#sorry about *checks* three posts in five minutes. unfortunately no I'm not I love them so much

[distant-screaming]

Heart's face when he realizes who it is at the door and the instant release of tension is just. Oh my god

THIS FACE??? HELLO????

[dinosaurtsukki]

sigma, jouno, and tecchou with an s/o who acts funny when drunk

@super-mikisenapi-blog: Can you do sigma, jouno, and yukito with a s/o who acts funny while drunk please ?

a/n: hiii omg i'm sorry i don't know who yukito is (i assume they're from the other bsd light novel which i haven't read yet) so i replaced them with tecchou because i haven't written for him in a bit i hope that's okay

has zero experience helping with drunk people especially because he doesn't drink much himself

he's actually pretty torn between wanting to take care of you and calling for help because he's not confident in himself

you're literally passed out over the bar mumbling every now and then and sigma is giving himself a pep talk

"you're the owner of the fricking sky casino!! you can take care of one drunk person!!"

when he finally decides to take you home that's when you spring back to life from your unconscious state and decide you're hungry and want pancakes

of course sigma's going to get you pancakes he can never say no to you especially when you're making a pouty face at him

that's how the two of you ended up in a diner at three in the morning with a big pile of pancakes on the table

sigma is about to order syrup when you decide to pour ketchup all over your pancakes and begin eating and he's just downright horrified

he's about to stop you but you look so happy and content with eating your ketchup pancakes that he just busies himself with trying not to throw up and reminding himself that he loves you very much

after eating your pancakes you have the bright idea to go to the playground dragging sigma by the hand with you

okay but he's never been to a playground and even though you're really drunk, he doesn't want to stop you as you eagerly sit on the swings and ask to be pushed

your laughter is super infectious and sigma's having a fun time as you two have a contest to see who could swing highest

it ends with you getting dizzy and throwing up on the ground so now sigma has to take you home for real

okay his instinct when he sees you downing shots clearly trying to get drunk is 'do i have to take care of this one?'

i'm sorry he's just not used to taking care of people and having empathy you're honor but he's trying

and he tries to be a good boyfriend by deciding to take care of you and making sure you don't do anything stupid

first step is taking the shotglass from your hand and suggesting that it's time for you two to go home (he's naturally very good at persuasion and you're very drunk so it doesn't take much)

jouno thinks he can talk his way into getting you to take a taxi with home and just taking a nap on the way home

sorry man he can't penetrate that alcoholic haze and you're busy blasting music from your phone in the car while jouno pretends he doesn't know you

and then you start texting him asking where he is while you're literally sitting beside you and jouno finds it wildly funny

i'm sorry but this little shit will text you playing along that he's already home and watch you cry in the taxi thinking he abandoned you

ok but after five minutes he feels sorry for you and makes his presence beside you in the taxi known

now you're hugging him with both your arms and legs with no sign of letting go and jouno just sits there and pretends to put up with it but he's secretly enjoying it

after you get out of the taxi to head to your apartment jouno thinks its smooth sailing from there but then you flop on the ground claiming that gravity has its hold on you

cue jouno revisiting his previous dilemma about whether to leave you or not

but he doesn't he just grits his teeth, slings your arm over his shoulder, and half-carries you to the elevator up to your apartment

he actually has a fair bit of experience taking care of drunk people because he and teruko are literally the only one's who help fukuchi when he's had a bit too much to drink

tecchou isn't one who drinks so much if at all so he's already accepted his role as the Sober One to take care of you

and he takes his role very seriously, he even spent the whole night protecting your drink whenever you weren't attending to it

you've already pre-warned him that when you start dancing, that's when you're really drunk and tecchou has it etched in his mind

he'll probably sit you down and request for you to drink three glasses of water to get the alcohol out of your system

in no way are you going to pour the glass of water over your head, right?

and then you do and tecchou reaches a hand out to stop it only to get you both soaking wet but surprisingly it isn't enough for you to be sober but he certainly is more alert now

he's about to offer his jacket and get you to change out of your wet clothes when you get back to dancing in the middle of the room that you're in

but when you pull him to dance with you he's unable to say no

tecchou actually has a hard time saying 'no' to you, especially when you're giggly and hyper from all the alcohol

he's very stiff with his dancing and you move as if you don't have bones so you guys are a perfect match and a sight to see

unfortunately all that dancing causes you to pass out and now he has to give you a piggyback ride home because the buses aren't traveling anymore

and the entire time you're just rambling about the weirdest things that pop into your head but tecchou thinks about pretty weird things too so he's the perfect conversation partner for this

"tecchou, do you think i could be reborn as an octopus in your next life?" "i think so but maybe not eating octopus from now on will improve your chances."

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