#somewhere Calvin and Knox are yelling that we don’t DO transubstantiation get a grip

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

Partially want to go to church in person today just because I’ve live-streamed it two weeks in a row

But also it’s a communion day and part of me wants to stay home just so I can be all “I’m about to be HILARIOUS” and shotgun a Starbucks double shot during communion.

What if I drank ALL the double shot cans I have actually. Feels like the blood of Jesus should make you see Benadryl spiders or the caffeine equivalent