#If I do that

[synthshenanigans]

Never posted this cos it was a fair bit before I started posting but I redrew the Hawaii Part ii album. Might redo it later since its like, 8-6 months old. But I think it still looks neat :}

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

Partially want to go to church in person today just because I’ve live-streamed it two weeks in a row

But also it’s a communion day and part of me wants to stay home just so I can be all “I’m about to be HILARIOUS” and shotgun a Starbucks double shot during communion.

What if I drank ALL the double shot cans I have actually. Feels like the blood of Jesus should make you see Benadryl spiders or the caffeine equivalent

[tockamybeloved]

I can hardly believe it but. I might actually be excited to draft further the next couple of chapters.

By switching the order, it makes the story faster paced. Which initially I feared. There's a little voice in the back saying: don't rush the pairing! It won't be 'believable'. It also says: hurry up, this isn't a slow burn!

[the-angry-folklorist]

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[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[willgrahamscock]

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[ekko-idk]

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mikufanclub]

glados miku ^_^

[its-yashas-strong-arms]

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now