#sophiscated

[angelolsenwife]

TAKE THESE GIRLY ARMS AND EVER KEEP ME

[mylimoji]

you know i'm on my absolute lowest when i drink chardonnay.

[safesthaveninexistence]

Yea that's what i meant

[universalitgirlsblog2]

🧼✨️GLOW UP GUIDE🧼✨️

🧼PHYSICAL GLOW UP

This is inspired from Glow up blueprint video by Dear peachie. Dear peachie will help you to achieve the ultimate physical glow up

.First of all, get to know your features. People who have facial features with accurate facial proportions , stronger symmetry ,brighter colours , defined lines look better in the static image whereas disproportionate facial ratio , poor symmetry , dull complexion , uneven structures can affect how one looks in static image.

Look at the glow up pyramid. Every level is interrelated to each other and is equally important . The elements at each level serves as the foundation which steps towards a higher level. The overall aspects may get affected if insufficient attention are given to fundamental levels.

Celebrities always appear gorgeous and sophiscated because they play attention they have invested a fortune and massive efforts in the detail that ordinary people never thought of.

There is a Chinese sayings which says one can recognize a beauty from 10 meters away. From a 10 meters distance, we cannot see the beauty looks like , her facial features and make up is blurry. However , we can see her body shape , posture , hair , clothing style. If we maintain 2 to 5 meter social distance , the focus point is skin , face shape and overall proportions. Body type , posture , clothing , hair , skin , face shape and overall proportion forms the impression of the body.

( A) Skin

- maintain a balanced diet

- good quality of sleep.

- stay hydrated lol ( common advice but it works )

- avoid smoking and eating too much sugary foods.

- Build a skin care routine which suits you the best.

- Visit a dermatologist regularly.

- Rub ice on face

- Do facial yoga

- Less is more

- The most simple way - just affirm that you have clear skin .

( B ) Body

- Workout !

- Maintain a healthy diet , don't starve yourself please !

- We can enhance our body proportions by wearing clothes which suit our body type.

- Love your body , don't abuse it by starving yourself or criticising it.

( C ) Posture

- You can do exercises to get a good posture.

- Try to maintain a good posture even if you are doing your daily tasks.

- Walk with a good posture , you will appear more graceful and elegant.

(D) Hairstyle

- Hairstyle is a great way to express oneself. You can choose different hairstyles which suit you.

- Healthy and beautiful hair can enhance your appearance so give some time to yourself and do hair care .

- A suitable hairstyle can draw visual attention towards your best features. For example : Long face framing bangs reduce impression of high cheek bones.

( E ) Body shapes

- Get to know your body type and dress up according to your body type.

👛🧁I didn't go into details , dear peachie has made videos for topics like posture, body shapes , hairstyles etc. I will make notes on those too . Those posts will be more detailed and in depth👛🧁

MORE TIPS BY MOI !

- Try mewing, you will get high cheekbones and sharp jawline.

- Get regular trims and hair scalp treatments.

- Yoga is so beneficial for both physical and mental health.

- Accessories to spice up your outfits !

- Develop a good fashion sense , you can take inspiration from celebrities too .

- Apply Vaseline on eye lashes .

- If you want to appear taller and slimmer, then wear high waist jeans and crop tops . ( This tip may vary from one body shape to another )

✨️MENTAL GLOW UP

- DEVELOP SELF - LOVE. I recommend you to check out these posts - how to love yourself , self-love affirmations by me , self- love affirmations by Alanna Foxx, songs for self-love. Also , read these posts - click me and click me !

- Be disciplined. Care for yourself . Cherish yourself. Love yourself no matter what.

- Listen to Guided Meditations and Podcasts

- Adopt the " OK and ? " or " So what? " mentality . They were talking behind your back , OK and ? They don't like you , OK and ? You tried something new and failed , So what ? They left you on seen and ghosted you , So what ?

- Adopt the " You are You , I am me " mentality.

- Listen to the wizard liz , Tam Kaur , Simone or Alessia.

- Watch good content. You are what you consume. You have control over it. Don't watch videos which are full of drama and negativity . Watch productive and educational videos.

- Meditate ! You will become more mindful and self- aware.

- Become selfish! No , don't use people for your own benefit but put yourself first. Posts you should read to understand it better ! - click me , click me !!

- STOP BEING A VICTIM ! YOU ARE THE CREATOR OF YOUR REALITY !!! YOU CONTROL YOUR REALITY , NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND !!!!

- Don't seek validation from others , don't listen to other's opinions . Others opinions are irrelevant.

- Watch documentaries. Read books .

- Cut off toxic people ! This is so important. If someone drains you , puts you down , always nitpicking or complaining about you or other things . Distance yourself. It doesn't matter if you know them in real life or if it's online friendship. It doesn't matter if you knew them for a decade .

- You don't need to share everything with your Close friends.

- Say affirmations out aloud while doing skin care infront of mirror or in your mind.

- Act like the person you want to become.

- Don't chase , attract

- Know you are the main character.

- Don't allow others to use you or treat you like a doormat.

- Be more organized.

- Don't compare yourself with others.

- Don't depend on others for your happiness .

- Journal.

- Try shadow work

- Have hobbies

🍥ACADEMIC GLOW- UP

-Being intelligent is hot. Prioritize your education.

- Find a reason to study. Do you want to top your exams ? Do you want to make your parents proud ? Do you want to be the smart kid ?

- Find a role model . It can be a fictional character or celebrity . Check this post to find some inspiration - click me !

- Your reason to study should be bigger than your distractions.

- Watch fayefilms and studyquill , they always have the best study tips.

-Teach your friends , family or even pet . You will be able to revise the concepts better. If you get stuck while explaining , you would know that the topic is not clear to you yet.

- Use Mnemonics

- You can use the SQ3R method. SURVEY. QUESTION. READ . RECITE . REVIEW.

- Romanticize being smart. Romanticize studying.

- I would recommend you to read these posts , I hope they help you to study well !! - click me , click me , click me , click me , click me , click me, click me , click me

I hope this post helps you too - click me !

[shcyc]

! WET DREAMS

synopsis: waking from a wet dream about you!!! — kaeya, childe, ayato !!!! the blue men

cw; wet dreams, they have a crush on you

KAEYA!

his mind races as he hurries to his office, his face and neck heating up from the memories replaying in his head — you panting and gasping as he fucks himself into you, tears flowing down your cheeks at how amazing he feels, kaeya's name falling like a prayer from your lips

"kaeya!" you running over to him and throwing yourself into his arms is exactly what he was afraid of; he feels like he might pass out from being so close to you and is terrified of what he might unintentionally do that could ruin your friendship

the sweet scent of your hair reaches him, sending his mind reeling once more, and all the heat and blood rushes downwards as he pushes you away with a smile before shutting himself away in his office to calm down, cursing internally at those lewd thoughts

CHILDE!

you watch the dull weapon in childe's hands snap in half, the owner clearly not noticing that he broke it while sitting on the bench, deep in thought about something

that something is you — you in nothing but his shirt, on your knees with your hair in a ponytail, and your lips wrapped around his hard, angry cock as he pulls at your hair, fucking himself deeper into your throat

he's always been good at restraint, but how can he face you now after you appeared in his dreams the night before and "attacked" him with something so obscene and fitting for his dark desires for you?

AYATO!

he's staring at you as you and thoma clean the courtyard, both laughing at something you said, oblivious to the fact that someone is burning holes in your head, heart fluttering with desire

he thinks it's so crude for someone like him to have wet dreams about you, not because you're not good enough, but because he feels exposed, as if he's committed a crime because you think he's this wonderful and sophiscated gentleman

but you're wrong because he wants to see you fucking yourself on his cock, wants to feel your nails clawing into his skin as he hits your sweet spot, wants to show the entire world that you're his and his alone

[maatdraws]

i just want you guys to meet iorek's favorite druid shape and lets say, his most used one, ( just like halsin with his bear form) the smilodon (saber-toothed tiger). He really just use this one all the time, forget about the rest, or if it's REALLY necessary, but yeah that's his weapons, claws, fangs, strenght & speed. That's how he fights, that's how he hunts, he is a sophiscated killing machine, who happens to purrs a lot.

[imababblekat]

Mipha/Revali X Reader; Making Them Laugh HC’s

Anon Request; “Heya! Firstly I would like to request that you remember to drink water and take care of yourself 😌. Secondly, could I request a reader making Mipha and Revali laugh? Like with some joke or just straight up tickling them? It's up to you, but I would really like to see these two happy with all the angst I've been seeing lol. Thanks so much!!”

~xXx~

Mipha:

* Her general laugh is soft and sweet, like the sound of a gentle stream on a beautiful spring day

* But if you can get her to really laugh it’s snorts galore

* She’s very embarrassed by it unless the person who made her laugh that hard is someone she’s close to

* As the Zora princess she has to maintain a certain air of pristine to her, which she doesn’t mind for the most part but it can also get very tiring

* Having an s/o who can help her relax her shoulders with a silly joke or some other hilarious non-sense is like a breath of fresh air

* Definitely remembers any jokes you tell her to say back to young Sidon

* It’s so goofy and she knows it but knock knock jokes are her cup of tea for comedy

* Don’t let her find out you taught her father dad jokes, it will be game over for everyone

Rivali:

* Getting this champion to laugh with you and not at you can be very difficult

* His laughs are most commonly snide or cocky chuckles followed by some statement about how whatever made him have that reaction is why he’s more superior

* Cheese jokes usually result in an eye roll and how Hylian humor is so un-sophiscated

* You’ll be at a loss like most others in figuring out how to get him to genuinely laugh, until you remember you have an advantage others don’t

* Being Revali’s s/o allows for open boundaries others aren’t allowed to explore, but for you, you’re lucky enough to cuddle with the egotistical Rito

* Which leads to finding out just how tickelish he actually is

* His laugh is airy and with a slight chortle to it, and Revali can not believe you made him laugh that way

* Doesn’t get a second to stop you though and his cheek feathers poof from your onslaught of tickles to his sides

* Better hope he doesn’t escape, because then it will be his turn to give what you gave and due to him literally being covered in feathers to the tips of his “fingers”, it will be ten times worse for you dove <3

~xXx~

[lilmissfanfic]

One sided love

Adam x Reader Spencer x reader

Warning, old story please take my work.

I ran toward the police station. I had gotten a call from Adam, that he and Juila were being held for questioning about the murder he saw. They believed he might have been more involved but I know that's true.

Adam is my boyfriend for 3 years. I know he would never hurt anybody on purpose. He is so sweet an caring. He can be a very protective over the people he's close to but that's just because of his past. But this situation however traumatizing him. He can't sleep at night after what he saw.

He doesn't like talking about it so I don't push it. But I can't help but worry when he toss and turns throughout the night. Then around 5 am he gets up and sits outside.

I walked in and notice Adam signing some papers before he turned around and sighed in relief to see me. "Baby doll" He said rushing towards me into a lifting me in his arms and held me tightly and close. I sighed with my arms around his neck and my head burried in his sholder"I am so sorry, baby" He said, kissing my head

"It's okay, as long as your okay" I said. His eyes looked at me with adoration in his eyes. He pulls me for a hug once more

"It's okay, baby girl. I'm right here, baby. I'm not leaving you." He let me go and took my hand, walking towards the desk while he finished the paperwork.

"Hi" I said to Julia. Standing on the other side of me. She looked at me then smiled

"Hey, you" Julia said and I gave her a friendly smile. She finished the last thing before turning to me and leaned down to my level.

She pushed the hair out of my face even though I don't like being touched. "everything's going to be just fine, okay? don't worry your sweet little head. Bubbs and I have made sure everything is under control" she said and I nodded.

I looked down at my shoes. I knew they weren't going to tell me much. They didn't want me to worry or get involved. But sometimes it makes me feel like I'm not good enough. They have a very strong relationship and I know they have secrets between each other but they won't ever tell me.

I was snapped out of my thoughts when Adam put his arm around my shoulder.

"My precious girl" Adam says before kissing my head and I relax but also blush at my nickname.

"excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt" a man said. We turned and looked at him. He was tall, with brown hair and eyes. He was dressed well sophiscated but wore a concern look on his face. He then leaned to my level.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Spencer Reid. What's your name?" He said calmly. I look towards Adam as he looked cautiously towards him but then looked down at me. He nodded

"My names Gracie" I said

"Well it's nice to meet you, Gracie. I was wondering if I could talk to you privately about this situation. If that's okay with you two?" He asked. I nodded. I then looked at Adam again. He had a slight glare towards the Dr. and held me a bit tighter. 

"bubbs?" I asked and he looked at me calmly before nodding once more before letting go. Spencer held out his hand which I took hesistantly before we walked away. I looked back as Adam had a concern look on his face but Julia pulled him away. 

I was guided into a interrogation room. Their was a table with a chair on each side. I looked at the Dr. and he shut the door before motioning for me to sit in the chair. It was metal so it was cold and hard. I was honestly nervous. My hands were shaking and I was figety. What if I say something wrong? am I in trouble?

"your okay. Just relax. it'll be just a few question, okay?" He said sitting down in front of me. I sighed before nodding

"How long have you known Adam and Julia?"

"W-Well I met Adam about Five years ago.."

"How did you met?"

"Well.. I was in collage and some classmates dragged me along to a party at the hotel."

"Were the classmates not your friends?" I shook my head

"No, they were only friends with me out of pity. Also since I was one of the only undergrads it was no surprise when people tried to be my friend so they can later ask me to help them with their homework or last minute projects. It wasn't until one of their on and off again boyfriends tried to attempt to force  with me, they all stopped talking to me"

"Attempted?" I sighed but remain quiet "What happen, Gracie?"

Tears began in my eyes but I took a deep breath "He attempted to suduce me but I said no. h-he.. Drugged my drink.. then tried to take me to the bathroom. Luckily, Adam interfered. While my so-called friends were drunk of there ass so Adam took me home and made sure I was okay."

"What about Julia?"

"I met her the first time I visited Adam at work."

"Was she nice to you?"

"At first.. sort of.. but eventually when she got to know the real me she became really nice to me."

"What do you mean by sort of?" He asked but I stayed quiet 

"Gracie, can you tell me more about Adam."

"W-well he's my boyfriend for about three years now."

"Has he ever harmed you?"

"What? N-no never."

"What about for someone else?" He asked and I looked up at him

[fandomwe1rd0]

I like to think that tamaki sent the zuka club a tearful heartfelt apology letter with an unnecessary amount of flower bouquets and they were like what who even are you. Haruhi is happy we don't care

He would 100% do that, I refuse to believe my precious baby is homophobic, and if he is it's definetily interlized because he definetily liked Haruhi even when he thought Haruhi was a guy. And he definetily wrote a tearful heartfelt apology letter that just has an unessacary amount of filler words and super sophiscated words that he misused since he only heard Kyoya say thoose words once, and he would send it with just dozens of boquets of roses meanwhile the Zuka club doesn't even remember him, also shout out to the Zuka club lesbian icons.

[therealbojack]

You should wear a top hat it will make you more sophiscated

I actually look plenty sophisticated right now. And yes, I had a reason to dress up like this. The reason is I'm bored and trying on clothes can be fun.

[cornus27florida]

CPC main characters / animanga that I love

Based on CPC wiki there's 8 main characters, but since I already drawing Gwen and Frederick in Hogwarts AU - I give doodles to other main characters (doodle as it will more tidier and nicer with colors if I use more then one tool but well.. If the writings not clear, here the list of the crossovers!

Maria as a character in Oshi no Ko with Star-gan (not necessary be Ai Hoshino TBH, btw the OP lyric also has 'Maria' in it so I feel it fits!)

Lorena as a warrior princess seems fits well with badass villlager female of Ishigami Village from Dr. Stone (not necessary Kohaku, but the prime example!)

Jamie and Anya Forger sharing the same colour hair (pink!) also SPY X FAMILY is one of series that LambCat want to enjoys after the CPC ends - hope the wait worth it!!!

Blaine as a Dragon Slayer due to the mention in early arc that his not-so-secret fave fairy tales is about dragons and treasures - I think the animanga Fairy Tail explore it enough

Lance as an AMEFUTO (american football, in Japanesse pronouncation) player - the helmet kinda covering much of the face like Fencing helmet.. also blue colored eyeshield?!

Prez (Calpernia) as Magic Kaito KID 1412 !! Gosh this sophiscated phantom thief feels fit with Prez espc in 2 different occasion of her wearing tall hats <3

[cartoonfangirl1218]

This is probably the most fruitless quest for logic but I was rereading Isle of the Lost book and during Ben's meeting with the council of sidekicks, one of Pongo and Perdita's complaints is that they have to send 101 dalmatians to college and I just thought of today. . why do the dogs need to go to college? 

They're basically domesticated pets in their movies. Maybe obedience school but not doggy college.

It's not like the mice in the Rescuerers who presumably have mice degrees so they could be in the mice UN. Dogs don't have career goals. Well maybe in Zootopia but that was mainly wild mammels, no dogs or cats. So the dogs are still just pets. . . just why do they need to go to college? 

And between Cinderella's mice having a sewing business, the Rescuerers, and mouse Sherlock Holmes I just realize mice have a lot of professions in Disney.

I don't know why I'm struck with trying to rationalize this. After all it's descendants, there's nothing rational or logical in this franchise but I just found it very funny. 

Also is it just me but is Carlos’ classroom rival Reza pretty much Zevon with his interest in chemistry, and what he thinks is sophiscated, overintellectual language with made up words?

[thenewfuture]

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And this kids, is "The Coronoation of Emperor Napoleon I and Empress Jospehine"

Class: "Ooooooooh!"

Commissioned by Napoleon in September of 1804, this work would take over a year to start on December 12, 1805 by Jacques-Loius David and his student George Rouget. This depicted a transition to a "modern empire of Paris" and was called a "a masterminded peice of modern propoganda".

Napoleon wanted legitimacy of his newfound imperial reign, and so he constructed a new type of coronation ceremony which was conferred by the Archbishop of Reims, who you can find right here-

-where's Ibuki?

What do you think, Akane? Think they're bigger than mine?

Uh, I think I'm bigger at least...

Hmmmmmm...........

Ibuki won't lose a boob-size contest to a mere statue of plaster and rocks! Help me get up there and compare!

Oh no, Ibuki keep your shirt on! *Chisa goes after her two students to try and stop them*

...........

What are you looking at?

O-Oh, I'm just...y-y'know, checking out this art piece.

I see, and what do you think about it?

Well I think it's an uh...A traditional take on..the grimworks for society not unlike a young Van Gogh....

.......

You don't know what you just said, do you?

Alright, alright! I don't! I just heard some old geezers talking about it like that!

Ha haa, you dork. Why are you trying so hard?

I dunno...cuz I wanna be all sophiscated and smart like you and stuff...

Well, you're already pretty smart I'd say. You fixed the bus when the engine broke down on us last week, take a guy with brains to do something like that.

And as far as sophisticatedness wise, you're not trying to take your clothes off in public like Ibuki there.

This is an infringement of women's rights!

Yeah, I wanna see Ibuki take out her tits for the world to see!

Tits! Tits! Show us the tits!

No! We don't want to get banned!

So I think you're good in that regard, don't worry too much.

Heh heh, thanks.... What did I guy like me do to deserve someone like you?

Be dorky and yourself, for one...

Heh yeah, I guess so...

..........

*The two lean closer together, Mahiru stands on her tip toes...their lips almost touch and....*

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GAAAAH!!! *thud!*

*Mahiru wakes up, in her room...*

*gasp, gasp, gasp...*

Wh-Wh-What the heck was that about...!?

[growling]

Soooo while I was gone and practicing self care with cheating in minceraft, attempting to domesticate my 7 evil alterhuman awakenings and watching my little medias (and failing miserably by occasionally checking some tumble blogs from my burner and getting exposed to the most radioactive levels of transandrophobia ive ever seen but whatever), one of which included Nimona (twas good), I also happened to get into something I was curious (also the thing gorge the monkey was) about from a little while............. none other than the internet infamous Hazbin Hotel *creepy lightning accentuates my words and horror music starts playing, the audience gasps and shits themselves in shock*

Initially I wasn't interested at like, at all in whatever the series was, same with helluva boss or something something vivziepop brand youtube sparkledog show. Not for any particular reason I just don't tend to watch pilots of series that may not even start you know. I don't know when the actual first season got picked up by a studio and finished precisely but somewhere recently I think? Anyway, everybody and their mom absolutely hated it from the start. You cannot escape the sheer amount of negative attention wasbeen motel gathered, it became the net's biggest punching bag like, right after steven universe whatever you do you can never top the steven universe hate i dare you to find a campaign more unhinged that whatever went on in the 2018s-or-so. And something always seemed..... Off?? About the criticisms I've been seeing on this series. Like it's just "it's BADDDD *spooky music starts playing* Vivziepop draaaamaaaaa.... *jumpscare*" or complaints about Poison being insensitive towards sa victims or whatever. I'll be clear I do NOT trust extreme HH haters for the most part, they give off huge anti-su folk vibes. But after seeing like, a multitude of hazbin/vivziepop related posts on mutual catgirl-catboy's (hey :7) blog, mainly about the Poison part? Well let's jus say I got intrigued said "fuck that, I'm already a warrior cat fan what's more bad media gonna harm me anymore", pirated it because I wanna continue my epic grind of never paying for anything in my life still, and....

(Now I do not know who this Vivienne Medrano entity is nor do I care to know. Everything I have heard about her was fucking unhinged for a vast spectrum of reasons and completely against my will. I will not be getting into the Vivziepop discourse iceberg I do not know this woman do not drag me into this I'm BEGGING you)

.... It's. It's literally just a show. Sgsgjjesxhadj??? Like it's not a masterpiece, it's rushed as hell (heh) but that's just what happens when you get entire 8 episodes to work with for the whole first season, but it's not like... Bad? It didn't kill my grandma or anything. It's just a show guys.... It's just some silly series........ It was honestly pretty enjoyable, I thought It was good, like, I think it's gonna rotate in my mind like a rotisserie chicken for a WHILE. Really scratched The Itch it's been lodged in my brain like a parasite lately please help me. Mainly because of the fucking songs even if the plot is a bit ueh hih uuh, soundtrack delivered. Hazbin soundtrack save me. Save me Hazbin soundtrack. Cannot go a second in my day while some song aint always playing in the back of my mind. Yeah I'm a hasbeen fan now this is my hell show enthusiast coming out post..... Anybody here want to talk about it any followers/mutuals up to sophiscated discussions about hazbin. Anybody want to ask me about how why transmasc Alastor would actually make sense AND slay I've thought about this very thoughtfully actually in my thoughts

[drmcphee]

Have you ever watched Howels Moving Castle?

No. Its an 'an-i-may', isn't it? Quite frankly, I'm an adult. I don't watch children's television- no, Im far too old- sophiscated. I'm far far too sophisticated for that child-cartoon nonsense.

I'm sure @nickolas-daley has, teens will watch anything these days.

[idyllic-affections]

Ooooooo so we’re going to have other Diluc and Kaeya but edgy as our brothers? i think an OC would be interesting (Look if we’re making those two as brothers, im 99% sure they had a battle or a confrontation of sorts in the rain thing like Diluc and Kaeya had. Like maybe they had conflicting ideals which cause all of them to seperate?) Ok but in all seriousness, if you do ever make them as a OC, what would the reader be obsessed of? Pantalone is fair exchange and Baizhu is immortality. Maybe the reader can be a thrill seeking junkie? Just imagine seeing those two being sophiscated and calm then theres their younger sibling who is a menace of society who bothers their brothers daily.

- 🐱 Anon

i think i'll take this idea and use it for an oc! most people who have given me their thoughts about this idea seem fascinated with the thought of it being used for an oc. with that said....

YOUUUUU. YOU GET ME 🐱 ANON. god. can you imagine? baizhu and pantalone, both equally elegant and mysterious in their own ways, with baizhu being more in touch with people whereas pantalone is more aloof, detached from the general population of snezhnaya... and their fucking adrenaline-seeking, societal menace, knight of favonius youngest sibling. lord. you get me sooo well, 🐱 anon.

and, hear me out--the reason they're like this?

it reminds them of their own mortality. death is not something they are afraid of--they find it quite reassuring, in fact. life is fleeting and they intend to enjoy it to the fullest, unlike their older brothers, who are so fixated on their obsessions that life is slipping away from them.

they aren't built for immortality, really. this oc would be so inexplicably human at their core that they would not be able to handle living forever.

they're probably friends with childe and hu tao with that attitude LMFAO..... for different reasons though!

and of course, i don't think they'd say much of anything about their past to the knights of favonius. so. you know. them finding out about that....

diluc would be such a hater GOD he would hate them like how he hates kaeya STOPPPPP but kaeya and eula and jean--gods, they would understand sooo deeply, esp eula. she gets it.