

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

All my friends are pretty much not straight. No one cared.

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

I don’t remember? I guess my neighbor when I was young but??? I made out w my ex gf in a bathroom.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

Anytime Toni and I get together!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we r so gay

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

I don’t know My boobs are Okay I Guess but I Still Hate Them My Body Is Bad

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

Shave impulsively and then don’t for 3 months until I feel gross. Which is beginning to happen I have to shave soon

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

Boobs, tummy, thighs, back, hips, arms.

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

Big areola that is bascially they exact same color as my skin and then a small lil nip.

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

Innie

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

yes. yes.

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?

one is bigger than the other

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

usually real ones I get off to my most recent sexual encounters most of the time.

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

probably harrison ford

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

yes i absent mindedly fantasize a lot

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

nope sometimes its just a job that must be done

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

ehhhh sometimes

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

nope

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

well i already mentioned harrison ford but there are a few i guess

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

YES

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

i don’t kno!! kissin my babe all over

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

pretty cool

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

i think i have a foot fetish but also watersports

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

both but mostly a sub just bc i’m so flustered about domming

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

toni held me down i guess but before that i think they tied themselves to the bed

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

yes

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

yes

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

yes

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

yes the ones i mentioned above

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

not much. 10 bucks a sex toy x the 6 i’ve owned so like 60 bucks over 6 years

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

yes

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

only Once

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

sometimes when Toni plays with my nipples I think I might lmao

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

i don’t know, soft consistent touches

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

y e s

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

masturbation

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

nope

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

i get turned on more by rough contact but if ur tryna make me nut u gotta be gentle with my genitals

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

the one from peneration

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

takes a while still

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

YES YES YES I LUV TO PLEASURE PPL

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

lay me down

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

hit that nut button

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

different just bc i have such a little experience w a vagina

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

yes

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

yes

69. Do you like 69ing?

no!

70. Can you deep-throat?

yes

EVERYTHING BUTT

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

probably like a marker?

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

a lot

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

it was masturbation and i had a dildo in my butt and it was SICK

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

yes

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

I WANT TO SO BAD !!!!!!!!

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

i had a threesome probably a year ago with a couple i knew. i had had sex with the guy before and his gf was super cute and it was pretty ok his girlfriend said i have very soft hair.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

i have

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

in theory it’s a huge kink of mine especially a gang bang but in reality that is SO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

I’ve done both and honestly arranging it before hand is so much better.

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

i talked bout this above.

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

yep in the threesome i had a year ago one of his biggest fantasies was being sucked off by two girls at once and i’m not a girl anymore but it was somethin

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

**BONUS DARES**

91. Post a selfie.

here

93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush. @regalvoid

94. Post your follower count. almost 600

95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up. http://satankicker.tumblr.com/tagged/me

96. Tag your top five followers. no

97. Post your most recent Facebook status here. ain't nothin like a midnight taco bell run w ur bro

98. Post the last SMS you received. it was from my sisters fiance about dog sitting.

99. Post the last SMS you sent. also about dogsitting.

100. Send me $500. send ME 500

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imabookmarkaddict · 4 years

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trevor is cheesy, markus’ thoughts on hanging and banging

Poor trevor trying to understand anything markus says

puzzlezToday at 3:45 AM

yeh i already have an idea for how markus explains it

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i was thinking the series could be something like idfk

WelshenToday at 3:46 AM

Yeah okay good i just didnt wanna put u in a place of trying to describe something supernatural

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Markus is good at recognizing patterns too so series of numbers r p easy to notice

puzzlezToday at 3:47 AM

13 7 21 18 12 1 23 17 6 3 22

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where it's 3 series of numbers that alternate or smth

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they all go up by 5

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13 to 18 to 23, 7 to 12 to 17, 21 to 1 to 6

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if u can even see it god nowi'm like markus

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but he has no idea how to explain it to trevor

WelshenToday at 3:48 AM

Oh god yeah exact

puzzlezToday at 3:48 AM

so he just writes it down and shows it to trevor like see u see the pattern

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and trevor is just staring at a string of random numbers

WelshenToday at 3:48 AM

Its like trevor explaining morning runs to markus

puzzlezToday at 3:48 AM

...tf drugs u on

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and markus just keeps writing numbers

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like do u see the pattern?

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here i'll do another one give me a number

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and trevor does and markus writes and then says now you do th next one

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and trevor blinks down at the numbers

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maybe it can get cute

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trevor has no idea what markus is doing and decides time to change subject cuz numbers, lol

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and maybe the last number in the series markus wrote was a 3

WelshenToday at 3:50 AM

Probably? Time for sex education

puzzlezToday at 3:50 AM

and trevor just adds a < to it

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yeh i see the pattern

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"<3"

WelshenToday at 3:50 AM

Oh thats cheesy christ

puzzlezToday at 3:50 AM

u asked for it

WelshenToday at 3:50 AM

But markus doesnt use phones he has no clue

puzzlezToday at 3:50 AM

hey maybe markus can call him out on it

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oh fuck then it's perfect

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maybe trevor is bad at flirting with guys sometimes??

WelshenToday at 3:51 AM

Im sure he has never tried in his life

puzzlezToday at 3:51 AM

like maybe he tried cheesy stuff with girls and it worked so whenever he feels lost and confused he just defaults to a cheesey cute one liner

WelshenToday at 3:51 AM

Just dates idk cheerleaders and other sporty girls

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Omh yah perf

puzzlezToday at 3:51 AM

how would markus react tho

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would he enjoy it mostly like watching an amusing 5 yo play at dressup

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or would he just cringe like wtf drugs r U on

WelshenToday at 3:53 AM

He would just be confused until he understands and then embarrassed to heck

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Markus doesnt flirt much either u kno

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Its just heres money lets go

puzzlezToday at 3:54 AM

poor thing

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if i remember correctly, will was a smooth talker flirter

WelshenToday at 3:54 AM

Squint

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If u mean when he said ur beautiful after like 2mins is smooth

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Yeah

puzzlezToday at 3:55 AM

so yeah maybe trevor can be bad as heck at flirting until he feels awkward and spits out those one-liner balls of cheese in a rush of panic

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well i'm p sure will thought he was a smooth talker

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ppl probs too polite to point out he ain't

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but yeh thought it might give markus some variation?

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unless u prefer trevor to be good at flirting

WelshenToday at 3:57 AM

No trevor can be bad but markus is equally bad

puzzlezToday at 3:57 AM

perrrrrrrfect

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i picture trevor kinda secretly watching markus for cues sometimes on what to do??

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i mean porn shows u terrible, fake, unrealistic sex

WelshenToday at 3:57 AM

And markus is normally not very perceptive

puzzlezToday at 3:57 AM

at best u learn how to bend your hips back forward in impossible yoga/sex moves

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and since he tried those and learned nothing trevor knows nada about actual relationships with dudes

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so i had a feeling he was going to sort of quietly watch markus for leads on what to do

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so markus being bad at teaching + panicked trevor + cheesy pickup line + markus confused + markus not able to flirt back = a terrible awkward but adorable couple of doofuses

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and this i can absolutely work with

WelshenToday at 3:59 AM

Markus can do it technically but not very enthusiastically?? If that makes sense

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He gets better but u kno

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Yes i hope that works

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Theyre both idiots

puzzlezToday at 3:59 AM

i think that makes sense

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maybe squint

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do you mean he like technically knows how/can think of something flirty to say but has no oomph behind it? like no drive to actually look/sound flirty?? or smth else?

WelshenToday at 4:02 AM

Yes pretty much

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I mean hes heard it all obv but that was more or less when he got paid so it sounds fake to him i guess(edited)

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So he can repeat it but i doubt he knows how to mean it? Or that he could stick to things he ACTUALLY means (but hed be too awk to say)

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And that goes for all relationship hijinks

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Jo was a weird mix of paid and cute stalker?? They didnt flirt so much as get along

puzzlezToday at 4:06 AM

yeahh okay

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it makes sense tho

WelshenToday at 4:07 AM

Hey hes a mess

puzzlezToday at 4:07 AM

i made a char who was a prostitute and if deffo made him bad at relationships for similar reasons

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(my ghost waja actually)

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(prostitute ghost waja)

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(v wajas appropriate)

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so then does markus actually uhh like idk enjoy sex?

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if he's done all kinds of stuff from vanilla to crazy-whatever-clients want stuff i'm assuming he's tried/seen most if not all flavors of sex?

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so would it be 100% a chore to get through sex or would he still enjoy it in relationships?

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i wasn't sure how to write the sorta kinda sex scene with trevor for this reason squint

WelshenToday at 4:10 AM

Im pretty sure hes asexual but not aromantic, he definitely thinks its a chore but if its with someone he has a romantic interest in its a fun chore?(edited)

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And at this stage its the only way he knows how to connect with people well guys anyway

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Adam fits him better cuz hes got low interest in sex and markus prefers making out and cuddling?

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Thats like 10years later when markus has gotten some idea of what he prefers tho

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Does that even make sense

puzzlezToday at 4:13 AM

yeah

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like i said my one oc was a prostitute and he's of a similar uh... mind? i guess is the word?

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in that regard

WelshenToday at 4:13 AM

Yeah

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Im sure theres plenty of types of people, but these ones just do it as any other job?

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I think markus referred to it as not much difference to idk toilet janitor, he even prefers this cuz he can lay down and nap lol

puzzlezToday at 4:15 AM

omfgggg

WelshenToday at 4:16 AM

Probably napped while working to be honest

puzzlezToday at 4:16 AM

yeh my char did it purely for money and he's impatient af but decent at acting so an extent to he pretended to enjoy company of his clients for the money but secretly hated most of them and the kinkier ones ruined sex for him in a way? like it's just "pretend and act out these ridiculous things" so he doesn't really enjoy sex, figures it's a chore, just gotta see it through to the end, and that mindset continues with him for a while(edited)

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but i can see markus napping

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lazy bones boy

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so i'm guessing markus wouldn't really initiate sex then

WelshenToday at 4:18 AM

He would if trevor made him uncomfortable enough

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Cuz at lesst he knows how to do THAT

puzzlezToday at 4:19 AM

yeah okay that makes sense

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poor kid tho rofl

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so i'm assuming trevor is bad as gay sex in general because never tried before but

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would he be the type to be eager to learn, like want to please markus in bed, or would he be a more impatient/selfish lover, like i wanna race to the end and if we figure out how to please you along the way, then good perf

WelshenToday at 4:22 AM

Probably the first

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If it was the second one markus would start to feel cheated out of money

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Well i mean its not easy to do but by that i mean even if trevor is done theyd still make out enough for markus to get over it

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Squint

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This is very difficult

puzzlezToday at 4:24 AM

omg snort

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i think i get what you mean tho

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markus gets "paid" in uh... affection/devotion?idk if that's the right word but

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trevor focusing on some kind of need of markus would be like "payment" in a convoluted sense for the sex?(edited)

WelshenToday at 4:25 AM

Yes

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Pretty much exactly

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Well markus hasnt had a currency free relationship yet

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Thinks every bit of affection is to be paid or payment for smth

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This is babys first real bf tbh(edited)

puzzlezToday at 4:29 AM

trevor?

WelshenToday at 4:30 AM

Markus

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Well trevors too

puzzlezToday at 4:30 AM

okay yeh i thought you meant markus/trevor

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making sure

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first real bfs with each other

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sad the relationship goes up in such flames

WelshenToday at 4:31 AM

Yes well

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It was really neithers fault

puzzlezToday at 4:32 AM

and yet the flames buuuurn

WelshenToday at 4:32 AM

But markus is the one on his own after

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Unless u count spencer

puzzlezToday at 4:32 AM

do u count spencer

WelshenToday at 4:32 AM

As a minus i do

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