#sorryjesus

[nomaishuttle]

anyways. sorryjesus lord what are the cats doing out there.just herd a fucking stampede like there was a beautiful herd of gazelles downstairs but it was just the two of them running around. theyre so funny. anywyas sorry hi beautiful connor nation

[hillaryhere]

IF YOU DIDN'T GET BAPTIZED IN TOILET WATER PROPELLED BY SEWER AIR TODAY, THEN YOU ARE HAVING A BETTER MORNING THAN ME

[mass-bryyo-inc]

My Top 5 Favorite People

5) @arborealmatriarch

4) Me

3) Samuel L. Jackson

2) Jesus

1) Prince

[dreadnought-sideroad]

Ya boi decided to buy a gyro for dinner from the gyro place that opened up yesterday (when I was off 😤). Not that bad tbh. Also, this military place has lost its goddamn mind. Apparently, tables have to be six feet apart now, and customers can't use the same cup for refills. #sorryjesus #firstdayoffulltimeugh https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sMaPyBs_p/?igshid=1h98uioxe0g8n

[archieknuckles]

#SorryJesus 😞 https://www.instagram.com/p/B68oy_XHsL35NlM5qXS1Ml0UKzO8qt1DEdPFeI0/?igshid=9m5d0om2rqir

[bigjohnbates]

Oh, no question I know which team I'm on #bigjohnbatesnoirchestra #skinnerscage #sorryjesus #hellbeer #pmkinnsbruck #truemmerbooking https://www.instagram.com/p/ByvFKiBh2rQ/?igshid=2bdxv3csw641

[stonedwhite-blog1]

Oh damn

[drmnola]

Too much Rosé means (possibly) no Misa today. #SorryJesus #drmnola #LoveYaTho Also, no emails answered like I️ planned. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ #SundayFunday #BackyardingIt (at Uptown, New Orleans)

[sketchatbest-blog]

Couldn't help but repost. I think my#karma is damaged by it but the #giggles are worth if. #sorryJesus #justtryingtodoathing to get to the #weekend (at Little Rock, Arkansas)

[darrelldass]

Jesus Walks....but not through US Customs. #sorryjesus #youcanwalkonwaterbutnotonamurica #novacancyattheinnagain #downwiththeban #dumptheban #droptheban #muslimban

[blackmirrorwrites]

asharadaynes replied to your post: ∆∆∆

“who the fuck rises from the dead purely out of love” jesus or bust (happy easter, ily, and that was the most cringe inducinng plot ever lololol)

lol what a day for me to choose to bring up that disaster #sorryjesus but fuck that plot, or more specifically fuck not committing to your original plot. you don’t have to kill someone if you don’t want to....

[archieknuckles]

#SorryJesus 🙏🏽 https://www.instagram.com/p/B68oq2cnxhg-ZHOQLpUkr4sjAAuqs4ju8mmYMM0/?igshid=phz0b2wxlxw0

[momfailhashtag]

@michellekawatra: Talking to Logan about what Easter means and I realize he has no fucking clue who Jesus is #momfail #sorryjesus

http://twitter.com/michellekawatra

[knavyknitter]

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! I think I did okay; this was really a challenge especially without a black or grey. Definitely busting out the black for my next one. #watercolor #watercolors #artchallenge #art #winsorandnewton #sorryjesus